McCarrot Smith

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McCarrot Smith
ClassSea Chef
AffiliationThe Sandbolds
Campaigns The Sandbolds
SeasonsSeason Three

McCarrot Smith, also known simply as Cook or Chef Boi RD was a Sandbold Sea Chef played by Millbee in The Sandbolds. Cook was born before the Birth of Magic as a Sandbold by the Sun Dragon Phanto. He was one of the last of the original Sandbolds and became a less than successful chef for the Sandbold organization. Cook was killed when his former apprentice Maelstrom became a Whelpling and killed him in a breath of fire.



McCarrot Smith is a male Sandbold with light sandy hair, a single eye and a tattoo of a spoon on his bicep. He kept the same outfit through out several decades, wearing a large chef's toque blanche, a single triangle eye patch, and an apron with several pockets, filled with various meals. In his early years, Cook kept his fur very thin, but after a few years his fur grew to stubble. After several decades, the stubble grew into a large beard. After experiencing centuries on a remote island by himself due to teleportation, Cook grew out his hair to a disheveled appearance.


McCarrot Smith is a very old Sandbold who is obsessed with cooking meals. Given his old age, he has stopped caring for his role as a Sandbold and does not keep a cohesive journal detailing any time related events. His obsession with cooking leads him to feed everyone his meals, with disastrous results. Due to his magically imbued foods, he often causes others to defecate their pants not long after they eat his food for his own personal enjoyment.

McCarrot also lacks desire to find any relations with a woman, disregarding Talee, Lyn Azveltara and Danzen's advances. However, he does like to promote himself as a "Cool Dad" to the enslaved kids, often emulating them and agreeing with their antics.

Notable Attributes[edit]

McCarrot is notably horrible at cooking, yet some people still enjoy his foods. His favorite color is also purple. McCarrot forces any spell he casts through his magical cooking to exit through the rear of whoever eats his food. He also seems to have a weak connection to the Old Gods as he refers and talks about things and concepts from the realm of the Old Gods.


McCarrot's relationship with the other Sandbolds is rocky at best. Being considered a fool by Maelstrom and out of practice by the other Sandbolds, McCarrot is usually regulated to joining a group of young enslaved Kobolds on missions, rather than leading a group of his own.

Character Inventory[edit]

Powers & Abilities Belongings


  • [{Race / Kobold}]
  • [{Class / Sea Chef}]
  • [{Cornerstone / Deputy}]
  • [{Attribute / Ancient}]


  • [{Sea Chef / Golden Spices}]
  • [{Supplies / Diplomat}]
  • [{Supplies / Forge Weapon}]
  • [{Supplies / Mothers Gift}]
  • [{Supplies / Pearl of Hindsight}]
  • [{Supplies / Righteous}]


  • [{Companion Ability / Chaos Flame EX}]
  • [{Magician / Polymorph}]
  • [{Sea Chef / Brown Spice}]
  • [{Sea Chef / Get in me Pot}]
  • [{Sea Chef / Mystery Meat}]
  • [{Suncleric / Sunrise}]
  • [{Witch / Lotus Blast}]

Former Abilities[edit]


  • [{Armor / Incanters Jacket}]
  • [{Spell Scroll / Flambe EX}]
  • [{Treasure / Clockadile Oil}]
  • [{Weapon / Dulled Vorpal Slayer}]
  • [{Weapon / Nether Berry Branch}]

Former Belongings[edit]



McCarrot Smith was one of the many Sandbolds born by Phanto to record time anomalies and report them. However, after the death of Phanto, the Sandbolds were without purpose. McCarrot stayed with the Sandbolds during this time and became their cook. McCarrot also was given the apprentice slave of Maelstrom, whom he affectionately called Moonkiller, before he betrayed the Sandbolds and killed their mother.

The Skeleton King[edit]

McCarrot was among the Sandbolds who intervened during Bopen's Army's siege on the Kobold town. Taking the Kobold children to Final Talon.

The Sandbolds[edit]

Once they returned to Final Talon, Tien indoctrinated the Kobolds in the ways of Sandbold Slavery. He then instructed McCarrot and Liv to mentor the young Danzen.

Years later, McCarrot joined the Kobold Slaves in visiting Ninjaru, where Lyn Azveltara recognized the old Sandbold and flirted. McCarrot then, attempting to prove he was a "cool dad" to the slaves, took Dragon Sand from Vanessa Squishwitz causing him to be addicted and run about Ninjaru naked. Eventually he returned to join slave Yohan in a sparring against Lyn's Kohai Chan and Aryu Maeda. The battle goes in the Sandbold's favor due to their abilities being enhanced by the Dragon Sand.

McCarrot then rejoined the slaves, now being led by his apprentice Danzen, in inspecting their first time anomaly in the town of Karazim. During their inspection of the event, McCarrot stole a frying pan, but was interrupted when the Kobolds in the area where revealed to be believers of the same person. McCarrot made quick work of them by activating his Thunderous Roar ability through his own cooking, slaying every Believer. The group then collected the books and returned to Final Talon.

McCarrot was among the Sandbolds when they attended the Ascension Party of Leopold Barringster Sunsword. This is where he met the Dragon Aspect Quintara Lotus. However, while she had good relationship with the Sandbolds, once Danzen spoke of Ghostblade, the Dragon teleported them to a remote island. However, since Sandbolds do not feel the time warping effects of teleportation, McCarrot felt the effects of being on the island for thousands of years. He was then returned to the party, but was rambling. During the ramblings, Quintara questioned him, causing McCarrot to ramble things reflecting the Old God controlling him. Feeling unsatisfied, Quintara removed the memories of the conversations from their minds and walked off.

Once they returned to Final Talon, they are ambushed by McCarrot's former apprentice Maelstrom, who reveals his intentions. He intends to kill the Sandbolds because the Old Gods have wished it, and tries to awaken the former slaves by revealing that the Sandbolds harbor the killer of their parents in their very home and that they are just characters being controlled by Old Gods. However the Sandbolds attack Maelstrom. But once the battle begins, Maelstrom Ascends to the first step of becoming a Divine, and transforms into a Whelpling. The form causes the Sandbolds to try to run for their lives.


McCarrot attempts to flee his adopted son, but is quickly eviscerated by the flames of Maelstrom.


  • Originally, Millbee wanted to name this character "Chef Boyardee", but Rob refused to allow him to use a copy-written name.
  • McCarrot claims to be an expert in "Thyme" Magic.
  • McCarrot is addicted to Dragon Sand.
  • Throughout the campaign McCarrot mentions Jim Caviezel the "Thyme" Wizard and at the end he reveals himself to be Jim Caviezel, Millbee used the name Jim Caviezel in reference to the actor of the same name who played Jesus in 2004's The Passion of Christ.