Jax Blartowitz

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Jax Blartowitz
Jax Blartowitz BCK Puppet.png
Campaigns Buckeroos

"My God!"
— Sheriff Jax Blartowitz

Sheriff Jax Blartowitz is a Porc Sheriff played by Justin in Buckeroos. Jax is the impromptu Sheriff over Silverflats following his final case sending him to the town to investigate the Murder Bros. Following the Murder Bros arrest, Blartowitz joined Galen Sunsword's military regiment, furthering his career in Law.



Jax Blartowitz is a very large Porc, rivaling that of a Black Boar. Blartowitz has a small handlebar mustache and short hair. Blartowitz is also notable for being the most civilized Porc seen to date, wearing sunglasses, a shirt with a Sheriff's badge pinned on it, pants and uniquely tailored Porc Boots. Blartowitz wears two versions of a Police Officer's hat, a small one that has magical properties, and a larger one.


Jax Blartowitz is a Porc of the Law, and supports the Law over everything else. Blartowitz was a Porc that was bred to obey the Law and became a Police Officer in New Porc City. Close to his retirement, however, his devotion to the Law wavered, and became tempted by the Murder Bros criminal activities. However he quickly turned to the Law once more, unable to completely betray that. Blartowitz is also very civilized, giving people the benefit of the doubt and respect that they deserve. This also goes well, as people treat him less like a barbarian Porc.


Jax has a very good relationship with his hired men, due to their mutual bond over justice. With Sly Johnson, Jax hired the Deputy for Hire and deputized him, never once questioning his loyalty but paying him as needed. With Lann McRoberts, Jax hired the fabled Sharp Swordsman due to his legendary skill. With Reno Gillgully, Jax simply asked the flamboyant Bard to join his group for Justice. As Jax can tell if their group is ever lying, Jax has put his trust in them, and they did not falter.

Character Inventory[edit]

Powers & Abilities Belongings


  • [{Race / Porc}]
  • [{Class / Sheriff}]
  • [{Cornerstone / Widow}]
  • [{Attribute / Overweight}]


  • [{Supplies / Pearl of Hindsight}]
  • [{Supplies / Righteous}]
  • [{Supplies / Diplomat}]
  • [{Companion Passive / Slither}]


  • [{Sheriff / Law of the Body}]
  • [{Sheriff / Law of the Times}]
  • [{Sheriff / Deputize}]
  • [{Companion Ability / Amplifying Crystal}]
  • [{Companion Ability / Little Hat Trick}]

Former Abilities[edit]


  • [{Weapon / Six Shooter}]
  • [{Sheriff / Lawsoo}]
  • [{Sheriff / Badge of the Law}]
  • [{Armor / Studded Armor}]

Former Belongings[edit]



Jax Blartowitz was a Porc born and bred in New Pork City, and was taught from birth to obey the law. To that end, Blartowitz joined the Police Department of New Pork City, and serviced them for an extended period of time before nearing his retirement. For his last case, he was contacted by an old associate, Sallazar Thornblade, to help investigate the town of Silverflats.

Jax has a life partner Porc, whom he affectionately refers to as his Wife or Girlfriend, who was kidnapped by a criminal. Jax and his police partner had to crawl through air ducts to rescue his life partner. Later, Jax married his life partner, and his police partner was murdered by Johnny Feo.




  • One of his toughest cases recounted during the campaign bears a strong resemblance to the sequence of events from the movie "Die Hard".
  • Jax's surname, Blartowitz, is a reference to the titular character from the movie "Paul Blart: Mall Cop".