Jack Krysstal

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Jack Krysstal
AliasCaptain Jack Krysstal
Campaigns Kobold Headhunters
SeasonsSeason One

"I'm the greatest fucking liar!"
— Jack Krysstal

"Captain" Jack Krysstal is a Triton Ground Kobold Swashbuckler, played by Justin in Kobold Headhunters.



Jack Krysstal is a male Kobold with dark brown rock-like fur and green eyes. He wears a grey shirt, blue pants with white thread, brown knee high boots, and a loose fitting brown belt with a gold buckle. Over his clothing, he wears a long green cloak with black cuffs. Jack keeps a tattered deep red pirate cap with a red feather of unknown origin.


Jack's personality is mixed. When confronted by his co-workers he acts pirate-like, but when around friends he tends to drop his accent to speak his personal thoughts to them. Jack also is also a very capable liar, which allows him to easily influence those around him.

Notable Attributes

Jack's an expert liar when it comes to him trying to get what he wants, like free gold. He is also known to be a bad thief, and has weird "close up" relationships with his male friends.



The Origin of Jack and Burrito is unknown, but it is evident that the two have known each other and have a close bond. When alone with Burrito, Jack drops his pirate accent, speaking normally and on a more personal level. Jack acts as a mentor to Burrito, training from a fearful Porc to a combat tuned warrior. The two often share intimate moments, bathing with each other and giving each other massages, Jack even applying massage oil giving Burrito a shiny attractive appearance. The two wish to re-enter the world of pirating, with Burrito being Jack's first-mate.

Character Inventory

Powers & Abilities Belongings


  • [{Race / Kobold}]
  • [{Class / Swashbuckler}]
  • [{Cornerstone / Anglers}]
  • [{Attribute / Seadog}]


  • [{Passive / Heartwall Locket}]
  • [{Passive / Swift Feather Boots}]


  • [{Booty Raider / Coin of Providence}]
  • [{Swashbuckler / Buckle Buddy}]
  • [{Swashbuckler / Lunge}]
  • [{Swashbuckler / Swish Swash}]

Former Abilities


  • [{Armor / Leather Armor}]
  • [{Treasure / Windu Morning Star}]
  • [{Weapon / Six Shooter}]

Former Belongings

  • Bottle of Wise Rum
  • [{Consumable / Hourglass of the Sandbold}]
  • Flintlock Pistol
  • [{Potion / Healing Potion}]
  • Sylvan Leaf



Jack Krysstal claims that he once was a captain of a pirate ship and sailed the seas proudly, but lost his ship to his brother. This depressed Jack into becoming a heavy drinker, but still claiming to be a Captain.

Kobold Headhunters

Jack, with his Porc first-mate Burrito, are first seen reminiscing over their former pirating lifestyle. Putting up his pirating voice as a facade, the two join Noxel, Kopie Ren and Romulus on the mission to hunt down the Rock-Wolf that has been terrorizing the area of Karazzim. Their quest leads them to the hot springs found in the mountain, where he and Burrito enjoy a bath and massage session. Upon mention of the reward gold for bringing back the wolf's head, the two begin plotting a way to make off with the full reward money, as well as any valuables from the others that they can. After slaying the wolf, Burrito proposes that he and Jack loot the house, and the two leave while the others bring back the wolf head.


Jack was last seen getting stabbed in the heart by a believer appearing as Jo Krysstal in the town of Kerrazim


  • Like Jo Krysstal, Jack's name is a play off of the J.O. Crystal (slightly NSFW).
  • It was confirmed on one of Justin's Periscopes that he wanted to state that Jack and Jo were related. Jack was going to despise Jo, but he never had the time to present that during the show.