Fantastico Fabioso

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Fantastico Fabioso
AffiliationGrand Paladin Order
Campaigns The Zarlin Catacombs
SeasonsSeason One
"Would you like me to Mind Fist you, Master?"
— Fantastico Fabioso

Fantastico Fabioso is a Keen Paladin played by Roamin in The Zarlin Catacombs.



Fantastico Fabioso is a Keen of unspecified gender with pale skin, long brown hair and grey eyes. Fantastico wears a loose fitting red shirt under silver plate armor, brown leggings, red boots with gold buckles and two cyan Hurricane bracers on their hands. They wear a blue and gold Kingfisher Cloth like a hooded cloak while a concubine. After being freed, Fantastico wears the Kingfisher cloth around their waist and a red headband in their hair. Fantastico Fabioso is revealed to be Red-Green colorblind after being unable to tell the difference between the red and green Transverse Robots.


Before they gained their freedom, Fantastico was a concubine that could not think for themself and was a sex addict. After they gained their freedom they became an assertive fighter, to the point where they took off all their clothes as they deemed them "The Shackles of their Bondage". They were also shown to be vehemently opposed to anything that could take away their freedom to the point they wiped No-Eyes' armies and nearly killed him when they thought he could potentially be a threat.


Fantastico was originally the concubine/slave of Sergio until they gained their freedom, after which their relationship with Sergio turned into one mostly full of disgust.

Fantastico asserted themself over Bromas after his transformation into a Kobold. After they gained their own freedom, Fantastico asserted it to the point that they became the new "Alpha Wolf".

Character Inventory[edit]

Powers & Abilities Belongings


  • [{Race / Keen}]
  • [{Class / Paladin}]
  • [{Cornerstone / Slavery}]
  • [{Attribute / Rebellious}]


  • [{Paladin / Divine Favor}]
  • [{Passive / Heartwall Locket}]
  • [{Passive / Mind Fist}]


  • [{Paladin / Divine Intervention}]
  • [{Rouge / Infatuation}]
  • [{Warrior / Blockade}]
  • [{Companion Ability / Bladeturn EX}]
  • [{Treasure / Ancient Book of Cleansing}]
  • [{Treasure / Hurricane Bracer}]

Former Abilities[edit]

  • [{Paladin / Blessing of Strength}]


  • [{Armor / Kingfisher Cloth}]
  • [{Weapon / Hammer of Light}]

Former Belongings[edit]

  • [{Treasure / Nobleborn Knife}]
  • Monocle of Magic Sight
  • Ethel the Wriggly Wench
  • Gnomish Walkie Talkie



It is unknown as to when Fantastico met Sergio Fabioso and became his concubine, but it is known that Fantastico attended college by the command of Sergio. One of the electives that was chosen for Fantastico was "Walkie-Talkie Technology." They then joined Sergio as being part of Bromas' tour group for VIPs.

The Zarlin Catacombs[edit]


Fantastico survived the threat of the Bennu War Machines and remained under the employment of Bromas.


  • Fantastico is the first URealms character to be of undetermined gender. It is unknown if this is a new gender, or Fantastico has yet to align with any particular one.
  • Fantastico is Red/Green colorblind.
  • It is unknown if Fantastico was related to Sergio prior to becoming a concubine or if they simply took their master's name upon becoming Sergio's concubine.
    • Fantastico and Sergio share their last name and race with Bernardo Fabioso. It is unknown if Bernardo is related to either of the two.