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|Race||Cultist, Formerly Elf|
|Relatives||Creation: Private Ice Lord|
|First Appearance||Porc Hunters|
|"I'm gonna summon a Shit Lord."|
— Corporal DeNada
Corporal DeNada (/dɛnədə/) is a male Noble Born Elf Cabalist played by Coestar that appears in the Porc Hunters Campaign. He is a member of Theta Squad and is under the command of Captain Ca-Rell and fights alongside Templeton Barringster and Elmar and is charged with taking care of a hoard of Porcs. In The Silvermine Mountains campaign, it is revealed that DeNada was a member of The Cult of Bones, and helped Khn'n-Rell awaken The Ageless One.
- 1 Characteristics
- 2 Relationships
- 3 Notable Attributes
- 4 Powers & Abilities
- 5 Belongings
- 6 History
- 7 Trivia
DeNada is a male Elf with neck length brown hair and crystal blue eyes. DeNada wears a blue and yellow Ushanka with a golden broach on the front of it. He also wears a long sleeve, blue tunic with golden accents and the Theta symbol (Ө) on his left arm. He has white pants with a plain brown belt, brown boots with black accents and a black binding around his left leg to hold his Bewitching Mirror. On top of his traditional clothes, DeNada wears black studded pauldrons and gloves that are accented with brown lining.
After allying himself with the Cult of Bones, DeNada gained the ability to shed his skin, muscles, and blood to reveal his true form as a skeleton.
DeNada is very grumpy and asocial. He has no desire to fulfill any of his duties and refuses to listen to command, stating he did not want to join the military. When asked to perform a task, he will profoundly refuse, unless tempted with the promise of Treasure or pay raises. Even then he considers showing up to be enough, preferring to spend his time lazing about. His lazy personality even extends so far as to use Earth Elementals as butlers to fetch beer and pissa, while he loafs around in a tent.
He goes along best with Elmar, since his easy-going personality suits him fine, while he often ignores Captain Ca-Rell's commands, viewing them as a drag, and holds no respect for her. DeNada and Templeton do not go along well, due to DeNada's constant annoyance at his pompous attitude.
Over the course of the mission, DeNada starts to gain more respect for his captain and starts to participate more in fights. The largest turning point was when Ca-Rell uses Chivalry to take a huge hit for DeNada that would've probably killed him, saving his life. After this he truly becomes a part of the team, even taking part in strategy talks and at one point suggesting the team turns around, concerned with not only his, but all of their safety. His changed ways become very apparent at the Porbo fight, where he, rammed into a wall by a Skelephelk, preferred to spent time setting up Blankets of Darkness to prevent further reinforcements rather than saving his own life.
His preferred method of attacking has not changed over the course of the adventure however, he mostly prefers to distance himself from the fight, attacking with long-distance moves and sending in Frost Elementals or Earthlords for close-combat fighting.
In the beginning their relationship was rocky at best. He had no respect for her as Captain of the team, refused to listen to her orders, and even when bribed with promised of Treasures and pay raises loafed about in fights, mostly doing nothing. This slowly changes over the course of the mission, with him starting to put more faith in his captain, and he opens up completely after she saved his life. Afterwards they become good friends, with him trusting her and putting more effort into team fights, earning a promotion. He was sad when she left the team.
DeNada and Elmar go along well. His lazy attitude meshes well with Elmar, and they often share some drinks at the bar. Elmar would be considered his best bud. He was happy when he was made team leader after Ca-Rell's resignation, stating that 'this is gonna be fun'.
In The Silvermine Mountains campaign, DeNada froze Elmar's willy, in a game of Chilly Willy's, and shattered the ice, causing the willy to become detached. In this time, he attempted to use life drain on Elmar, but instead melted off his own skin. This reveals DeNada to have been a member of the Cult of Bones.
DeNada and Templeton have a negative relationship. DeNada is irritated by his elitist attitude and holds him in low regard.
DeNada did not care about Phineas' life at all and would've rather spend his time at the bar drinking than joining the rescue mission. It is not known how he views Phineas after his change of heart, since the two were not seen interacting after this point.
DeNada has no sympathy for his Earthlords, not even viewing them as living creatures, calling them 'Shitlords'. He considers them glorified butlers and send huge packs of them to fight and die in battle in his place.
Contrary to the Earthlords, DeNada had much love for his Frost Elemental, naming it Ice Lord, keeping it around at all time. He took all damage for Ice Lord to keep it alive, until the final battle when taking the hit could have meant death. He was very sad to let it go.
(Xavius, Gwynth, Kallark, Prisoners, other elves in SMM)
- Good swimmer.
- Created his own variation of Call Earthlord using feces instead of earth, named Summon Shitlord.
Powers & Abilities
- N/A, accessories weren't introduced until The Many Gobos of Pat campaign.
- Bewitching Mirror: Contains Porbo.
- Quickness Elixir
- Rejuvenation Potion
- Seaweed: DeNada had accidentally tossed seaweed on himself, he then put it on his swampy Frost Elemental. The Frost Elemental was then lost in the Danevur Porc Caves.
- Wellforn Ruby: Recovered Templeton's Ruby from a Goblin, gave it to Private Icelord. Templeton eventually recovered it.
Long ago, DeNada, an Elf, joined the Cult of Bones, a mysterious cult ruled by Skeletal beings. When Virgo Sunsword weakened the cult and put their God, The Ageless One, to sleep, DeNada went back to being a Elf, but kept his devotion to the ideas of the Cult. Eventually, DeNada joined Theta Squad, one of the lowest branches of the Elven Army.
DeNada, as well as most of Theta Squad, was ordered to attack a Porc Tribe that was supposedly threatening Elven cities. DeNada was very reluctant to do so, even when their commander, Ca-Rell, ordered her Squad to do so. He also didn't want to fight Porcs when Templeton Barringster's brother, Phineas, went to fight them himself, putting himself in mortal danger. Ca-Rell finally gets her Squad to fight the Porcs by offering them pay raises.
Outside the Elven city, Theta Squad was told by a minor group of Elves that a rampaging Fire Spirit was threatening the city. Ca-Rell agreed to deal with it, although the rest of Theta Squad, especially DeNada, was reluctant. When Theta Squad begins fighting the Fire Spirit, DeNada hides in a Fireproof tent and summons Earthlords to get him Elven Pasta Bread and Beer. When his tent is destroyed, he decides to actually send Earthlords to attack the Fire Spirit. Eventually, Theta Squad beats the Fire Spirit, although 2 of the original Elves died by Theta Squad's hand, and a 3rd was heavily injured by Theta Squad. However, Theta Squad presses on to find Phineas.
Their journey is interrupted by a Goblin who attempts to sell items to Theta Squad on a Bridge. DeNada, along with the rest of the Elves, promptly attack the Goblin, who then steals from them and attempts to escape. Although the Goblin is stopped, the Party is then attacked by the Whisper Snake. DeNada, instead of fighting, goes back to the injured Elf, summons a Frost Elemental, and helps heal him with it, although the injured Elf is in no condition to help them. Eventually, the Whisper Snake whispers into DeNada's ear, and he tries to cast Grand Raven's Claw on his team, but instead grabs the Whisper Snake, freeing him from his trance immediately. Eventually, Theta Squad defeats the Whisper Snake, and a band of Goblins that appear after the Whisper Snake, and Ca-Rell gives everyone, including DeNada's Frost Elemental, a Promotion.
Once Theta Squad crosses the Bridge, they meet up with Dave, who is transporting the Kobold prisoner, Chimera, to the Silvermine Mountains. Unfortunately, Chimera escapes and tries to flee from his captors. DeNada, who has started to warm up to Theta Squad, actively fights Chimera from the start. When Theta Squad defeated Chimera, they demanded his treasures, which Dave could not give as it was evidence against Chimera. DeNada threatened to imprison Dave in his Bewitching Mirror if he did not get Treasure, but Dave was able to satiate Theta Squad by giving them all one random treasure. Dave then told Theta Squad that Phineas ran into the nearby cave, where the Porcs resided.
When Theta Squad entered the Cave, they told the Porcs at the entrance that they had tribute to their leader, Porbo. As the Porcs took Theta Squad deeper into their Cave, Theta Squad had to come up with a plan to not only defeat Porbo, but to rescue Phineas who they saw unconscious in a pig pen. DeNada suggested just giving Porbo an item and then leaving, or just running away from the Porcs if they tried anything funny, but Ca-Rell and Templeton Barringster didn't just want to run away. They agreed that giving DeNada's Frost Elemental, whom they named Ice Lord, in exchange for Phineas was the best plan, and if they couldn't negotiate with Porbo, they would fight him. Only if they started losing would they run away.
When they finally confronted Porbo, they learned that Porbo wasn't interested in Ice Lord. DeNada tried to amuse him with the Frost Elemental, but Porbo didn't find it as funny as Ca-Rell saying she and her Squad were stronger then Porbo. Ca-Rell and Porbo agreed to a duel, with Theta Squad challenging Porbo and his 4 best. Although DeNada, as with the rest of Theta Squad, had trouble fighting the Skelephelks, DeNada was able to cast Blanket of Darkness on the large crowd of Porcs that were watching, driving many insane and killing almost all who remained in the Blanket, and Theta Squad was able to take down Porbo.
With Porbo's defeat, DeNada put Porbo in his Bewitching Mirror, and Ca-Rell was declared the new Chief of the Porc Tribe. Ca-Rell gave Chilly Wizzy her position, and the Porcs escorted Theta Squad and Phineas out of the cave. Before leaving the cave, however, DeNada threw away his Bewitching Mirror. Whether the mirror broke and freed Porbo, or landed perfectly and Porbo remains lost in his cave forever, is unknown.
Sometime after the events of Porc Hunters, DeNada, Chilly Wizzy and Corporal Ice Lord were made Guards of the Silvermine Mountains. Their job was to ensure that the prisoners didn't escape, and didn't try to kill one another. In their spare time, DeNada and Chilly Wizzy would play Chilly Willies, although they weren't allowed to do so in front of prisoners, especially child prisoners. When Kallark, a Dwelf who had begun to spiral into insanity from a Funk, demanded that at least 2 of the prisoners, Gunter and Unter, be released from prison, Gwyneth Sunsword told him that he wasn't feeling well and that she was sending him to Tom, who would help him get better. Kallark didn't want to be sent to Tom, so Gwyneth had DeNada help her subdue him and he put Kallark in the barracks.
When a bunch of Porc prisoners began to riot in the cafeteria, DeNada and Corporal Ice Lord were among the first to respond to the scene. He cast Blanket of Darkness to try and stop the riot, and although this didn't stop them, eventually the riot was put down. Gwyneth, fearing the situation was deteriorating in the Silvermine Mountains, told all the Elves to be on high alert, and that more Elves would be brought in to keep the prison secure. Her compatriots, including DeNada, agreed, and they even hired Kallark to help guard the prisoners.
When the prisoners were freed by Kallark, several of them, lead by Khn'n-Rell, ran to the Elven Barracks, where DeNada, Corporal Ice Lord and Chilly Wizzy were stationed. DeNada was pummeled by Rusty the Dwarf, but when he escaped Rusty's clutches, he didn't try to fight Khn'n-Rell. Instead, he commended the prisoners, and said they were fine by him, which made Chilly Wizzy accept the prisoners as well. Khn'n-Rell realized Chilly Wizzy as the master of Chilly Willies, and convinced him to play a game with DeNada while he looked for the book and the other prisoners watched. DeNada, instead of playing, switched his position with Corporal Ice Lord's, and then froze Chilly Wizzy's penis to a large block of Ice. Then, DeNada broke Chilly Wizzy's penis into shards, causing Chilly Wizzy great pain. As he screamed in agony, DeNada tried to Lifedrain him, only for DeNada's skin to melt off instead; revealing himself as a Cult of Bones member to Chilly Wizzy, who then screamed even louder. Khn'n-Rell came back and helped DeNada get his skin back on, and they walked out with the rest of the prisoners to awaken the Ageless One.
DeNada was last seen transforming into a Skeleton with the other members of the Cult of Bones as The Ageless One flew off. He was buried underneath the Silvermine Mountain when it collapsed, but Rob said that all of the Cultists would simply dig their way out when the area was evacuated.
- His name is part of recurring joke. All of Coestar's characters are named around the phrase "Thank You". His character in The Nuren Campaign was named Thanks, his character in Roamin's Band of Thieves was named Gracias, the Spanish word for thanks, and DeNada is based on De nada, the Spanish or Portuguese word for You are welcome.
|Players||Coestar | Deadbones | Justin | Roamin|
|Characters||Ca-Rell | Elmar | DeNada | Templeton Barringster VII|
|NPCs||Chimera | Dave | Phineas Barringster | Porbo|
|Locations||Danevur | Emerald Lake|
|Races||Air Sprites | Earthlord | Elf | Fire Spirit | Frost Elemental | Goblin | Kobold | Porc | Skelephelk | Whisper Snake|
|Classes||Cabalist | Sorcerer | Suncleric | Theurgist | Warrior | Wizard|
|The Silvermine Mountains|
|Players||Coestar | Deadbones | Justin | Roamin|
|Characters||Khn'n-Rell | Margaret O'Malley | Rusty | Trusty Neconni|
|NPCs||The Ageless One | Carlos | DeNada | Elmar Squishwitz | Gwyneth Sunsword | Rufio | Shaneil | Unter | Xavius Barringster|
|Races||Ageless | Dragon Aspect | Dvergr | Dwarf | Dwelf | Elf | Funk | Gobolf | Keen | Kobold | Porc|
|Classes||Bard | Berserker | Cabalist | Sorcerer | Warrior|
|Starting Gear||Ageless Attribute | Book of Bones | Spell Tattoo|
|Abilities||Blanket of Darkness | Grand Raven's Claw | Lifedrain | Mind Burn | Nearsight | Pestilence|
|Player Cabalists||DeNada | Nate Tack | Templeton Barringster VII | Tobias Cragg|
|NPC Cabalists||Jenathorn Barringster | Phineas Barringster|