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RaceBlack Boar
ClassSea Chef
StatusDeceased (Killed by Bopen)
  • Rob
  • Deadbones
  • Campaigns
  • The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
  • The New Crew
  • SeasonsSeason One

    "Want some Fish Yogurt?"
    — Chef Octivias

    Octivias is a Black Boar Sea Chef who is part of Captain Merci's crew during The Jewel of the Dingo Isles and The New Crew.



    Octivias is a male Black Boar with a hefty bodyshape, a white beard, black beady eyes, white tusks (the right tusk is broken), and black skin. He wears a blue pirate hat with a skeleton fish emblem on it, a red bandana, and a beige apron with several Fish Yogurt stains. Octivias also carries a blue Gobo Fishing Net and a pot of Fish Yogurt or Fish Soup.


    Octivias is a simple Porc, loyal and dedicated to his captain and crew, and passionate about his cooking.

    Notable Attributes

    Octivias cannot swim in any way (partially due to his stubby arms), even though he is voyaging aboard a ship. Besides this, he is very good at making Fish Yogurt and fish soup. He can also lactate milk. Octivias was also infected with Glamsies, a disease transmitted by Glamoursharks that makes you rapidly become more fabulous, so Octivias grew luscious hair when originally infected.


    Character Inventory

    Powers & Abilities Belongings


    • [{Race / Black Boar}]
    • [{Class / Sea Chef}]
    • [{Cornerstone / Connoisseur}]
    • [{Attribute / Tiny}]


    • [{Sea Chef / Golden Spices}]


    • [{Lumberjack / Yodel}]
    • [{Sea Chef / Salty Sea Yogurt}]

    Former Abilities


    • [{Armor / Freeboot Coat}]
    • [{Treasure / Fishing Net}]
    • [{Weapon / Blood Drinker}]

    Former Belongings

    • Flintlock Pistol
    • Polly the Parrot
    • Torch



    The Jewel of the Dingo Isles

    Octivias is the chef on the Bocoe. He has been present since before Captain Merci overthrew the old Porc captain. He has been seen force feeding members of the Bocoe his fish yogurt. During the battle with the Harpies, he "fell" of the ship through one of the cannon holes. It is assumed that, due to his later betrayal, Jakelad threw him off without Octivias realizing. During the battle with Cothlin the Behemoth, Octivias showed that he has no idea how to load a cannon, and he was later thrown overboard as the last behemoth arm rocked the ship, where Kinney Boots could have tried to save him but instead spat on the dead body of Jakelad. He was then saved by McCoy's new Behemoth Arm. Once on the Dingo Isles he briefly tried to get McCoy to rip his arm off with his Behemoth Arm, hoping to get one of his own. Merci quickly shot down this idea. Once inside the fire trap room, he kept hitting the door not caring about the Pot Puppies in danger. After the events with the giant skeleton, he stayed with the Bocoe until the beginning of The New Crew.

    The New Crew

    In the time that passed since the crew's journey to the Dingo Isles, Octivias acquired a pet parrot that he named Polly and affectionately kept in his mouth (the parrot despises this treatment, however Octivias remains blissfully unaware of this). Since retrieving the Jewel of the Dingo Isles, Octivias' cooking had not improved whatsoever. This prompted Captain Merci, who was now sick of Fish Yogurt, to purchase new ingredients for stews and meals. But Octivias knew better than to trust "Spices" and "Meals other than Yogurt" and promptly tossed them overboard. But when Merci found out that he had tossed rations overboard, he scolded him. Not wanting to displease the captain, he began to formulate new recipes of yogurt, suggesting a sample platter of Gnome, Dog, Elf, and Porc yogurt to McCoy. McCoy prevents him from using his dog in any recipe, however he does say he would be very much interested in trying the others on the menu. During the invasion of Laeyuleaugh, Octivias is told to stay and guard the ship. When the ship is assaulted by Virgo Sunsword and his Elves, he does not fire the cannon because McCoy did not tell him to. And, when Bob tries to arrest him, he puts up a fight, almost incapacitating him. That is until Bob mentions that he will be able to work in the kitchen in the Silvermine Mountains, at which point he surrenders.

    The Senate of Deadlantis

    Octivias, like most of the crew of the Bocoe, is arrested by the Sunswords and was to be sent to the Silvermine Mountains. However, the Sunsword Ship is attacked by a crew of Ageless under the command of Bopen, who successfully take over. Bopen then releases the Prisoners, and inspects them, giving most of them a choice between Life on his Ship, and Death. When Bopen comes up to Octivias, Octivias asks if Bopen wants some Fish Yogurt, and Bopen, not wanting another annoying Chef, kills him in cold blood, without even giving him the offer.


    • The only food that Octivias makes is Fish Yogurt and Fish Soup, although he was attempting to make the Kobolds in the crew some form of cannonball-fish-milk.
    • Octivias' favorite food to make of fish yogurt is a reference to Earthbound in which you need a fish yogurt making machine to get access to Mr. Monotoli's floor of the hotel in Fourside.
    • While Octivias' original class was Lumberjack, his Season 3 character sheet retcons this, listing his new class as Sea Chef.
      • As a Lumberjack, Octavias' companion was a Parrot named Polly. It was never mentioned outside of character creation in Jewel of the Dingo Isles.
    • Octivias was the original character to be featured on the Sea Chef's cards in Season 3.
      • Octivias is the only named minor NPC character to be the featured character for a class in Season 3.