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AffiliationGrand Paladin Order
  • Grandfather: Dandar (Deceased)
  • Unnamed Parents (Deceased)
  • Unnamed 12 Siblings (Deceased)
Campaigns The Grand Paladin Order
"But first I have a task for you. I need you to fetch the water, Fetchthewater."
— Lance Willakers

Squire Fetchthewater is an Elf Thane played by Coestar, first appearing in The Grand Paladin Order. Fetchthewater is a young Elf boy that was wandering the world when he happened into the Grand Paladin Order headquarters when a Venomburner attacked. Having survived the ordeal, Fetchthewater became an official Squire in the Grand Paladin Order.



Fetchthewater looks like a young boy with a pair of antlers on top of his head. Fetch wears a non hooded cloak and on top of his head he wears something that looks like a aviator trapper cap with two holes cut out from the top for his antlers. He also has a pair of goggles that sit above his eyes. Midway though his time at The Grand Paladin Order, Fetchthewater gets his first haircut that changes the matted hair that he had into something that looks more professional. This is only seen for a short while as he puts his cap back on after the haircut.


Fetch is quiet and doesn't like basking in the limelight. He avoids combat situations, instead he wanders off to do other tasks. When he is needed, he will surely be there. Since Fetch is illiterate, he has a hard time understanding some of the more complicated tasks that are asked of him. Along with that, he has never heard of many of the legends told through books, thus making him unaware of people like Lance Willakers.


Lance Willakers[edit]

Before arriving at The Grand Paladin Order, Fetchthewater did not know who Lance was, but after having shown bravery and being somewhat useful, Lance sees that Fetchthewater is a good person.

Character Inventory[edit]

Powers & Abilities Belongings


  • [{Race / Elf}]
  • [{Class / Thane}]
  • [{Cornerstone / Caretaker}]
  • [{Attribute / Illiterate}]


  • [{Passive / Arcana Sight}]
  • [{Passive / Jet Sneaks}]


  • [{Bonedancer / Chaos Flames}]
  • [{Companion Ability / Fiesta EX}]
  • [{Companion Ability / Surefire Melody EX}]
  • [{Puppeteer / Lascene}] (Non-Limited)
  • [{Thane / Flash}]
  • [{Thane / Slamshock}]
  • [{Thane / Thunderdome}]

Former Abilities[edit]


  • [{Armor / Thick Fur Rainments}]
  • [{Legendary Item / Mysterious Dwarven Object}]
  • [{Thane / Siffiran Silver Shield}]
  • [{Treasure / Windu Morning Star}]
  • [{Weapon / Mage Hands}]
  • [{Weapon / Wooden Spear}]

Former Belongings[edit]

  • [{Item / Worthless Dwarven Trinket}]


Fetchthewater's Mimic[edit]

Fetchthewater's Mimic takes the form of a leatherback book, with a bookmark for a tongue. It has no connection to Fetchthewater, and coincidentally travels with him in his rucksack for an opportune moment to ambush an alluring target.

The Grand Paladin Order[edit]

The Mimic spends most of its time inside Fetchthewater's backpack, but occasionally lights Fetchthewater on fire, causing him to run around wildly, unaware of where the flames came from, but this ended up saving Fetchthewater from harm, showing that the Mimic tries to protect its 'master'. The Mimic also leaped out of the backpack to engulf the Earth Golem, but was unsuccessful in swallowing it whole, and it had to spit the Golem back out.

Companion Inventory[edit]

  • [{Companion / Mimic}]
  • [{Companion Passive / Hidden in Plain Sight}]
  • [{Companion Ability / Surprise Death}]
  • [{Companion Ability / Rapid Hop}]
Fetchthewater's Mimic
Fetchthewater's Mimic GPO Puppet.png
Capable of SpeechYes
Campaigns The Grand Paladin Order



Fetchthewater seems to have wandered into a keep controlled by the Grand Paladin Order. Fetchthewater's family of 12 was in a terrible Elaphelk-wagon crash when he was a newborn baby (he was unnamed at this time.) His 11 siblings and parents perished. Fetch and his grandfather Dandar were the only survivors (Coe said that Fetch was dug out of elaphelk organs, so it is assumed that the elaphelk also perished). Though Dandar was maimed rather horribly, he rescued Fetch from the wreckage, and they sought shelter in a 'hovel where they spent most of their lives'.

With his grandfathers physical and mental deterioration, Fetch had to take care of him at a young age, including chores such as fetching water. Fetch did not attend any schools at a young age.

Once Dandar passed, Fetch decided to explore the world on his own, leading him to the Grand Paladin Order.

The Grand Paladin Order[edit]


Fetchthewater survives the Venomburner fight, and becomes an official Squire to the Grand Paladin Order.


  • The appearance of the Worthless Dwarven Trinket that Fetchthewater received, is a reference to a Fidget Spinner, which is a small spinning toy that became a cultural phenomenon in mid 2017.
  • When Fetchthewater takes off his hat, his puppet still had antlers. Coestar confirmed on the forums that this was intended design.
  • Fetchthewater was the 27th person to hold the "Goblet of Mysteries".