"No one wins"
A game first seen in Porc Hunters played by Chilly Wizzy and Dave in college. What the game exactly entails is a mystery. In Porc Hunters Elmar and Dave play, but both lost. The Theta Squad considered playing this game with Porbo as Plan E, but they never did. In The Silvermine Mountains Chilly Wizzy is challenged to play by DeNada, however the other guards stop them because they find it inappropriate.
- In a non-canon stream, Justin claimed that Chilly Willy involved two males placing their sexual organs upon a block of ice, and the first one to remove it loses the game, and must grind the block of ice into a snow cone and consume it as punishment.