The Zarlin Catacombs
|The Zarlin Catacombs|
|Original Air Date: August 29th, 2015|
The New Crew
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The Zarlin Catacombs is the eighth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live and it aired on August 29th, 2015. In the campaign, a group of Gnome treasure hunters explore an ancient ruin of the ancient Bennu called The Zarlin Catacombs.
|Sergio Fabioso||Okagnoma Gnome/Noble Born Elf (temporarily)||Rouge||Justin|
|100px Fantastico Fabioso||Keen Gnome||Paladin||Roamin|
|No-Eye Bromas||Okagnoma Gnome/Stonequisitor Kobold||Paladin||Coestar|
|Morgana Marie / Morgan Marie||Scarred Gnome||Magician||Deadbones|
|Unnamed Resurrected Bennu||Bennu||Unknown|
|Franky Rosebud||Unspecified Gnome||Berserker|
- Three Robot and one big on that transverse accessory.
- Three Big Robot that transverse Race, treasure and class.
- Army of Gorgons and Gemling Controled by No-Eye Bromas under the influence of a Cursed Muddy Billhook.
- Bennu War Machine
The adventure begins with them all climbing down into the dungeon. First own is the leader No-Eye Bromas with his squire Raynel. Morgana Marie follows, having come along as a tourist. Last comes Sergio Fabioso and his 'special friend' Fantastico Fabioso. Morgana ends up appealing the group with a show of Call Mjollnir, before they head into the dungeon. After stumbling on a stone that seems to 'activate' the dungeon, they come across 3 Robots. Sergio and Fantastico try to talk with them, but the robots attack. No mater what the group throw at the robots though, they seem to shrug it off. Sergio ends up finding a [[[Mechasurfer]] in the rubble, and an odd 4th robot appears that seems to be able to transmute items. Eventually, they wear the robots down.
As the last robot falls, Fantastico, who was strangled by it, wakes up with Mentel Fist. They find a large door, but can not find a way to open it, so as they search the area, Morgana ends up finding an opening. They arrive in a room full of treasure, so they fill their bags. As they continue onword, they find an arrrow trap. Sergio test it with his Mechasurfer, while Morgana uses Honor Chains and Summon Earth Lord to disable the last one. When they make it to the other side, Bromas is hammered by an apple, thrown by an apologetic bear Franky Rosebud, who they then reason with. Fantastico's new wench tries one of the apple, to be hurt in disgust over Morgana's words as she pockets the rest, causing Fantastico to let the wench free. Morgana randomly Spirit Vessels a random skeleton nearby, who's very confused. He calls himself Alfie, who reveals he's a Beenu. She revives another, but in their confusion, they are too freaked out to help, so she lets them go.
Suddenly, they see the bear being chased by an Unnamed Elemech. Fantastico wants to help the bear, but they accidently kill the bear, causing the Elemech to become friendly. However, between Sergio's sexual advances, as well as the threatening from Bromas, the mech attacks. When Fantastico kisses it's fist, it vanishes, only to continue the attack from invisabilty. They corner him, and he offers up a Gemling to spare his life, before fleeing the scene. Morgana adopts the little gem, naming it prism, and it opens the door up ahead. As they debate on weather to go ahead or not, including the Famulosos trying to charm all the other party members. The girls break free, but Bromas seems to still be into Fantasitico. Sergio asks Fantastico what they wish to do, leading all of a sudden to freedom for the concubine. Bromas's puppy (he had found back in treasure room) runs up ahead and Raynel follow as suddenly, 3 robots wake up. As the doors close, Raynel runs out.
As the robots fire beams around, the party continues fighting, reguardless of the random beams changing them, their abilities, and their treasures. In the end, Morgana had become a male (renamed Morgan(, Sergio had become female Nobleborn Elf, and Bromas had become a Stonequisitor Kobold. As they are rather confused, in witch Morgon and Sergio continplate a relation, but now sealed in this room, Morgon tries to convince his little Gem Prism to open the door. Suddenly, Bromas is overcome by his Cursed Muddy Billhook as gorgons come from the wall, leading his army of gemlings he had spawned as well as the gorgons into attacking the party, as suddenly a hatch opens in the ceiling starts pouring water into the room. Fantasictico, noticing something off with Bromas, proceed to unleash his Hurricane Bracer, blowing away a ton of the army and snapping Bromas back to normal. Suddenly, a Glamourous shark shows up, talks to Fantastico as well as the party, in witch they befriend it, as it realizes its friends are all dead, but agreees to help them get out after eating the few remaining gorgons. Suddenly, the walkie-talkie that Fantastico found on the robots springs to life, Raynel on the other end, who hears the issue and goes to get help. they break the hatch open, and the shark flies up, opening the door. As they all dash though, including picking up Prism and the pot-puppy, they all neglect helping the living gorgon, even though they spot his Tambok Ticket.
All they find is a statue and a deep creaves, they get walktalkie call from Raynel, who tells them if they can make it across the creaves, she got them a way out, as well as confesses her love for Bromas. She goes to grab rope, and as they begin to head out, all of a sudden they are attacked by the Bennu War Machine. Bromas accidently loses his puppy in the battle, as Morgan and Sergio get grappled in its hands. Fantastico is able to find out the body is basically invincable, so they start focusing its hands, freeing Sergio. Morgon cast Earthquake outta his hat, causing a large bolder above them to collapse, squishing the mech into the pit as well as falling into it himself. However, the mech still hangs on with Morgon clinging on for dear life to jump off. Fantastico uses his Monocle of Magic Sight to figure out that they have to destroy each hand before they can hit the body, yet oddly the fruit that Morgan throws at it seems to short-curcit the force feild. They continue wailing on it, and after Morgana resurects the puppet with Soul Puppet, the thing retreats, but a spiteful Morgon ends up slipping into the abyss as he tries to throw the rest of apples at him. As the remaining 3 returns to Raynel, she is shocked at their new forms. Although Sergio finds a stone to change someone back to their old form (as well as a Tambok Ticket), he uses it on himself, prompting Raynel to as him out, moving on from her former crush.
- Justin is the fourth person to keep a Tambok Ticket for Tambok's Special Friend Show. He did not decide what character to add at the end of the campagin, but decides to add Don, the Sentient Donkey from The Many Gobos of Pat, to the show at the end of The New Crew.
- This is the first campaign in which all characters get massive changes that may have altered their race, gender, appearance, and personalities, like Deadbones' character becoming a male and Coe's becoming a Kobold.
|Season One||Band of Thieves | Porc Hunters | The Jewel of the Dingo Isles | The Sunswords | The Unseen Rogues | Kobold Headhunters | The Zarlin Catacombs | The New Crew | The Silvermine Mountains | Guild of Explorers | Battle of the Bards | The Blood Snake Queen | The Death of Virgo|
|Season Two||Woodcarvers | Okagnoma Guild Hall | Murder Bros | The Cobblers | The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One | Unexpected Discovery | Buckeroos | The Fall of Dundinborough | Den of Devils | The Skeleton King|
|Season Three||The Grand Paladin Order | The Senate of Deadlantis | Azveltara Z | The Purge | Lyn Azveltara Gaiden | The Sandbolds | Galen Sunsword: Private Investigator | The Last Beenu | A Night To Remember | The Lightbeards|
|Season Four||The Yes King|
|Non-Canon||The Many Gobos of Pat | The Nuren Campaign|
|The Zarlin Catacombs|
The Zarlin Catacombs
|Players||Coestar | Deadbones | Justin | Roamin|
|Characters||Bromas | Fantastico Fabioso | Morgana Marie | Sergio Fabioso|
|NPCs||Alfie | Beenu Warmachine | Franky Rosebud | Glamourous | Prism | Raynel | Unnamed Resurrected Beenu|
|Locations||The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry | Zarlin Catacombs|
|Races||Beenu | Elemech | Elf | Gemling | Glamourshark | Gnome | Keen | Kobold | Pot Puppy | Skeleton|
|Classes||Booty Raider | Magician | Paladin | Rouge | Sorcerer | Theurgist|