List of Minor Characters

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This is a collection of minor and mentioned characters in The Realms.


Season One

Band of Thieves



Albert is a son of the Monkey Fish King, who appears to have a genetic disorder. He was commanded by his father to assist Yumi's Band of Thieves locate the key around Gwyneth Sunsword's neck. He began bashing his head against the building Gwyneth was in to indicate her location to the party. However, this alerted an elf that walked outside and swiftly decapitated Albert.

Dani Davidson

Dani Davidson is the child of Dave. She was killed when Philhipé detonated Gracias' fog, causing a huge explosion. Dave was distraught after her death, and demanded vengeance against Philhipé.

This character did not originally appear in Band of Thieves, but was retconned into the story in Nader's Unforgotten Tales.

Jolt Billbottom

The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.

Jolt was mentioned by Nisovin as his friend. He told Yumi's Band of thieves to speak to Jolt if they had gotten lost.

Monkey Fish King


The Monkey Fish King met with Yumi and her thieves when they hid from the Suncleric Elves in the Monkey Fish Grotto. The King was initially passive against them, even letting the group hide in his buttocks, until the mention of Nisovin. After calming him down, The King offered to help the thieves steal a key from the Elves, in exchange for not stealing the enormous red gem in his possession. He sent Albert, a monkey fish with a genetic disorder, to help the thieves locate the key.

During the battle between Yumi's thieves and Gwyneth Sunsword, the King sent another one of his children to the well that leads to the town. This allowed Gracias and K-4 to escape into the well. K-4 returned to the Monkey Fish Grotto to spend his time with the Monkey Fish King.



Nessie was seen guarding a bridge that barred the way of Yumi and her Band of Thieves. After a discussion about Nessie's species, Nessie offers K4 to pass at the cost of an Amulet of Bones. He let Squinks and Philhipé pass for the price of Spellwall Armor and a scarf, respectively. Yumi, however, gave him sexual favors that were not elaborated on, in exchange for passage. It is unknown what became of Nessie after the groups encounter.

The Kobold Boss


The Kobold Boss was Philhipé's Boss when he was called Pete. During the campaign he initiated combat when he found out Bumbley was a Dwarf.

Whirlwind Brothers


Two Kobolds that are constantly spinning in a whirlwind, damaging all near them. They worked for The Kobold Boss along with Philhipé, but only came to assist them when the battle was shifting towards the thieve's favor.

Porc Hunters

James Jamie Jameson


James Jamie Jameson was an elf tasked with guarding the gates during The Silvermine Mountains, and was also the soldier to command the Elven squadron which subdued the flame spirit in Porc Hunters.


A Goblin with no honor, who attempts to sell his wares to the party. Drowned at the bottom of Emerald Lake.


The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.

Mombo was the mother to Porbo and previous leader of the Danevur Porcs. Not much is known about her leadership among these Porcs, other than that she was regarded as the strongest of the Porcs. Eventually, Porbo felt that he was stronger and had to slay his own mother in order to prove it and become the new leader. Bill and Steve say in The Silvermine Mountains that they miss Mombo implying that they knew Mombo and possibly followed her before joining the Cult of Bones.



Porco is a Porc living in the Danevur Porc Caves under the command of Ca-Rell. Originally Porco was a simple Porc under the command of Porbo, who lived in fear of being beaten and eaten alive by him. After Ca-Rell and Theta Squad defeated Porbo, Ca-Rell promoted Porco to her second-in-command.

The Jewel of the Dingo Isles


Ethan was the name of a fictional grandfather in a book that McCoy once read. The character of Ethan was said to have served in an unnamed war and left to travel the world. When Ethan returned to his home and his grandson, they both felt that Ethan had changed beyond the man that they recognized. Upon realizing this fact, Ethan assured his grandson that he will always love him before perishing before his eyes. His grandson was then sent to counselling.

McCoy was so moved by the grandpa character in the book, that he felt that Ethan was like his own grandfather. After concluding the book, McCoy burnt it and utilized it as a smoke screen during The Jewel of the Dingo Isles and The New Crew.

Pot Puppies


Along with Cooper there were two other Pot Puppies that were dropped into a chamber in the temple of the Dingo Isles, these were taken by Kinney Boots and Merci and were never named. They were shown again in The New Crew when Kinney took both hers and Merci's puppy when she left.

The Sunswords

Annihilus the Living Death That Walks


Annihilus is a Pot Puppy found by Kallark Gandolin in The Sunswords. Annihilus was briefly turned into a Hellhound when Dave accidentally shot a Fireball at Kallark. Annihilus reverted back into a friendly Pot Puppy after expelling all of its fire in a flame breath attack directed towards Kallark. During the The Silvermine Mountains, Annihilus was left outside the mountain while Kallark talked with Gwyneth Sunsword. While his fate is unknown, it is presumed he survived the mountain's collapse.

Fizzy Wizzy


Fizzy Wizzy is an Elf Wizard who is a member of the Sunblades. Fizzy Wizzy is shown to have an extreme case of pyrophobia. His fear is so severe that he even tries to avoid things that are flammable. In an ironic twist of fate, his only known ability is Fireball. Fizzy Wizzy was stunned at the appearance of the Flame Spooky (likely due to his fear of fire) and immediately incinerated.



Goggles is one of the Kobold prisoners that was being taken to the Silvermine Mountains in The Sunswords. Goggles absolutely loves Gnomes. He wishes he was born a gnome and feels like he is a gnome on the inside. He also loves Treasures seemingly equally as much. He often tries to steal from others, especially Bob, as he wants another Ring of Fire. Goggles is a notorious liar and is very insistent when trying to get something that he wants. About two weeks before The Sunswords, Goggles was arrested for attempting to steal from an Elven town, and sentenced to the Silvermine Mountains. At the end of The Sunswords, Goggles was released because of his contribution to the combat with the Porcs that Jakelad summoned. Goggles also gave his Ring of Fire to Bob and, in return, Bob gave one of his Rings of Fire to Goggles as a sign of friendship.



Greeky is a Greenskin Goblin merchant first encountered in The Sunswords. Greeky is a goblin merchant first seen shortly after the group gets past the Ytt canyon, whilst they were resting in a cave. He and his brother approached Bob, Dave, Kallark Gandolin and Xavius Barringster, with the intent of selling several treasures, including a Tambok Ticket. At first, he acts friendly, offering them a discount and trying to talk to Bob, a Gnome, to maintain peace. However, as the Elves lose their patience, the pair decide to use Disguise to pretend to be Elves and sell their wares. When this fails, Bob leaves, and the Elves disarm Greeky's brother and then kill him. Greeky destroys his Tambok Ticket and tries to run away, but is pulled back by Xavius. As he pleas for his life, the group decide that having an extra prisoner would impress Gwyneth, with Kallark wanting to see him eaten by Jakelad. He was then thrown in with the other prisoners.

When the group was at the bridge, trying to gain passage from the Ogre, Phineas, mad with power, decides to force Bob, who had objected to killing the goblins, to take Greeky away and kill him. Bob, still against the idea of killing a goblin, decided to release Greeky instead.

Ian Bates


Ian Bates was one of the elves in Gwyneth Sunsword's party during The Sunswords. Ian Bates was a new recruit into the Sunsword army and was, therefore, lacking confidence and proper knowledge about combat. Being the new recruit, his role in the group was to simply follow the orders of his commanders, often being the direct subordinate of Xavius Barringster. His duties under Xavius' command were to load the cargo and to do weapons maintenance. Ian Bates was accidentally shot in the chest by Bob causing him to start bleeding out. Ian was almost killed by a giant boulder rolling down the canyon, but he was saved by Xavius using Draggin Lightning. By this point, however, Ian was unconscious from blood loss, and when Bob's next bow shot accidentally went towards Xavius, the self-serving Thane attempted to protect himself using Ian as a human body shield. The arrow killed Ian and wounded Xavius. Ian was later buried by Xavius and Rufio in a makeshift, four foot grave, only covered over by a boulder. Dave then paid his respects to Ian and promised him an extra special part in his fan fiction, Boyfriend Quest, before the party moved on.



Mormo Frotham was one of the prisoners that was being taken to the Silvermine Mountains by Gwyneth Sunsword and her party in The Sunswords. Mormo is a male Kobold with what appeared to be a small, pencil mustache, but Mormo said it was whiskers. However Mormo is a known liar and it is unknown if he was telling the truth or not. He also wears a wide brim top hat. Mormo loves touching people's faces, especially those of Elven children. His reasoning for touching the elven faces due to him being bling this is quickly found out as a lie by Kallark Gandolin. It is thought that he is a pedophile for this reason. He does not like beards, but will touch people's faces even if they have beards. Mormo is a highly competent fighter and fights with three swords. One in each hand and one in his mouth. During The Sunswords, Mormo is being escorted to the Silvermine Mountains by Gwyneth and Alpha Squad. When two Kobold children named Unter and Gunter are rescued from a burning building, they are put in the prison car with the rest. And while Mormo takes care of them he is shocked at the affection the two children receive from Kallark. And when he learns that he plans to adopt the two orphans be and the other Kobolds have a change of heart. Because of this when the squad is gravely outnumbered by Jakelad's Porc Army, Mormo leads the prisoners and fights off the Porcs. This in turn earns him and the other prisoners their freedom.

Ms. Barringster

Ms. Barringster is the mother of Templeton Barringster VII and Phineas Barringster. Not much is known about her, other than her fondness for baking Elven Sugar Cookies, but with oatmeal and grapes as ingredients. These Sugar Cookies still retain their magical properties, but are unliked by Phineas and his cousin Xavius Barringster. It is unknown if Xavius is her nephew on her side, or her husband's side.



Rebooc is a Kobold Wizard, who was one of the prisoners in The Sunswords being taken to the Silvermine Mountains. Rebooc is unable to speak common tongue and so only says "Kobold" over and over. He as such is unable to communicate effectively with races other than Kobolds. It is thought that he is insane and was sent to prison for going on a crazy murder rampage, but it is unclear as he has no sheet saying why he was arrested. He does show a friendly and likable personality. Gunter and Unter show affection for him and said that they wanted to live with him instead of Kallark Gandolin and so he adopted them. Rebooc kept to himself for a majority of the campaign. More concerned with repeatedly saying the word Kobold rather than contributing to the lives around him. Nonetheless he is moved by the actions of Kallark and his adoption of Unter and Gunter and helps the party chase off Jakelad's Porc army. At the end of The Sunswords, Rebooc volunteered to go into the prison wagon and be taken to the Silvermine Mountains as a prisoner. His current status is unknown after the collapse of the Silvermine Mountains.

Zack "Cando" Condu


Zack "Cando" Condu is an elven warrior in Gwyneth Sunsword's party. He enjoys giving sales pitches to people about buying a condo, hence his name, although he is very bad at it. Zack is a happy go lucky kind of guy with a can do attitude. Even when he makes mistakes he keeps on trying to correct them and do better. Although he is incompetent at giving sales pitches he keeps trying. He also has some badass moments in combat, for example in The Sunswords he pulls an arrow right out of his foot and continues to fight unhindered. After The Sunswords, Zack continues to work for Gwyneth in her party. However, it seems as if he abandoned The Sunswords sometimes in between The Sunswords and The Silvermine Mountains. He is likly a reference to the condo sales man in the original Unforgotten Realms, the animated show Rob made.

The Unseen Rogues



Chase is a dwarf who appeared in The Unseen Rogues. Categorized by being hot headed and jealous, Chase is a member of Omally's mob. He has an on-and-off relationship with Neena Brando, even though he is fully aware of Neena being "faithless" in her relationships and loves her all the more for it. Chase and assorted members of the Unseen Rogues are sent to retrieve a vase that was stolen from one of Omally's museums by Mona's band. Knowing Mona's plans to sell the vase back to Omally to settle her debt, he confronts the group outside her house to try and steal the vase from them. During the hustle however the vase smashes and the group retreats after fellow gang member Lester joins their side. He returns to Omally only to find that Lester has told Mona's band how to break into Omally's vault. So he and his gang set out again to head them off, breaking into Mona's house and beating her until the band returns from the heist. He escorts the entire ensemble back to Omally where they begin to try and kill him. During the fight Nate Tack casts Blanket of Darkness over Chase causing him to lose his mind and turn on Omally before getting finished off by Thea Mazing.



Lester was a Dwarf Monk who was a member of the gang known as the Unseen Rogues. He was continually forced to act against his will under the threat of death at the hands of the gang's leader, Omally. At some point, Lester had learned the culture and language of the Magicians. Lester, along with many other Dwarves under the command of Omally, waited outside of Mona's house for her Band to return from their heist. Once they returned, Chase initiated a personal bout with Nate Tack, which resulted in an all out brawl between both of the gangs. During this, Lester was impressed by the band and once the battle had concluded, Lester offered his services to them. After learning that he speaks Abracadab, the Band agreed to have him join under the condition that he would translate for Thea Mazing. He and Thea bonded over their language and their equal threat under Omally. Eventually, right before the Band's next heist, Thea and Lester were married by Nate. However after the successful heist, the Unseen Rogues were, once again, at Mona's house and forcefully brought the band to Omally's tower. There the band fought against Omally, but when Omally activated the tower's dragonfire, Lester was burnt alive in front of Thea's very eyes.

Nate Tack's Ex-Girlfriend


An unnamed female Dwarf who was the girlfriend of Nate Tack before the events of this campaign. During the campaign, she broke up with Nate after seeing him having sex with Neena Brando. She is also friends with Thea Mazing.

Kobold Headhunters



Karazim is a Kobold Monk and friend of Romulus, who helps him enact his vengeance upon Omally murdering his grandfather and parents in Kobold Headhunters. Oddly enough, he refuses to say "Karazim" after stating his own name several times prior.

Noxel's Squire


Noxel's Squire is an unnamed Gobolf who was first seen in Kobold Headhunters. He was an enormous fanboy of Noxel and aspired to be a Berserker just like him. Noxel's Squire has the appearance of a Gobolf, but Noxel put his Burlap Waist Sack over his head, so he didn't have to look at him or listen to him breathe. Noxel's Squire is extremely nerdy and timid around most people. He's constantly stuttering and thinking about what to say around others. He's also reluctant to go into combat alone. Noxel's Squire has asthma, which causes him to breathe very heavily, constantly. He had no skills to start, but Noxel taught him the ways of the Berserker as he travelled with them. He was also very frail, and would be easily wounded by attacks. After the group defeats the three Monks of Karazzim, Noxel's Squire appears and offers his services to Noxel. He says he is a big fan of Noxel, and wants to be a Berserker just like him, claiming to be only half Goblin, with the other half being Kobold. Although Noxel's Squire is not a natural Berserker (as he has a living Mother he saw that week), Noxel optimistically takes Noxel's Squire as his squire, to the dismay of Kopie Ren, who temporarily stops copying Noxel. Jack Krysstal attacks Noxel's Squire as soon as he sees him, but Noxel is able to stop any further attack on him, which confuses Romulus. He then teaches Noxel's Squire "Buckle Slave" and Ravanger, and gives him his spare Scimitar. During the Battle with the Scrooges, Noxel's Squire was heavily hit by Noxel. Kopie came up to Noxel and performed a Cleave, which attacked everything nearby, to kill 2 Scrooges. Unfortunately, Noxel's Squire was also nearby, and near death. With Romulus unwilling to use Serenity in case of emergency, and Noxel unable to take the hit, Noxel's Squire was cleaved along with the two Scrooges, and died. His body was later cooked by Kopie, who had gone back to copying Noxel after Noxel's Squire's death, and eaten by the party.

Romulus' Grandfather


Romulus' Grandfather is a minor character in Kobold Headhunters. He is sometimes referred to as "Karazzim" during the events of Kobold Headhunters though it is unknown if this is his name or simply an honorific. He was a male Kobold Monk who was murdered by his Dwarven student, Omally, years prior. This caused his grandson to seek vengeance by using the Vampire Locket worn by his grandfather to alter places with another person to fight Omally. However, after failing, Romulus spoke to the spirit of his grandfather through a ritual that allowed his Nimbus Familiar form to become sentient. His grandfather was furious with Romulus' failure and decided to shun him as a nimbus, refusing to help him any more.

It is speculated that Romulus resembles his grandfather greatly, as Omally mistook them when he appeared through the Locket, although it is also possible that Romulus bore a lot of resemblance to his father, as it was stated that Omally killed both of his parents as well as his grandfather.

Romulus' grandfather supposedly said a large number of proverbs, many of which seem to make little sense, although it is possible that in the right context, they may make more sense. This is known as Romulus would regularly say in Kobold Headhunters, "As my granddaddy used to say..." followed by one of these proverbs, much to the confusion of the others.

Note: For a full list of his proverbs, see List of Romulus' Grandfather's Proverbs

The Zarlin Catacombs



Alfie was brought back to life as a puppet by Morgana Marie after she used the Spirit Vessel spell on one of the skeletons in the Zarlin Catacombs. He was confused at seeing Gnomes, one of the "lesser races," inside the Zarlin Temples, clearly unaware of how long he had been dead. Upon the resurrection of the Unnamed Resurrected Beenu, the two spoke for a short while, before the URB started to ask Morgana questions about his new existence. After seeing her force him to dance for her, Alfie tried to escape, but only made it to the doorway before the spell caused him to turn into a pile of bones.

Franky Rosebud


Franky Rosebud is a male Gnome Berserker who appeared in The Zarlin Catacombs. After defeating a group of robots, finding treasure and making their way past several traps, the tour group consisting of Bromas, Sergio Fabioso, Fantastico Fabioso, Raynel and Morgana Marie arrived at a room within the catacombs, at which point Franky, thinking they were robots, threw a piece of fruit at them, hitting Bromas in the face. After clearing up the misunderstanding, he was able to convince Morgana to take some of his rotten fruit as a souvenir. Due to Sergio's advances upon him, and the group getting distracted by some resurrected Beenu, Franky left, and met an Elemech who also happened to be in the catacombs. However, the Elemech, enraged by the rotten fruit that was sold to him, started chasing Franky. In an attempt to protect him, Sergio fired an arrow at the Elemech, missing and hitting Franky through the chest, killing him.

Jamey Cuckoo


Jamey Cuckoo was the name that the Unnamed Elemech called the purple robot and it seemed the elemech disliked the robot as well. It lived in the Zarlin Catacombs along with the only one who can teach people how to use the ability "Mind Fist". Or it used to until it was destroyed, passing down "Mind Fist" to a Gnome named Fantastico Fabioso.



Prism is a Gemling with a red-pink hue, and a slight glow that was found by Morgana Marie in The Zarlin Catacombs. As the party explored the Zarlin Catacombs, they encountered the Unnamed Elemech, and engaged it in battle. As they managed to nullify its invisibility and chain it to the ground, it surrendered, and offered Prism in exchange for letting it escape. They agreed, and the Elemech threw Prism at a light in the corner of the room, smashing it, and running off. Morgana Marie approached Prism, and befriended him. Prism then helped the party, opening a door with a complex lock mechanism that relied on using a Gemling. When Morgan tried to use Prism to open a door with a similar mechanism, he instead fell straight through, as the lock hadn't been properly built in. Bromas, after being turned into a Kobold and possessed by a Cursed Muddy Billhook, became obsessed with trying to steal and eat Prism, even ordering Steven, his Pot Puppy to fetch him. Prism wasn't eaten, however, and, with the help of Glamourous, the group was able to get through the door, and Morgan recovered him.

However, as they prepared to leave the catacombs, they were faced with the Beenu Warmachine. After a long and hard-fought battle, they managed to force it to retreat, but, when throwing the rest of his apples at the machine, Morgan fell into the deep crevasse, and was killed. Prism survived the fall into the giant pit, but remains trapped there with Steven the Pot Puppy, whose soul is inside a Soul Puppet and the Beenu Warmachine.

Unnamed Resurrected Beenu


The Unnamed Resurrected Beenu, or URB, was a member of the Beenu race who was one of two brought back from death by Morgana Marie in the Zarlin Catacombs (the other being Alfie). URB had been dead for hundreds if not thousands of years before being resurrected by Morgana and was very uncomfortable with his new existence. He was very distressed until Morgana dispelled his existence.

The New Crew

Rupert Beerstein


Rupert Beerstein was a Kobold who appeared in The New Crew, who wanted to join the Crew of the Bocoe when McCoy delivered a speech in the tavern. He claimed to be able to triple-wield, and said that his 3 favourite methods of killing were all stabbing, but only carried a billy club, whip/lasso and slingshot. He also told McCoy that he had killed over a million men, before changing the number to 2 million. McCoy told Rupert that he was considering letting him on board, before Maelstrom also appeared, and then killed Rupert brutally by slashing his knees, stabbing him in the eye and then stealing his weapons.

The Silvermine Mountains



Rupert was a Dwarf imprisoned in the Silvermine Mountains who Unter stated would bully him and try to take his lunch. During the prison riot caused by Kallark Gandolin, in The Silvermine Mountains, Rupert attempted to break the Anti-Magic Collar around his neck using a pickaxe. However, as he was unable to escape, and didn't join the Cult of Bones with Khn'n-Rell, it can be assumed that he died when the mountain collapsed.


The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.

Tom is a mutual friend of Gwyneth Sunsword and Kallark Gandolin. He was called by Gwyneth in The Silvermine Mountains to do something about Kallark since everyone thought he was crazy due to him talking to Carlos. When Kallark found out that Tom had been called, he was not happy and called Tom "a dick".

Guild of Explorers

The Peddler


The Peddler is an NPC used by Deadbones as a merchant who owns all the stalls outside the city in The Guild of Explorers campaign. He is portrayed as an old, encorved man that could be 6 foot tall. However, he is so hunched that he can face Jimmy Blant as if they were the same height. He has a big googly eye, and a bread-like beard.

He is approached by Jimmy Blant's party while they are searching for clues of the whereabouts of the Scrolls of the Sandbold. Jimmy Blant asks him if he has any information about the scrolls, to which the Peddler answers by offering some scrolls for trade. When Jimmy asks if someone is good at bairganing, Patrick Cake proceeds to [{Treasure / Neural Link Gun}] the merchant and makes him give away his scrolls and encourage Blant to take a nibble of his beard. After the Party's failed attempt to start combat, The Peddler reveals that he can't enter the city anymore, so Blant gives him a laundry ticket saying that, if the peddler claims he is going to the city to get his laundry, the guards will let him in. The Peddler tears the ticket and eats it, claiming that it was tasty, and runs back into the stall to search some presents for the party.

The party attempts to steal The Peddler's donkey, but kills it in the process. He comes back in time to see the donkey's corpse burning and Chip Chop holding it's severed head. He was holding an orange bottle, a carpet and a broche, which he drops after seeing what the party has done. Then he proceeds to take a small kobold girl by a chain and pulls her towards one of the other stalls. When Patrick inspects the stall, he finds a bunch of laundry tickets, some seeds and 200 gold.

The Peddler's donkey owned/had eaten 100 gold, which he stored in his rectum.

Big 'un


Big 'un is a massive, towering subordinate of Duke Daring. Not too bright but extremely strong. Big'un was first seen in Duke Daring's party of adventurers. Duke talks with Jimmy Blant's party, quickly trying to get past them and well on their quest, but when the Carpet of Holding swallows him whole Big 'un is confused. When the rest of the party begins attacking, he follows suit. Eventually he too is swallowed up by the carpet. Eventually Jimmy tries to reason with Big 'un to great success. Big 'un is last seen being retrieved from the Carpet of Holding by Duke Daring. It is implied in Den of Devils that something happened to Big 'un.

Battle of the Bards



Grif is a Noble Born Elf Dealer/Junkie who is portrayed by Deadbones during Battle of the Bards. He supposedly knew Lance Briggs as they were together in a band in a previous Battle of the Bards competition. He comes offering The Future Winners a drug called "E.X.P.". After supplying The Future Winners with EXP he was knocked to the ground and walked away.



Harold is an Okagnoma Gnome who is portrayed by Deadbones during Battle of the Bards. He was waiting in the green room for his match when The Future Winners came in and started preparing for their own upcoming match, and seemed especially nervous about letting anyone near his box, which was later revealed to contain 5 Hat Rats, who were his friends and performed alongside him. However, in the middle of his match against Ziggy Ziggy and Iggy Iggy, The Future Winners, fuelled by E.X.P., stormed the stage and killed his Hat Rats and, after Harold's attempt at revenge failed, he ran off the stage in tears.

Iggy Iggy


Iggy Iggy is a Stone Tail and is part of the band Ziggy Ziggy and Iggy Iggy. He is owned by Ziggy Ziggy and is able to play an Enchanted Keyboard.



Marcel is a Scarred Gnome mime who appears during Battle of the Bards. He was the first competitor to go up against The Future Winners, but before they had even gone up on stage, Popo spat acid into his face, causing him incredible pain. In the match, Marcel performed a routine of climbing an invisible ladder before diving off of it in an attempt to impress the crowd. However, his landslide loss caused him to leave the stage in defeat.



Sandy is a female Elf portrayed by Deadbones during Battle of the Bards. She was brought onto the stage by Lance Briggs to dance and help them win their impromptu match against Ziggy Ziggy and Iggy Iggy, and when they lost she helped drag Popo off the stage and later on remained with The Future Winners as a groupie.



The Ski-gypsians are a group of gunpowder-eating Porcs portrayed by Deadbones during Battle of the Bards. Their act supposedly involves a lot of gunpowder and very large cannons. They were the next band to go up after Ziggy Ziggy and Iggy Iggy vs Harold, and were meant to go up against The Future Winners, but due to Gear Man leaving the group and Vanessa Squishwitz having a heart attack, The Future Winners were forced to pull out of the competition. Despite getting a free pass, however, the Ski-Gypsians were unable to win the competition, as it was stated that Tiefa'ni was the winner.



Tiefa'ni is a very famous musician who is mentioned during Battle of the Bards. She has many supporters and is well known throughout the land. In the campaign, it was stated that she was the winner of the competition, and that Gear Man had become a member of her band.

The Blood Snake Queen



Job was a Porc that was a part of the group of Gnome bandits that appeared in The Blood Snake Queen. He was charmed by Dob into joining the mercenaries, but Slippery Knuckles Malone didn't trust him, and wanted to chop off his arms to make sure that he wouldn't turn on them and try to kill them. He managed to chop off the first arm, which was then cauterized by Dob to stop the bleeding, but when he tried to chop off the second, he accidentally swung for his neck, killing him. Dob then placed the stick he had been using to represent a penis into the wound in the top of his neck.

The Death of Virgo

Grand Flesh Weaver Smiggons


Grand Flesh Weaver Smiggons is a Gnome that appears in The Death of Virgo. He is responsible for creating the Flesh Monstrosities, and leads a group of Gnomes that perform Flesh Weaving. Smiggons is an incredibly old gnome, and was described to appear at first glance like "an old radish sitting on top of a bag of potatoes." Smiggons is a jovial sociopath, who does not seem to have any sort of remorse for any of the crimes he's committed. Instead he's proud of his work, and laughs whenever newcomers try to ask him about it. He is very clearly out of his mind. Smiggons is first seen being ushered out by his grandson Todd. He tries to explain what he has done but before he can he is quickly Seismic Tossed by Virgo Sunsword, and reduced to a puddle of blood.


Rindell was an Elven soldier and subordinate of Virgo Sunsword, who was a member of one of the two squadrons of elves that disappeared shortly before The Death of Virgo occurred. It was later discovered by Virgo and his men that Rindell had been killed and turned into part of the giant Flesh Monstrosity Calcium by Flesh Weavers. They were able to defeat Calcium, and subsequently learnt that Rindell and the other elves had been betrayed and turned over to the Flesh Weavers by Reginald Barringster III.



Simon was the mute squire of Reginald Barringster III, who appears in The Death of Virgo, played by Deadbones. Simon as a character is a stereotypical child. He looks up to Virgo Sunsword heavily, and views him as his role model. He is very shy, as well as being easily frightened. Simon ventured with Reginald Barringster III and Virgo Sunsword's group to find the reason a village of Elves and two Elven rescue squads went missing. He was shy to answer Virgo's questions, often looking to Reginald for approval to communicate. Virgo, Ghana Ens Sin, Tennís and Nathaniel Granger often talked to Simon as if he were a pet, because of his mute condition. Simon was excited and amazed when Nathaniel's tamed Elaphelk managed to jump over the frozen lake. After safely crossing this lake and a quick altercation with Snobolds, Virgo attempted to fix Simon's vocal cords by squeezing Simon's throat and using [{Paladin / Lay On Hands}]. However, Virgo accidentally snapped Simon's neck, leading to his quick demise.



Todd is a Gnome NPC played by Deadbones in The Death of Virgo. He is a member of the Flesh Weaving Cult that resides in the cave, alongside his grandfather, Grand Flesh Weaver Smiggons, who leads the cult. Todd was shown to be very fidgety and nervous when he was faced by Virgo Sunsword and his squadron of elves. However, it is unclear if this is how he is all the time, or if it was a result of Virgo's presence. Todd is first seen eating lunch over a campfire with other Flesh Weaver Gnomes. However, when he leaves the group for a moment to pee in a corner of the cave, he is teleported by Cecilia Granger to Virgo Sunsword in an attempt to get information. Upon the shock of being teleported, and seeing one of his fellow Gnomes killed by the party, he screams, but is immediately stopped by Virgo. Virgo then forces Todd to lead them to their leader. Thereafter, Todd leaves and comes back with his grandfather Smiggons. After watching Virgo Sunsword kill his grandfather, Todd ran out of the cave, alongside all the other Flesh Weaver Gnomes.

Season Two


Harold Stonemason

Harold Stonemason was the husband of Alessa Stonemason and the father to their two twin children, Heathera Stonemason and an unnamed son. However, when the twins were born, he kidnapped his own son and sacrificed him in an attempt to become Ageless. When Alessa found him, she saw that he had been turned into a monster and killed him. Near the ashes of her sacrificed son, she found an Amulet of Bones that presumably belonged to Harold, and has kept it ever since.

Lizzy Langstrom

Lizzy Langstrom was the wife of Michael Langstrom and the mother to their son, Taylor. She disappeared a long time ago in a Harpy raid on the town of Waldon, and presumed dead thereafter.



Rupert was a Dwarf working as a guard in the town of Waldon in Woodcarvers. He tells the lumberjacks that they cannot work unless they deal with the fungal infestation in the forest. He seems to know all of the lumberjacks. He was the true lover of Jormr's wife Sheila and the father of her child. Whenever Jormr would leave the village to go lumberjacking with the others he would have relations with Sheila. When the dragon Golestandt flew over the town of Waldon, he was turned Ageless and killed by Jormr, his parting words to Jormr was letting him know he would "take care" of his wife.



Sheila was a Dwarf who was the wife of Jormr and the mother of Jormr's Stepson. She lived in the town of Waldon with Jormr, but only used him for money, cheating on him with Rupert and lying to him by telling him that he was the father of her son. When Golestandt flew over the town, she was killed and reincarnated as a mindless Ageless being, and was killed by Jormr, although not before first killing his pet Blood Cobra which she despised.

Vitali Zankovich's Children

Vitali Zankovich had three children with his wife Wanda, two daughters and a son. One daughter grew up to be a great Magician, whilst the other became a Wizard, resulting her being hated and outcast from the family. The son married the daughter of an heiress to the largest hat factory in Abracadab, and had a son named Mikael. This son and his wife were later killed by 15 bandits, whilst delivering a shipment of hats, leading to Mikael being forced to live with his grandparents. The whereabouts of the other two children are unknown.

Wanda Zankovich


Wanda Zankovich was the wife to Vitali Zankovich, mother and grandmother to their children and grandchildren, who first appeared in Woodcarvers. She was from Abracadab and only spoke the language and not common tongue. She used to be the assistant during Vitali's years as a Magician, but settled down in Waldon where she collected Hat Rats. Sadly, she met her end when Golestandt was released and flew overhead, turning her into a mindless Ageless. Her spirit was released after Vitali defeated her form.

Okagnoma Guild Hall

Bernardo Fabioso


Bernardo Fabioso is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. He shares a last name with both Sergio Fabioso and Fantastico Fabioso. He is quite a show off as he casts all of his spells with a flex.

Bertha Marie


Bertha Marie is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. She shares her last name and race with Morgana Marie and Jessabelle Marie. During the campaign she fell in love with and made love to Buzz Dinglefizz but as the campaign continued she grew more detached to him as he tried to choke her while in the Blood Snake Cave. She also began to hate Lola van Drych after she attacked her when she had lost her clothes and tried to put on one of her dresses. At the end of the campaign during the fight with Dalfgan, she was devastated to find out that Buzz was truly a Believer as he had lied to her about not being one and was almost killed as she began to fall apart, but she managed to pull herself together and Enlarged herself and was ready to fight Dalfgan with the other students but was knocked unconscious by Lola before she could attack.

Finicky Doolips


Finicky Doolips is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. He is quite an ugly student and is one of Thomas' only friends. During the first encounter he was the student chosen to assist the party in the battle against the Bullogre but during the fight he just hid in the corner. During the end of the campaign he was "killed" by the fog caused by Dalfgan, and was left unconscious when it was revealed to be an illusion by Nisovin.

Jezebel Cake


Jezebel Cake is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. She shares a last name with Patrick Cake. During the campaign she was asked by Professor Duncan to stay after class because of her looks and during the final encounter with Dalfgan she ran away.

Jonathan Blant


Jonathan Blant is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. He shares a last name with Jameson Blant. During the campaign he was revealed to not have good magical capabilities and during the Best In Show competition all he could do was break dance but it was pointless when he accidentally cast [{Puppeteer / Lascene}] freezing time and making no one able to see his performance. During lunch Thomas attempted to befriend him and, in turn, Jonathan called him racist slurs and when he attempted to punch Thomas he failed and Thomas turned it into a hug making him reveal all of his problems to him, such as the scar on his face being given to him by his mother, and became friends with Thomas. Afterwards he bought E.X.P. from Suzanna Sophia Sorrella and tried to not allow his new friend Thomas to have some but ended up sharing with him after he had already used some. For the rest of the campaign he and Thomas became best friends and constantly shared drugs with each other. During the final encounter he decided to man up and stay to fight Dalfgan.


The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.

Lenny, also known as Lenny the Great, was one of the three most powerful wizards named by Thomas in Okagnoma Guild Hall.

Luma Pie


Luma Pie is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. Not much is known about her other than that she was almost "killed" during the final encounter with Dalfgan.


The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.

Ooo, also known as Intricate Circle Wizard, was one of the three most powerful wizards named by Thomas in Okagnoma Guild Hall. Instead of letters, they designate themselves using an intricate series of circles, and they are a master of 'Circle Magic'.

Professor Duncan


Professor Duncan is a Gnome professor who teaches Biology at the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name.

Professor Islantee


Professor Islantee is a Gnome professor who teaches the URealms equivalent of 'English' at the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name.

Professor Spydly Spyderson


Professor Spydly Spyderson is a Gnome professor who teaches science at the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name.

Reggie Feverbottom


Reggie Feverbottom is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name.

Robbie "Rob" Bobertson


Robbie "Rob" Bobertson is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. He shares a last name with Bob.

Steve I


Steve I is a Porc who was originally going to be dissected by Professor Duncan's class but when the class refused he became a student and had his tuition payed by Thomas. During Okagnoma Guild Hall he made the sludge pit for Professor Duncan's class so they could make there own Porcs and was befriended by Thomas. The Porc made by Steve I was an overweight Porc whom he named Steve III. He and Steve III were not allowed to attend Nisovin's final class.


The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.

Vladistaff was one of the three most powerful wizards named by Thomas in Okagnoma Guild Hall, although Professor Spydly Spyderson disagreed with Thomas about whether Vladistaff was one of the top three or not.

Murder Bros



Beautitrice was a resident of Silverflats and appeared in the Murder Bros Campaign. She flirted with Johnny Feo and showed great attraction to him, probably because she was drunk, and when Johnny fell unconscious due to being drunk off E.X.X.X.P. she had her way with his body. During the battle at Silverflats, she was killed by Johnny's High Noon.



Sally was a resident of The Silverflats and appeared in Murder Bros. During the campaign, Orvan Weiss attempted to ask her what she knew about trains so he could get information about the heist he and his party were planning, but due to her being drunk she attempted to flirt with him. All this did was make him uncomfortable because she was a Dwelf and Orvan stated he does not like to date any kind of Elf out of fear he may be related to them due to how old he is. His aforementioned old age caused her to call him "Daddy" and she began to fondle him, making Orvan even more uncomfortable, causing him to abandon the conversation and tag in his Bone Wizard Commander called Ted who he had wear a disguise, and she began to fondle it being unaware of the fact that it was a skeleton. During the battle at Silverflats, both her and Ted were absent.



Ted is a Bone Wizard Commander whom belonged to Orvan Weiss and appeared in Murder Bros and Buckeroos. During Murder Bros he was used by Orvan to get him out of an uncomfortable situation with a patron of the bar named Sally, who was flirting with Orvan when he tried to get information about trains for the heist he and his party were planning. When Ted was tagged in, Sally was unable to see through his disguise due to her being drunk and she began to flirt with and fondle him, thus causing Orvan to leave the two alone, abandoning Ted. When the Murder Bros are starting to lose men at the end of Buckeroos, Borracho blows into a pocket whistle from the Realm of Holding and calls forth Ted and an Earth Elemental to the battle.

The Barkeep


The Barkeep was a resident of The Silverflats and appeared in Murder Bros. He owned the bar that the party was in at the start of the campaign. When he was questioned by Conner who wanted to get information for the heist he and his party were planning, he also questioned him about another patron at the bar named Snitch McGitch who he was suspicious of. The Barkeep then told him that Snitch was a snitch and that one time he had talked to him about thoughts about spending time away from his wife due to him wanting some change in his life, and even though he wasn't sure about it Snitch went straight to his wife and told her about it making her leave him. During the battle at Silverflats, he attempted to escape the Train Station by leaving through a door in the back but was met with two Kobold [{Bandito / The Cartel}] members, and when he tried to roll out of the way of their shots, he accidentally rolled right in front of a train and was killed.

The Duchess


The Duchess was a resident of The Silverflats and appeared in Murder Bros. She was the wife of Snitch McGitch and was alluded to have been the wife of The Barkeep before there falling out. She was described to be very hideous, but her husband Snitch described her as being very "Beautitrice". During the battle at Silverflats the Duchess tried to hold up in the bar with her husband but was killed when she failed to role out of the way of Empusa's rifle shot and was killed. The Murder Bros referred to her as "The Duchess of Whales", due to her horrible appearance.

The Cobblers



Bourbon is a Lowbear that was relaxing outside of the cave by Chossals. During the campaign he was seen scratching his butt against a rock, Reginald Barringster III said that he is friendly to the locals but does not like him at all, stating the last time he approached him he tore off his arm. When approached by Borris Cobbler and he greets him by name, Bourbon questions him on how he knows his name, he then asks if he and his family are purging the Goblin menace from the caves. Borris responds saying aboslutely and then asks if Bourbon could assist them, telling him that the goblins were saying insults to him. Bourbon understands and asks Borris to go on, to which he asks if he would like to come and kill the goblins. Bourbon then states that he doesn't believe him and that this is not his fight to interfere with.

Divine Child Layla


Layla is a divine child of Golestandt who takes on the form of an Elf, like her sibling, Anthahall. Borris Cobbler had a dream, in which Layla and Rohbear Leomaris, King of the Elves, marry.

Manifusion Clockbender

Manifusion Clockbender is an egotist Gnomish engineer who created the Clockodile.

The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One



J.J., or J., is an Elf that works in the Lobby of The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry. He has a large quiff, and a moustache growing from his nose hair. He brings Quintara Lotus her tea by taking stairs that take 20 minutes to climb, which bypasses the trap-filled floors. He looks after the artifacts that were scavenged from the Zarlin Catacombs and the Tower, and is planning to open up a gift shop. He created the room on the third trap floor, with the Skeleton Key and sandstone walls. J.J. bears a strong resemblance to Sergio.

Queen Maria Gandolin

Queen Maria Gandolin was mentioned by Coober in The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One. She has some kind of connection to Reesi Gandolin and owns seven cats named Lord Muffins, Lady Cupcake, Duke Dougfree , Baron von Mittens, Dutchess , Millybillies and Prince Fluffybottom.

Unexpected Discovery


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Duncan was a Porc who escaped with the group from the Whelpling in Unexpected Discovery. He was the only Porc, besides Pombo, to have a known name. He ran through the arrow trap hall and almost died. It is implied that he is brothers with a certain skull collecting Porc, but claims to have lost him long ago. He also is extremely durable to have also been the Porc who survived being crushed by the boulder. He is revealed to have died later sometime after Unexpected Discovery by Rumbles in Den of Devils.

Raynel's Unborn Child

Sometime between the events of Zarlin Catacombs and this campaign, Raynel became pregnant. It is unknown if the father is Bromas, Sergio, or possibly somebody else entirely.

Karl's Father

Karl Landers' father was a member of the Guild of Explorers. Not much is known about him other than that he urged Karl to join the Guild.


Crazed Miners


As the Law got deeper in the Murder Mines, Jax Blartowitz finds a lantern on the ground. When he uses the lantern he spots three crazed miners. Sly Johnson uses his psychic abilities to read their minds and discovers that they have lost their minds. Their minds are described as sporadic and Sly can tell that they have been in the mines for too long. Jax approaches one of them and asks for ID but he responds with strange noises so Jax walks away. Sly then informs Jax that they are not good in the head and the two begin to have a discussion. Jax continues to try and press for information out of the miner but continues to only get nonsense. Jax asks Sly if he would like to talk to him but he refuses, as Sly gets closer however the miner begins to bark at him. Jax tells him to relax and then the miner cowers into the corner. As the rest of the group approaches the miner he begins to run around on all fours like an animal. The group discusses what to do with the miners and the miner begins to sniff around. As he is sniffing he pushes Jax out of his way to get to Sly and starts rubbing his head on Sly's legs. Sly takes out his whiskey to see if that is what he wants and the miner begins to his at him so Sly pulls out his bag of beetles and the miner shows that he likes it. Sly gives him the bag and the three miners begin to push at each other all trying to eat the beetles from the bag to the complete disgust of the group. The miners then begin to follow Sly until they get to where the Murder Bros are. Moments later the miners return with sticks of dynamite and suicide bomb the Murder Bros dealing immense damage.

The Fall of Dundinborough


One of the bad candy-bearing men from Bearo's story to Prince Phineas Dundinborough who handed out throat-melting candies.



A trainee royal guard for the royal family of Dundinborough. He duels with Jeanie Jaredson, but as he swings at her, she judo throws him over her shoulder, into the paws of Bearo. He asks for Jeanie's raven mail address, and she happily gives it to him.

Dundinborough Royal Guard Trainee


A trainee royal guard for the royal family of Dundinborough. She duels with Dai, but when she first swings at him she misses, so Dai tells her to put her sword against her face and try it like that, she tries again multiple times and fails, so Dai brings in Bearo to train with her but she fails again so Bearo tells her to keep practicing against the wall until she gets it right.

Dundinborough Royal Guard Trainee


A trainee royal guard for the royal family of Dundinborough. He duels with Dyson, he informs Dyson that he already knows how to use a sword so Dyson puts on his [{Treasure / Invisibility Cloak}] and goes around him, then Dyson stretches his arms around the guard to make him think that he is still in front of him. When the guard repeatably fails to hit him, Dyson takes off his Cloak and begins to tickle the guard.


One of the bad candy-bearing men from Bearo's story to Prince Phineas Dundinborough who handed out throat-melting candies.


One of the good candy-bearing men from Bearo's story to Prince Phineas Dundinborough who handed out good candies.


One of the good candy-bearing men from Bearo's story to Prince Phineas Dundinborough who handed out good candies.

Den of Devils



Dublin was one of Karl Landers' favorite Porcs, and as the Guild was fighting to pull Lunk back up to safety, while Whelplings breathed fire on them, Dublin took a shield from Nikers Fontain's body and used it to shield Karl from any damage. Dublin later got sucked into the portal by Nisovin's Wormhole, and survived the adventure.



Rumbles was friends with Duncan, but after Duncan died, he was asked to bury him by Karl Landers. When he was burying him, however, he ate one of Duncan's arms. As the Guild explored the Den of Devils, they came across a river of molten gold, and, despite Nisovin's warnings of how dangerous it was, Rumbles went to stick his foot in the river, but Karl stopped him just in time. Rumbles later died fighting the Whelplings.

The Skeleton King



Charles is an Ageless Porc and is the Helmsman for Bopen's Pirate Crew. He delivers messages from Bopen himself to various members of the crew and is one of the only crew members who eats Luca's cooking.



Jamboree is an Ageless Dwarf Berserker and is the assistant to Powder Monkey Tobias Cragg. He has worked on many ships in his past, in the past he committed mutiny and according to Clott the mutiny was justified. He is also an expert on canons but not on firing canons and ended up being a dedicated partner to Tobias but also thought about having a mutiny near the end of the campaign but remained loyal to his captain. He also proved himself to be an excellent Berserker, impressing the recruiters with a terrifying Bearserk, showing scars covering his entire body, assuring his seat in the crew.

Porc Recruit


A Porc who came to the recruiters for Bopen's Pirate Crew. He was looking to become Ageless because he was dying. He enjoys strangling people to death. He had a chance to steer the ship for one of his previous crews but accidentally broke the wheel causing them to be adrift at sea momentarily. During this time the crew wanted him dead so he killed three of them. He also has an extreme hatred for Kobolds as one stabbed his eye out when he was singing a shanty that he was unaware was offensive to Kobolds. Luca took offense as he knew what shanty he was speaking of and tried to kill the Porc but he managed to run away.

Gnome Drug Addict


A Gnome who approached the recruiters for Bopen's Pirate Crew. She came looking for E.X.P. and when she asked if they had any Tobias Cragg misinterpreted E.X.P. to be a shortened version of EXPlosive. Tobias excitedly showed her a vile of gunpowder which she thought was E.X.P. and they ran to the upstairs of the Inn to "have fun". Moments later an explosion was heard and Tobias returned to the recruiters covered in blood.



Patches is a blind Dvergr Dvergr who approached the recruiters for Bopen's Pirate Crew. He came to ask to join the crew but Are'ani didn't want him to join as she doesn't trust blind people. When he revealed that he is a Dvergr Dvergr, Clott realized he can't join the crew as Dverg Dverg's cannot become Ageless. When they told him that they were Ageless he panicked and tried to run causing him to be stabbed. As he was bleeding out he turned into his stone form so he could survive. Later on he was shot out of a canon while still in his stone form and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Despite all the odds, Patches some how survived, though it is unknown how.

Fat Frank


Fat Frank was an Ageless Keen who was the sous-chef to Luca. He was turned into an Ageless as a child and therefore still looks like a child, to make himself look older he wears and fake mustache and stubble along with a rub-on tattoo on his arm. He approached the recruiters for Bopen's Pirate Crew and explained to them that he was already an Ageless. When asked how he became an Ageless, he explained that when he was child his father went of fishing trips with him and sailed far away from the land, one day he fell off the boat and began to sink. Before he could die he was saved by an Ageless Mermaid who kissed him, thus turning him Ageless so he could live. He joined the crew and gained the respect of Luca when he was almost killed by Luca for dropping the ingredients to his soup after being attacked by a Behemoth, he turned Luca's gun making him shoot himself, he then dived into the water to retrieve the ingredients. He was later killed when Luca shot at one of the Behemoth's tentacles unaware to the fact that Frank was on the other side, shooting him in the head killing him.

Season Three

The Grand Paladin Order


Clay is a younger brother to Tania Grayson. He was the second born child.


Dandar is the grandfather of Fetchthewater. He, along with Fetchthewater, survived an event that killed Fetchthewater's parents and 12 siblings. This event severely injured him and made it hard for him to speak. Dandar raised Fetchthewater by himself, until Dandar grew too old and Fetchthewater had to care for him. Sometime before the events of this campaign, Dandar passed away.


Felicia is a younger sister to Tania Grayson. She was the third born child.


Loreland was the wife of Wolster Vemtari and the mother of Indria and Quinn Vemtari. She was a Vizier at the Grand Paladin Order, where she met Wolster. Because of marriage being banned in the Grand Paladin Order, the two would switch back and forth so that one was working at the Order and the other was caring for their two children. Sometime before the events of this campaign, Loreland died during an expedition in some Beenu ruins.

The Senate of Deadlantis

Auri Cobbler


Auri Cobbler is the daughter of Ladrian Cobbler and the sister of Denna Cobbler and Vin Cobbler. Her and her sisters died when they while trapped on the other side of a pile of rubble.


Trisha Vinisto mentioned that she named Bosco, her dog, after him. His surname is either "Cobbler" or "Barringster".

Crazed Sharpsword

An unnamed Sharpsword Elf attacked the party when they were trying to escape Thandrell'fal. He showed exceptional skill, as before the Birth of Magic, he practiced swordsmanship for sport.

In The Purge, it was further established that this character had relations with Lyssa Bast, and is the father of Percy Bast.

Denna Cobbler


Denna Cobbler is the daughter of Ladrian Cobbler and the sister of Vin Cobbler and Auri Cobbler. Her and her sisters died when they while trapped on the other side of a pile of rubble.

Dorothy Barringster I


Dorothy Barringster I is the wife of Stuart Barringster and mother of Dorothy Barringster II and Dupree Barringster I. She, along with her children, despises her husband. Her and her children were killed by a High Bear after trying to abandon Stuart and escape the town after the Birth of Magic.

Dorothy Barringster II


Dorothy Barringster II is the daughter of Stuart Barringster and Dorothy Barringster I and the sister of Dupree Barringster I. She, along with her brother and mother, despises her father. She was killed by a High Bear after trying to abandon Stuart and escape the town after the Birth of Magic.

Dupree Barringster I


Dupree Barringster I is the son of Stuart Barringster and Dorothy Barringster I and the brother of Dorothy Barringster II. He, along with his sister and mother, despises his father. He was killed by a High Bear after trying to abandon Stuart and escape the town after the Birth of Magic.

Jenelle Cobbler

Jenelle was mentioned to formerly be in a relationship with Nader Leomaris. Her picture was in a locket Nader gave Ladrian.

Louis Tarcial'Embeart


Louis Tarcial'Embeart is the daughter of Daedric Tarcial'Embeart and is the girl whose ascension occurs shortly before the Birth of Magic. She is also the cousin to Jean Tarcial'Embeart. Adult Louis Tarcial'Embeart is later seen in the teaser for Galen Sunsword: Private Investigator as part of the mana arc, shown to own coastal provinces; and in a cutscene of The Yes King, receiving news of Bopen's arrival.

Pier Tarcial'Embeart


Pier Tarcial'Embeart is the father of Jean Tarcial'Embeart. He cared for his son, and wanted the best for him, and even attempted to answer his son's prying questions about sexual matters. Pier and his wife Questa Tarcial'Embeart were killed by a crazed Elf in the streets of Than'drellfal following the Birth of Magic.

Questa Tarcial'Embeart


Questa Tarcial'Embeart is the wife of Pier Tarcial'Embeart and mother of Jean Tarcial'Embeart. After Pier was too embarrassed to answer questions from his son of a sexual matter, Questa helped answer some, but then quickly told Jean to ask his father instead. Questa and her husband Pier Tarciel'Embeart were killed by a crazed Elf in the streets of Than'drellfal following the Birth of Magic.

Samson Briggs


Samson Briggs was an Elf Paladin that was a part of Virgo Sunword's crew before it was taken over by Bopen. During The Senate of Deadlantis he was given the offer to live and serve Bopen as an Ageless pirate but refused and was subsequently decapitated.

Senator Bill


Senator Bill is one of the Ageless Senators of Deadlantis and is part of the Reapers political party. During the campaign Senator Bill was asked by Senator Stuart Barringster what the Reaper's stance should be on Daedric Tarcial'Embeart's proposition to capture the Dragon Aspect Golestandt to which he responded that he liked that the dragon turned people Ageless and brought up the fact that the Sunswords get money and power from the Dragon's scales, which grant immortality, so if they took it the money and power could be theirs.

Senator Hayden


Senator Hayden is one of the Ageless Senators of Deadlantis and is part of the Reapers political party. During the campaign Senator Hayden wanted to commission the funds to put together a crack team to deal with the phantoms roaming Deadlantis. However, this motion was not passed.

Senator Samuel


Senator Samuel is one of the Ageless Senators of Deadlantis and is part of the Gravediggers political party. During The Senate of Deadlantis, Senator Samuel took the position of the mediator and also brought up a plan to go on an expedition across the sea floor to find an area to construct a second capital for Deadlantis to have as a forward operating base against the living, and this motion was accepted.

Trisha Vinisto


Trisha Vinisto was the wife of Zanaria Vinisto. While at Louis Tarcial'Embeart's ascension party, Trisha and Zanaria asked Golestandt to impregnate them using his magic, as they wished to have children. Golestandt's magic failed however, which doomed their babies to be stillborn. During their escape from Than'drellfal‎, Trisha was killed as an elf betrayed them by hurling a fire spell at her while their backs were turned. Only Trisha's arm remained, as Zanaria was clutching onto it, which later caused her to cut off her arm and replace it with a spoon from the shock of Trisha's death.

Vin Cobbler


Vin Cobbler is the daughter of Ladrian Cobbler and the sister of Denna Cobbler and Auri Cobbler. Her and her sisters died when they while trapped on the other side of a pile of rubble.

Azveltara Z

Caynon Nailo


Caynon Nailo is an Elf who was an announcer who provided color commentary for Fighting Power 8. It is said that he was previously the victor of Fighting Power 4, in which he beat Roller the Destroyer by convincing him to lose.


Kaprian is a Dark Sorcerer who killed Aryu Maeda's parents.



Laydor is an Elf who is the servant for the Azveltarians.

Roller the Destroyer

The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.

Roller the Destroyer is a character mentioned by Canyon Nailo. Canyon states that he fought and defeated Roller in Fighting Power 4.

Wilton Lotus


Wilton Lotus is an Elf who was the main announcer for Fighting Power 8.

The Purge


The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.
Astora is a citizen of Reldawin who Tarpin claims he is in order to convince Morton that he paid his taxes. Morton confirms that this person has paid their taxes by checking his book.



Charlesworth is an Ageless Elven Flamedanseur who stowed away on the ship that Morton and his townsfolk fled from Reldawin on. Charlesworth is a remorseless hitman who is well trained with a sword, and works by drawing their targets close before killing them quickly. Charlesworth helped train Percy Bast aboard the ship, and fought alongside him against Lance Willakers. They survived the fight, and were made a part of Bopen's crew.


Cythiel was a Jimmy Paladin of the Grand Paladin Order who fought against the Ageless of Reldawin. They fought until Lance Willakers was killed, and Bopen arrived, and once Jormr converted to Ageless, they followed as they didn't have much of a choice.

This Character's name was selected from a list of donators to the "Bopen Needs You" donation in The Senate of Deadlantis.

Lyssa Bast


Lyssa Bast was the Ageless Keen mother of Percy Bast. She originally met Percy's father after he escaped from prison, and they conceived Percy, not long before his father then left Lyssa. They settled into Reldawin, not only as it was welcoming to Ageless, but also as Percy could be more discrete about his abnormal height. Lyssa was very friendly with the Mayor of Reldawin, and would often 'pay her taxes' by engaging in sexual acts with him. Lyssa was killed by Jormr on the docks of Reldawin, as the Ageless were about to make their escape.



Magnir is an Ageless Dwarf who stowed away on the ship that Morton and his townsfolk fled from Reldawin on. Magnir was a doctor in Reldawin, and used to perform many amputations, so that he could satisfy his cannibalistic cravings. Magnir knows Abracadab, and has a twin brother, Ringam. Magnir and his brother held back as the Ageless townsfolk fought the Paladins, until a Jimmy died, and they stepped forward to eat them. Magnir joined Bopen's crew after Bopen had interrupted the battle.

Raenna Glisk


Raenna Glisk was the artistic wife of Nylys Glisk, and lived in the city of Reldawin as an Ageless. She wasn't too brave, nearly always following Nylys wherever she went, and was distraught when Nylys was charmed by the Rat Queen and lost all affection for her. After Nylys was cured, they returned to being close once again, especially as Nylys had now been turned Ageless, which allowed Raenna to share some of her hope and emotions with Nylys to comfort her. As they escaped from Reldawin, a Behemoth tore their ship apart, and Raenna was lost at sea.



Ringam is the twin brother of Magnir, who also stowed away on the ship that Morton and his townsfolk fled from Reldawin on. Ringam, like his brother, has cannibalistic tendencies, and also joined Bopen's crew, after the battle with the Paladins had finished.


Sagequake was a Jimmy Paladin of the Grand Paladin Order who fought against the Ageless of Reldawin. They fought until Lance Willakers was killed and Bopen arrived, and once Jormr converted to Ageless, they followed as they didn't have much of a choice.

This Character's name was selected from a list of donators to the "Bopen Needs You" donation in The Senate of Deadlantis.



Stella was the Ageless Kobold mentor of Ida, who took care of the homeless Kobold and helped train her. She had a large stash of gold, and since she knew that they would never return to Reldawin, she gave a lot of it to Morton in an attempt to speed up their escape. Stella tried to aid Ida in controlling her visions of her destiny, but this went wrong, as Ida envisioned that she must kill Stella to fulfil her destiny, so while Stella was pinned by a Paladin, Ida thrust her fist through Stella's skull, killing her.



Tarpin was an Ageless Porc who stowed away on the ship that Morton and his townsfolk fled from Reldawin on. He was very romantic, and was considered by most of the townsfolk to be quite attractive for a Porc. He was a sought-after architect in Reldawin, and had at one point created a statue that showed a particularly intimate scene of him with another townsperson that he was attracted to. Tarpin helped fight against the Grand Paladin Order, as he attempted to flirt and charm Jormr, but before he was successful, Jormr purged him with his Light cobras, killing Tarpin.

Lyn Azveltara Gaiden

Bear Doll


A Bear Doll that appeared on Floor 34 of Lyn Azveltara's journey up The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry. He was attempted to be charmed by Quiset but failed on multiple occasions (he also attempted to Pyro Blast the party during one of these charms) and when Quiset finally succeeded he broke out of the charm immediately. Eventually Lyn used diplomacy to calm down the bear doll and he subtly explained how to leave the room.


The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.

Dennis is a fruit vendor who sold bananas to Quiset.



James is a giant infant that appeared on Floor 34 of Lyn Azveltara's journey up The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry. He placed the two dolls in the cabin and was the key to escaping the room. His name is most likely a reference to Roamin's child, James.

Lemon Buckleberry


Lemon Buckleberry is a Gnome who follows Lyn Azveltara and her party as they travel The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry. They encountered him on their 32nd Floor as they were preparing to leave and were shocked as they had never encountered a Gnome before. As they continue their travel up the tower, Lemon will appear to them to give them a hint.

Lyn Azveltara's Husband


Lyn Azventara's Husband appeared in a Dreamweaver vision has by Lyn Azveltara while on her 35th floor of The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry. In the vision, Lyn and her husband are discussing the various miscarriages had by Lyn. After discussing the possibility of not having a family, her husband suggests that they adopt abandoned orphans. He died shortly after the Birth of Magic.

New Doll


New is a Lumberjack Doll that appeared on Floor 34 of Lyn Azveltara's journey up The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry and was named New on accident by Harlin Hardbody. He attempts to mimic life and often repeats himself. When Harlin tried to give him some ice cream he began screaming and upon coming in contact with the ice cream he began running around the room screaming and panicking. Later, Lyn cleaned off the ice cream and he settled down and watched the party from a bed.

The Sandbolds

Blind Gobolf


The blind gobolf was present in the fourth act of The Sandbolds running a market stall in Than'drellfal, but instead of taking gold from people when selling them goods, she gave them the price of the item in gold. She was the second character to have a colored puppet, after Quintara Lotus.

Jim Caviezal

The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.

A magician who taught McCarrot Smith about Thyme Magic.

Leopold Barringster


At his Ascension ceremony, Leopold showed that he is a very gullible and trusting boy who accepted food and "gifts" from people he had never met before. Despite this, he seems to be a very sweet boy who loves his mother and wants to make the world a better place. He also holds one of the eight Sun Keys required to open Dalfgan's cell.

Leopold Barringster's Mother


Leopold's mother constantly confuses her son with Trandon Barringster as she prefers him more than Leopold Barringster. She is always seen smoking a cigar and believes the Barringsters are just as good as the Sunswords.

Lootbox Saleswoman


The lootbox saleswoman was running another stall in Than'drellfal in the fourth act of The Sandbolds and she sold boxes which contained random items.

Galen Sunsword: Private Investigator

Bert Tarcial'Embeart


Bert Tarcial'Embeart is the runner of the Pony table at the Pony Casino. He explains the Pony races to Galen Sunsword's crew, and how they shrink large animals down using the 'ponyfied spell' to the size of a gerbil. Folshe Drocha asks if they ever race gerbils, which Bert is confused by, as he says that if they were to race small animals, what would be the point of the spell?

He walks up to Charley Kinson, who is disguised, and checks if she had enough money, before taking her and Folshe to the table. He then talks to Grungle Numpston and Zeddicus Daniels, who he notices have the same shirt as him, which he says must be from "Dmitri's" on Third Street. He asks if they are lawyers, to which Zeddicus responds asking why there would be lawyers in a place like this. Grungle claims that he is the King of Forestia, which Bert doesn't believe, and so he calls the guards to escort Grungle out of the Casino. Bert then escorts Zeddicus to the table.

Charley asks Bert if she could enter Crime Dog into the race, which Bert disallows. Zeddicus says that Hansen's Casino lets people race their own dogs, and so Bert, in outrage, calls Hansen's a dump. Folshe says that Hamilton's would be allowing people to race soon, which Bert also disagrees with, saying that there would be far too much cheating, drugs and magic involved. Charley once again suggests that he should allow Crime Dog to enter, as it would draw in the bets, but Bert said he'd only allow her to bet the dog, and even then, only if it was famous or belonged to someone famous. Eventually, Charley gives in, and the race begins.

Bert congratulates the winners on selecting the Tarandos, and then Folshe says that she was quite surprised that Bert would have let a lawyer participate. Bert asks who this was, and after Folshe tells him it was Zeddicus, Bert confronts him and asks why he lied when he asked him earlier. Bert asks Zeddicus to leave, and says that the only people to vote on the Turtle are weird, like him, and the shady figure sitting at the end of the table.

Casino Boss


The Casino Boss was the owner of the Pony Casino, located in the Lotus District of Than'drellfal. Folshe Drocha approached him to ask him questions, but he initially dismissed her, telling her that if she wasn't going to gamble, that she should leave the casino. After Folshe explained that she was investigating the death of Marrel Limboratti, the Boss became interested, explaining that Marrel had invested a lot of money into the Casino, but never seemed to win anything. He explained that she and her husband liked the slots and sometimes the roulette. He said that he rarely saw them together, and that when they were together they didn't seem like the happiest of couples, since Marrel would play the slots back to back, chain smoke, and drink a lot. Folshe decided that she had heard enough about the Limborattis, so she told the Boss that there was a shady figure who was actually an undercover cop that he should investigate. As thanks for tipping him off, the Boss passed Folshe a 10,000 gold chip for use in the Casino, which was equivalent to about her month's salary.

The Casino Boss approached Zeddicus, asking if there was anything that he could get for him, such as free drinks, or money. After Zeddicus questioned why he was offering him so much, the Boss explained that he liked to encourage new patrons, as he believed that Zeddicus didn't look like he spent a lot of time in them. Zeddicus explained that he didn't, as he didn't like the odds, and understood that, while the establishments were legal, he did not partake in them himself. The Boss claps his hands, and an employee carries over a large briefcase filled with 100,000 gold, which he offers to Zeddicus, to either bet now, or later. Zeddicus is confused as to why he is receiving the money, to which the Boss explains that this is a perfectly normal practice at the Casino, and that there is nothing illegal going on. Zeddicus calls him out for why he keeps mentioning that there is no illegal activity, to which the Boss responds that he believes that casinos get a bad reputation, and that, if Zeddicus were to be a casino inspector, he would want him to view the casino in a positive way, where it provides guests with 'almost-bribe' levels of money. Zeddicus, confused by this, leaves to go refill his drink, which the Boss says is on the house, despite Zeddicus' complaints.



Chandelier is a drunk who was seen at the bar in the Pony Casino. Charley Kinson approached her, and Chandelier asked what she wants, and if she wants to play games with her. Charley asks if she could ask Chandelier a few questions, to which Chandelier offers her a drink, which Charley declines, but says she'll probably accept in ten minutes. Charley asks her if she's seen Marrel Limboratti in the Casino, but Chandelier is too drunk to respond properly, and says that she's seen a couple of murders in the Casino. Charley is shocked by this, and asks if she could explain. Chandelier says that she's seen many murders of Ageless by the cops. Chandelier then offers Charley another drink, but as she does, Grungle Numpston walks into their conversation, and says that she shouldn't offer drinks to his client. Charley tells Grungle that she believes Chandelier to be innocent, and Chandelier agrees, so she offers Grungle a drink, which he declines, as he doesn't drink the "Devil's Liquor". Grungle tells Chandelier that he is her lawyer, which Chandelier doesn't remember, so he says that she probably needed some trees taken care of. Galen Sunsword comes and breaks the conversation up, so Chandelier wanders off into the Casino.

Old Lady Jingle


Old Lady Jingle was approached by Grungle Numpston in the Pony Casino, where he began to question her, but they ended up talking about their shared love for mystery novels. After talking about one of their favorite books, Grungle eventually does ask her about where she was on the night of the crime. Old Lady Jingle noted that she was in the casino at the time, betting on the turtle at the pony tables. This made Grungle immediately suspicious of her, as he had been warned that the murderer liked to bet on the turtle. He confronted her verbally, and when she stuttered, he took this as her confession of guilt. The Old Lady then demanded that he stop talking to her until her lawyer arrives, at which point Grungle points out that he is a lawyer, and changes his hat to that of his lawyer attire. Old Lady Jingle asks if she could hire Grungle as her attorney, and discusses with him what she should do regarding the accusations against her. Old Lady Jingle says that she didn't commit the crime, and so Grungle switches back to his detective hat and asks her to confess. There is then a resulting back and forth between Grungle in his lawyer and detective hats, until Grungle mentions that he is a practitioner in "Tree Law". Old Lady Jingle remarks that she took courses in Tree Law, and says how she found it interesting that roots cannot commit crimes. She then accidentally refers to it as "Wood Law", which angers Grungle, and he continued to interrogate her. Finally, Grungle asked her if she could read the diary entry from Pablo Limboratti's diary, and after reading this, Old Lady Jingle strongly suggested that Grungle consider Pablo as a suspect for the murder.



Tigriel is an Elf who sits on the Elven Council, the Mana Arc. He was present when the Council was discussing the Ageless threat, and comforted Louis Tarcial'Embeart, saying that there was no proof that the Ageless were being lead by a god, and that he suspected that there was Believer magic involved.

The Last Beenu

Alistar Kachingmen

A gnome who created Ghertin's Big Betty using technology from our world.

Azan Asmodeus


Azan Asmodeus, Viscount to Kallisto, is a high bear whose job was to protect the dwarven king in The Last Beenu. While he did not succeed in protecting the King, he was able to capture both Nesbin and Miles.



Cooper is a Goblin salesman who the party accused of being a cop. Cooper died when Gherkin placed Gherkin's Big Betty inside of his head.


The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.



Jazeer is a sleazy Goblin salesman.

Kobold Waiter


A Kobold waiter who works at the bar in Drastralla.

Miles' Father

The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.


The following character is not known canon, as they have only been mentioned by other characters.

Rupert Dupert


The following character is imaginary and only exists in the minds of the Player Characters and Ghostblade.

A Night to Remember

Conner McAss


An Elf who married Perdita Draughwin. Conner had two children with Perdita, Janah and Potato, although they disagreed about the pronunciation of Potato's name. Conner was flirting to Lucida Azveltara at Perdita's party because of his attraction to drunks and so he asked her for a kiss, but she declined in disgust. Conner apologized and offered to get more beer for Lucida, but Quineas Barringster burst out of the kitchen with beer before he could get any. Conner later joined in with Spin the Bottle, and he ended up making out with both Janah and Perdita.

At some point after this, Conner and Perdita got married and had two children, and, due to Perdita's status, Conner took her surname. When Perdita's group were shopping at the markets, Conner was running a hat stall and, after kissing her mole, sold a steeple hat to Darcy Tarcial'Embeart. Conner later was present at Lucida's birthday party as Perdita's plus one, and he attempted to gift Lucida a temporary tattoo that said "Property of McAss". Perdita's present to Lucida was the fact that she would be divorcing Conner, which Lucida was delighted at. Quintara Lotus offered to take Conner off of the ship for Lucida, as she had been talking to Perdita who had asked to break his spirit.

Fox Sunsword


A daughter of Virgo Sunsword who holds a Sun Key and has fought in the wars against the Ageless. She has six children, Brightness, Sandra, Sachelle, Feels, Armistice, and Clothes who she was training to become warriors.

She went to Perdita Draughwin's party, and initially took interest in Darcy Tarcial'Embeart's mole, as they share some of the same circles of friends and view each other as equals. She later took part in the game of Spin the Bottle and kissed both Perdita and Darcy, though she was disgusted, claiming it was worse than kissing a Barringster, and so she left the party.

Later, Fox joined Hawkthorn Draughwin in helping purge Ageless from the Hallow's Graveyard. After clearing out the tomb, Fox questioned where Quineas Barringster had gone, which caused the group to quickly attempt to rescue him from Ladrian Cobbler, but to no avail in the end.

After the war, Fox joined the group again to go shopping, and there she purchased Janah Barringster's unique sword from a shady dealer. After this merchant's warnings, they headed back to Hallow's Graveyard to re-confront Ladrain Cobbler, and after a difficult battle they eventually defeated him. In the time between the start of the war and this time she gave birth to six children; Brightness, Sandra, Seychelle, Feels, Armistice, and Cloves.

Fox was invited to Lucida Azveltara's birthday party aboard a Tarcial'Embeart vessel, and she gifted Lucida a bottle of crystalline water. Upon the ship's collapse at the hands of the Ageless, Fox was turned Ageless accidentally by Lucida's Blanket of Death.

Hawkthorn Draughwin


The mother of Perdita Draughwin, and former Feather of the Realm. She had to abandon her husband to be crushed by a boulder in order to save Perdita's life, which Perdita holds against her mother. Hawkthorn was originally reluctant to declare war on the Ageless, but decided to agree in the end in order to protect their way of life.

Hawkthorn returned from a meeting with the Mana Arc and scolded Perdita for throwing a party filled with drugs, sex, and Barringsters. She was sad to see that her daughter wasn't mature, as she would eventually have to take on the role of Feather of the Realm. Hawkthorn then warned her that they would be heading out soon to assist the Sunswords in purging Ageless. When they arrived at the Hallow's Graveyard, Hawkthorn helped clear out waves after waves of Ageless Thralls, until Perdita was in grave danger, at which point Hawkthorn leapt in the way, and took the hit for her, dying in her place. Perdita, despite her usual distrust in her mother was deeply saddened, and attempted to carry her body back until Bruce Willakers attempted to smash her skull as she could turn Ageless, but was unsuccessful.

As the Ageless stormed Lucida Azveltara's birthday party, Perdita saw Hawkthorn climb aboard. Hawkthorn pulls back an arrow aimed at Perdita, but decides not to, and jumps off the ship. Ladrian Cobbler disguised himself as Hawkthorn to try and trick Perdita, but the real Hawkthorn came back aboard and fired a holy shot at Ladrian, stopping him. Hawkthorn starts to talk with Perdita, trying to convince her that not all Ageless are bad, and that she shouldn't judge all Ageless as if they were Ladrian Cobbler. She offers Perdita a way to escape her inevitable demise from her Delay Death Potion, by becoming Ageless. They leave together, with Hawkthorn saying that Perdita could provide intelligence on the Mana Arc as an Ageless double agent, which could lead to a peaceful resolution to the war.

Mia Gandolin


A Dwelf who attended Perdita Draughwin's party. She was making out with Pablo Leomaris until Perdita walked in, and offered Mia some E.X.P., which she accepted, despite not having done the drug before. Mia feels as if she has so much power from the E.X.P., so she strips off and runs through the house naked. While playing Spin the Bottle, Darcy got Mia to make out with her mole, which Mia was quite fond of. Perdita then spun the bottle, which pointed towards Mia and Darcy, so she joined in as well. After their session, Mia took a break by relaxing in bed, until Lucida Azveltara spun the bottle towards Mia again, but since she is so tired, they simply cuddle and fall asleep together.

Mia later re-encounters the group at the markets, where she sells spells to Fox Sunsword while asking about her kids. Mia is invited to Lucida's birthday party and once the boat is stormed by the Ageless, she barricaded herself and a few other party goers below deck. She holds out until Lucida accidentally releases a Blanket of Death which converts Mia to an Ageless.

Pablo Leomaris


A son of Rohbear Leomaris who, due to his name, served as a general in one of the wars against the Ageless. He attended Perdita Draughwin's party and was making out with Mia Gandolin until Perdita walked in. He was quite annoyed at her for ignoring his attempt to warn her not to enter by leaving a sock on the door, and he originally refused to take any of her drugs until Mia had already tried some. However, Perdita's potion launcher backfired, which blinded Pablo. He tried to initiate a game of Spin the Bottle, but was kicked out by Perdita. He walked past Lucida Azveltara and started talking to her and ended up kissing her. Pablo went back into the house with Lucida, but was shouted at by Perdita, so he wrote a note and gave it to her, but left before he could see her scrunch it up and throw it away.

Pablo meets back up with the group after the war at the markets, but he gained some respect for Perdita now that she is Feather of the Realm. She claims that he didn't do any fighting, and he agrees that, while he was at the Battle of Kaddoral, he hadn't done as much fighting as others. Perdita then says that she could give a good word to the council for Pablo if he lets her shoot him with her drug gun, and so he agrees, but Perdita, having matured slightly, decides not to in the end. Pablo then offers to host a party at his house to make up for being rude at Perdita's house in the past.

Pablo isn't invited to Lucida Azveltara's birthday party, so Quintara Lotus disguises as him to mess with Lucida, but Lucida can't see through the charm, so Quintara dispels it quickly.

Quineas Barringster


The alcoholic twin brother of Janah Barringster who, like her, was born in the Tower of Ultimate Wizardry. They would regularly explore the Tower together and go on adventures within it. Because of his sheltered upbringing, Quineas and his sister don't understand many of the Realm's taboos, including incest. Quineas showed up at Perdita Draughwin's party carrying lots of alcohol, which he shared around. Quineas then starts a game of Spin the Bottle, and when his sister's bottles ends up pointing at him, he gladly joins her in the bedroom. Throughout the night, he and his sister make out many times.

Quineas joins the Draughwins in purging the Ageless at the Hallow's Graveyard, but he is kidnapped by Ladrian Cobbler to become a Pebble Boy. When the Draughwins return to the Graveyard after the war, Quineas jumps in to protect Ladrian Cobbler from Perdita Draughwin, as he is now an Ageless Pebble Boy. Enraged, he runs towards Perdita and tries to spew dark magic onto her. Before he can corrupt her, Perdita throws a potion at him, which temporarily clears his mind, allowing him to remember her. Lucida Azveltara then runs up to him and swallows him in her Walrus form, killing him.

Simon Lotus


An Elf who attended Perdita Draughwin's party. During the party he had left early due to feeling awkward as he was not included in any of the activities.

Simon was brought to Lucida Azveltara's birthday party aboard a Tarcial'Embeart vessel as Quintara Lotus' plus one. When Quintara Lotus offered to take Conner off of the ship for Lucida, Simon asked if he could also leave as he once again felt awkward at the party.

The Lightbeards

Wap Wap


A Dog that was seen atop a fortified wall by Virgo Sunsword while he was fighting Ageless. Enthralled by its charm, Virgo rescued the dog, and showed it to the Dwarves that arrived. He offered it to Bernard Akers, who took Wap Wap with him, and named it after its bark. Wap Wap was brought by Bernard to the events of the Grand Paladin day some time later, where Wap Wap showed off many of his new tricks, including a dance, and rolling on his back. Wap Wap seemed to have some mind of his own, as he consistently refused to show off his tricks to Rohbear Leomaris, and instead taunted Bernard by dancing behind Rohbear's back while he wasn't looking. Upon Lance's disappearance, Bernard brought Wap Wap to battle, but was sure to keep his dog safe for the whole fight. Upon returning to have another party, Wap Wap continued to show his tricks to only a select few. After Virendra Willakers ascended in her battle against Thor, she fired a wild Hydroflame beam that ricocheted off of Douglass Winechester's ice wall, struck Wap Wap and killed him, much to Bernard and Virgo's dismay.

Season Four

The Yes King

Rob, I want to use an interrupt. Warning! The following page contains spoilers for the most recent campaign! Oh no!

Arcanite & Joku


Arcanite and Joku were two Ageless crew members on Bopen's ship. They manned the cannons when Aff ordered them to fire on the Behemoth. When Gwyneth Sunsword boarded the ship, either Arcanite or Joku was killed when Tamtroll lost control of his Wormhole, but they were resurrected as a non-Ageless by Astar, and then thrown to safety by Gwyneth, who realised they now weren't Ageless.

These Characters' names were selected from a list of donators to the "Bopen Needs You" donation in The Senate of Deadlantis.

Classy Scrooge


The Classy Scrooge was encountered by the Bopen's crew in the trophy room within Midaeum. He was found polishing a trophy with his behind, and, upon being approached by Astar, was startled and fell into the trophy getting stuck. Astar assisted him and got him unstuck and then the Scrooge questioned why they were there. Aff managed to convince the Scrooge that they were told for him to go assist the others as they were being attacked. The Scrooge then left the trophy room and went after Phineas Barringster along with the other Scrooges. He was killed along with most of the other Scrooges by Phineas.

King Midas


King Midas is the wealthiest Dwarf King, who the party encountered in the throne room of Midaeum. When encountered the only word he could say was "Yes" but not the Abracadabian version, simply the common version of the word "yes". He was protected by an army of Scrooges who were hired to protect him by the Grand Paladin Order. After his crew attempted to communicate with him, Bopen entered the throne room, took a golden coin, and magically forced it through King Midas' skull, killing him. However, King Midas disappeared into a puff of smoke, leaving behind an ornate book lined with Divine gold, revealing him to have been a Believer.

Mr. President


Mr. President is a Scrooge Guard enouctered by Bopen's crew upon entering the main entrance to Midaeum. Upon entry to the castle Mr. President approached the party to discover why they were there and Aff managed to convince him that they were simply there to repair broken cabinets. He then became hostile towards Billy and stabbed him in the leg for him having been a known duck killer. Afterwards Phineas Barringster came in chasing after the Scrooge Gatekeeper and the Guard went after them. Mr. President was later seen again in the main throne room where the party admitted the truth that they were there to steal treasure, the Guard sympathized with them explaining that they were hired by the Grand Paladin Order to guard King Midas and that the vault was completely ransacked of treasure and any that remained was fake. After their conversation, Bopen entered the throne room and after a brief conversation killed King Midas revealing him to be a Believer, causing the Scrooges to turn hostile. The crew has a small investigation with Bopen and following this, Mr. President apologizes for attacking them and then proceeds to ask if they wish to become a host for a Scrooge. After Tamtroll and Astar refuse the Scrooge attacks them but then discovers that they are Ageless and asks if he and his brothers can join them. Mr. President assists Bopen's crew in their fight against Gwyneth Sunsword who had leapt onto their ship, but after being battered and bruised by the chaos caused, he sees Astar and Aff leaving without him, and that his Scrooge comrades had been killed by Gwyneth Sunsword, so he remains on the ship, bleeding out as it sinks.

Scrooge Gatekeeper


The Scrooge Gatekeeper was seen by Tamtroll guarding the entrance to Midaeum. After a brief conversation with Tamtroll letting him know he was on patrol it attempted to cast an ice spell at Tamtroll but he managed to close his mouth causing him to freeze himself and Tamtroll proceeded to toss him in the nearby water. After thawing he was chased onto the shore and was later killed by a crazed Phineas Barringster.



Woolfy was an Ageless crew member on Bopen's ship. Woolfy used the Spell of Bearding to keep himself hairy. He manned the cannons when Aff ordered him to fire on the Behemoth. According to Billy, Woolfy recruited him onto the ship. When Gwyneth Sunsword boarded the ship, Woolfy was hit by one of her honor chains, which Gwyneth then tried to use to swing him towards Aff, but Woolfy pulled on the chain, swinging Gwyneth into Tamtroll's Wormhole. Woolfy was then killed by the power of the Wormhole, but he was resurrected as a non-Ageless by Astar, and then thrown to safety by Gwyneth, who realised he now wasn't Ageless.

This Character's name was selected from a list of donators to the "Bopen Needs You" donation in The Senate of Deadlantis.