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RaceHigh Bear
AliasWise Bear, Spell Bear, Crazy Wizard Bear
Campaigns The Fall of Dundinborough

"The apple of life is all that you chew"
— Bearo the High Bear

Bearo is a Low Bear who was played by Millbee in The Fall of Dundinborough. He was the companion of Dai before his death, and Bearo is one of the few survivors of the Fall of the Kingdom of Dundinborough.



Bearo is a large male High bear with husky white fur, and is described to be a very well endowed bear, much to the dismay of the King of Dundinborough. Bearo is often seen standing upright, displaying his body for all to see. At the end of the campaign he was wearing Dai's large floppy hat, with a fur trim.


Bearo is a self-described wise bear, spreading his unique words of advice to all who may hear, even if they do not want to. He is also very friendly, getting along with the other races and lending them his help whenever they may need it. He is also known to be a slightly exhibitionist, often showing off his genitalia when showing appreciation or just in general day to day life.

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Bearo is a very wise bear, and often makes seemingly meaningless statements about the current situation:

  • "The apple of life is all that you chew"
  • "The essence of the self is only inside of your mind"
  • "The truth of life is sometimes bad and will make your throat melt"
  • "Death is only the shackles we bind to ourselves"
  • "Candy is the life-fruit that we live for"
  • "Seeing is just believing"
  • "Clothes are only what we make of ourselves"
  • "The paws are what root us to this Earth, and rooting is what makes us whole"
  • "Standing makes the position of life"
  • "Crossing indicates badness"
  • "Battling is what we do to make ourselves feel like the shrooms of the moon"
  • "Sight is only the idea we create so we can see"
  • "Being drunk is only the thing that allows us to go to the toilet"
  • "Fire is just the means we use to cool our drinks"


Once upon a time, there was a Moon. The Moon looked down on the Earth and said, “Hey! What are you doing down there?” Then, the Moon sneezed, and out of its nose came two men, and they were named Jimmy and Brian. Jimmy and Brian were really nice people, and they had lots of sweets! The sweets were made of acid; and so when the kids ate them, it made their throat melt, and they died. And the moon said “Oh, my bad, I meant to sneeze out good people.” And so He did, and they were Piemo and Picklesworth, and they had the good sweets! These sweets made the kids even more hungry, and it turned out this was all a scam and the Moon was just trying to sell kids sweets, the end. -Bearo



Bearo once saw Dai swimming as he usually did, and Bearo decided to join him. Unfortunately, Bearo couldn't swim and started to drown, but Dai saved him, so Bearo became friends with Dai, as he was in debt to him.

The Fall of Dundinborough


Bearo escaped Dundinbourough with Lance Willakers, carrying the body of Jeanie Jaredson on his back, along with James Briggs and Dyson.