— Sheriff Jax Blartowitz
Sheriff Jax Blartowitz is a Porc Sheriff played by Justin in Buckeroos. Jax is the impromptu Sheriff over Silverflats following his final case sending him to the town to investigate the Murder Bros. Following the Murder Bros arrest, Blartowitz joined Galen Sunsword's military regiment, furthering his career in Law.
Jax Blartowitz is a very large Porc, rivaling that of a Black Boar. Blartowitz has a small handlebar mustache and short hair. Blartowitz is also notable for being the most civilized Porc seen to date, wearing sunglasses, a shirt with a Sheriff's badge pinned on it, pants and uniquely tailored Porc Boots. Blartowitz wears two versions of a Police Officer's hat, a small one that has magical properties, and a larger one.
Jax Blartowitz is a Porc of the Law, and supports the Law over everything else. Blartowitz was a Porc that was bred to obey the Law and became a Police Officer in New Porc City. Close to his retirement, however, his devotion to the Law wavered, and became tempted by the Murder Bros criminal activities. However he quickly turned to the Law once more, unable to completely betray that. Blartowitz is also very civilized, giving people the benefit of the doubt and respect that they deserve. This also goes well, as people treat him less like a barbarian Porc.
Jax has a very good relationship with his hired men, due to their mutual bond over justice. With Sly Johnson, Jax hired the Deputy for Hire and deputized him, never once questioning his loyalty but paying him as needed. With Lann McRoberts, Jax hired the fabled Sharp Swordsman due to his legendary skill. With Reno Gillgully, Jax simply asked the flamboyant Bard to join his group for Justice. As Jax can tell if their group is ever lying, Jax has put his trust in them, and they did not falter.
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Jax Blartowitz was a Porc born and bred in New Pork City, and was taught from birth to obey the law. To that end, Blartowitz joined the Police Department of New Pork City, and serviced them for an extended period of time before nearing his retirement. For his last case, he was contacted by an old associate, Sallazar Thornblade, to help investigate the town of Silverflats.
Jax has a life partner Porc, whom he affectionately refers to as his Wife or Girlfriend, who was kidnapped by a criminal. Jax and his police partner had to crawl through air ducts to rescue his life partner. Later, Jax married his life partner, and his police partner was murdered by Johnny Feo.
- One of his toughest cases recounted during the campaign bears a strong resemblance to the sequence of events from the movie "Die Hard".
- Jax's surname, Blartowitz, is a reference to the titular character from the movie "Paul Blart: Mall Cop".
|Players||Coestar | Deadbones | Justin | Nisovin|
|Characters||Jax Blartowitz | Lann McRoberts | Reno Gillgully | Sly Johnson|
|NPCs||Borracho | Bubs | Chimera | Conner | Empusa | Galen Sunsword | Johnny Feo | Orvan Weiss | Sallazar Thornblade | Tubs|
|Races||Blood Snake | Dwarf | Elf | Gnome | Goblin | Kobold | Moonwolf | Moose | Porc | Vhark|
|Classes||Bard | Lumberjack | Sheriff | Swashbuckler|
|Subraces||Black Boar | Bone Tusk | Gravehoof|
|Player Porcs||Cain | Clott | Dob | Gherkin | Jax Blartowitz | Jormr | Merci | McCoy | Nesbin | Popo | Usu|
|NPC Porcs||Bill | Burrito | Duncan | Frank | Jakelad | Octivias | Papi Pombo | Porbo | Porco | Rumbles | Steve|
|Related Cards||Silver Vampire Locket | Vampire Attribute | Vampire Locket|
|Player Vampires||Alessa Stonemason | Dyson | Eliza Cobbler | Jax Blartowitz | Neena Brando | Romulus | Suzanna Sophia Sorrella|
|Abilities||Deputize | Hogtie | Law of the Body | Law of the Land | Law of the Mind | Law of the Times|
|Player Sheriffs||Jax Blartowitz|
|NPC Sheriffs||Sheriff Hardrock|
|Season 1 Characters||Bob | Bumbley | Chip Chop | Elmar | Jack Krysstal | Jo Krysstal | Ladyir | Popo | Rusty | Sergio Fabioso | Tennís | Thea Mazing|
|Season 2 Characters||Buford Flannigan | Buzz Dinglefizz | Conner | Jax Blartowitz | Jebediah | Jormr | Kristy Cobbler | Raynel | Tobias Cragg|
|Season 3 Characters||Darcy Tarcial'Embeart | David Jerry | Fjord Stormstick | Morton | Ralph | Stuart Barringster|
|URealms Live Campaigns||S1: Band of Thieves | Porc Hunters | The Jewel of the Dingo Isles | The Many Gobos of Pat | The Sunswords | The Unseen Rogues | Kobold Headhunters | The Zarlin Catacombs | The New Crew | The Silvermine Mountains | Guild of Explorers | Battle of the Bards | The Death of Virgo|
|Non-Canon Characters||Cawks Stompulous | Desnuttes|
|Non-Canon Campaigns||The Nuren Campaign|
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