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* "Being drunk is only the thing that allows us to go to the toilet"
 
* "Being drunk is only the thing that allows us to go to the toilet"
 
* "Fire is just the means we use to cool our drinks"
 
* "Fire is just the means we use to cool our drinks"
===Stories===
 
Once upon a time, there was a Moon.  The Moon looked down on the Earth and said, “Hey! What are you doing down there?” Then, the Moon sneezed, and out of its nose came two men, and they were named Jimmy and Brian. Jimmy and Brian were really nice people, and they had lots of sweets! The sweets were made of acid; and so when the kids ate them, it made their throat melt, and they died. And the moon said “Oh, my bad, I meant to sneeze out good people.” And so He did, and they were Piemo and Picklesworth, and they had the good sweets! These sweets made the kids even more hungry, and it turned out this was all a scam and the Moon was just trying to sell kids sweets, the end. -Bearo
 
  
 
==History==
 
==History==

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