List of Minor Characters

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This is a collection of minor and mentioned characters in The Realms.

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Season One[edit]

Band of Thieves[edit]

Albert[edit]

BOT

Albert is a son of the Monkey Fish King, who appears to have a genetic disorder. He was commanded by his father to assist Yumi's Band of Thieves locate the key around Gwyneth Sunsword's neck. He began bashing his head against the building Gwyneth was in to indicate her location to the party. However, this alerted an elf that walked outside and swiftly decapitated Albert.


Monkey Fish King[edit]

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The Monkey Fish King met with Yumi and her thieves when they hid from the Sun Cleric Elves in the Monkey Fish Grotto. The King was initially passive against them, even letting the group hide in his buttocks, until the mention of Nisovin. After calming him down, The King offered to help the thieves steal a key from the Elves, in exchange for not stealing the enormous red gem in his possession. He sent Albert, a monkey fish with a genetic disorder, to help the thieves locate the key.

During the battle between Yumi's thieves and Gwyneth Sunsword, the King sent another one of his children to the well that leads to the town. This allowed Gracias and K-4 to escape into the well. K-4 returned to the Monkey Fish Grotto to spend his time with the Monkey Fish King.

Nessie[edit]

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Nessie was seen guarding a bridge that barred the way of Yumi and her Band of Thieves. After a discussion about Nessie's species, Nessie offers K4 to pass at the cost of an Amulet of Bones. He let Squinks and Philhipé pass for the price of Spellwall Armor and a scarf, respectively. Yumi, however, gave him sexual favors that were not elaborated on, in exchange for passage. It is unknown what became of Nessie after the groups encounter.


The Kobold Boss[edit]

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The Kobold Boss was Philhipé's Boss when he was called Pete. During the campaign he initiated combat when he found out Bumbley was a Dwarf.




Whirlwind Brothers[edit]

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Two Kobolds that are constantly spinning in a whirlwind, damaging all near them. They worked for The Kobold Boss along with Philhipé, but only came to assist them when the battle was shifting towards the thieve's favor.



Porc Hunters[edit]

James Jamie Jameson[edit]

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James Jamie Jameson was an elf tasked with guarding the gates during The Silvermine Mountains, and was also the soldier to command the Elven squadron which subdued the flame spirit in Porc Hunters.




Mombo[edit]

Mombo was the mother to Porbo and previous leader of the Danevur Porcs. Not much is known about her leadership among these Porcs, other than that she was regarded as the strongest of the Porcs. Eventually, Porbo felt that he was stronger and had to slay his own mother in order to prove it and become the new leader. Bill and Steve say in The Silvermine Mountains that they miss Mombo implying that they knew Mombo and possibly followed her before joining the Cult of Bones.

Porco[edit]

PH

Porco is a Porc living in the Danevur Porc Caves under the command of Ca-Rell. Originally Porco was a simple Porc under the command of Porbo, who lived in fear of being beaten and eaten alive by him. After Ca-Rell and Theta Squad defeated Porbo, Ca-Rell promoted Porco to her second-in-command.




The Jewel of the Dingo Isles[edit]

Ethan[edit]

Ethan was the name of a fictional grandfather in a book that McCoy once read. The character of Ethan was said to have served in an unnamed war and left to travel the world. When Ethan returned to his home and his grandson, they both felt that Ethan had changed beyond the man that they recognized. Upon realizing this fact, Ethan assured his grandson that he will always love him before perishing before his eyes. His grandson was then sent to counselling.

McCoy was so moved by the grandpa character in the book, that he felt that Ethan was like his own grandfather. After concluding the book, McCoy burnt it and utilized it as a smoke screen during The Jewel of the Dingo Isles and The New Crew.


Cooper[edit]

JDI

Cooper was first seen at the end of The Jewel of the Dingo Isles. He was in a pot, along with two other Pot Puppies, that was dropped into a chamber in the temple of the Dingo Isles that the crew of the Bocoe was in. McCoy, Kinnie Boots, and Merci saved the puppies from a group of skeletons that dropped down around them as well as the room itself which was quickly filling with fire. After the adventure each of them adopted one of the pups each and McCoy named his puppy Cooper. Several months passed between The Dingo Isles and The New Crew and Cooper grew a lot while being trained by McCoy. He was not a fan a Maelstrom and would bark at him when near. Once the Bocoe arrived at Laeyuleaugh Cooper went to shore with McCoy and during a battle successfully attacked several enemies with McCoy's help. Part of his tail was blasted off, making it shorter, but this seemed to only make Cooper angrier. After the battle Cooper returned to the ship with McCoy. While leaving Laeyuleaugh they were attacked by a ship captained by Virgo Sunsword. McCoy gave Cooper helm of the ship and during the battle ordered Cooper to crash the Bocoe into the other vessel. Cooper did so successfully and caused several enemy elves to go overboard. Near the end of the battle an Elf approached him, but Cooper attacked the Elf knocking him away. Eventually McCoy gave Cooper the order to release control of the ship and return to him. Cooper did so and darted across the deck and jumped onto the other ship and went to McCoy. Cooper's status is unknown, as the Crew of the Bocoe would have been found by Bopen, but it is unknown whether Bopen allows animals on his ship.

Pot Puppies[edit]

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Along with Cooper there were two other Pot Puppies that were dropped into a chamber in the temple of the Dingo Isles, these were taken by Kinney Boots and Merci and were never named. They were shown again in The New Crew when Kinney took both hers and Merci's puppy when she left.



The Sunswords[edit]

Annihilus the Living Death That Walks[edit]

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Annihilus is a Pot Puppy found by Kallark in The Sunswords. Annihilus was briefly turned into a Hellhound when Dave accidentally shot a Fireball at Kallark. Annihilus reverted back into a friendly Pot Puppy after expelling all of its fire in a flame breath attack directed towards Kallark. During the The Silvermine Mountains, Annihilus was left outside the mountain while Kallark talked with Gwyneth Sunsword. While his fate is unknown, it is presumed he survived the mountain's collapse.


Fizzy Wizzy[edit]

TSS

Fizzy Wizzy is an Elf Wizard who is a member of the Sunblades. Fizzy Wizzy is shown to have an extreme case of pyrophobia. His fear is so severe that he even tries to avoid things that are flammable. In an ironic twist of fate, his only known ability is Fireball. Fizzy Wizzy was stunned at the appearance of the Flame Spooky (likely due to his fear of fire) and immediately incinerated.


Goggles[edit]

TSS

Goggles is one of the Kobold prisoners that was being taken to the Silvermine Mountains in The Sunswords. Goggles absolutely loves Gnomes. He wishes he was born a gnome and feels like he is a gnome on the inside. He also loves Treasures seemingly equally as much. He often tries to steal from others, especially Bob, as he wants another Ring of Fire. Goggles is a notorious liar and is very insistent when trying to get something that he wants. About two weeks before The Sunswords, Goggles was arrested for attempting to steal from an Elven town, and sentenced to the Silvermine Mountains. At the end of The Sunswords, Goggles was released because of his contribution to the combat with the Porcs that Jakelad summoned. Goggles also gave his Ring of Fire to Bob and, in return, Bob gave one of his Rings of Fire to Goggles as a sign of friendship.

Greeky[edit]

TSS

Greeky is a Greenskin Goblin merchant first encountered in The Sunswords. Greeky is a goblin merchant first seen shortly after the group gets past the Ytt canyon, whilst they were resting in a cave. He and his brother approached Bob, Dave, Kallark and Xavius, with the intent of selling several treasures, including a Tambok Ticket. At first, he acts friendly, offering them a discount and trying to talk to Bob, a Gnome, to maintain peace. However, as the Elves lose their patience, the pair decide to use Disguise to pretend to be Elves and sell their wares. When this fails, Bob leaves, and the Elves disarm Greeky's brother and then kill him. Greeky destroys his Tambok Ticket and tries to run away, but is pulled back by Xavius. As he pleas for his life, the group decide that having an extra prisoner would impress Gwyneth, with Kallark wanting to see him eaten by Jakelad. He was then thrown in with the other prisoners.

When the group was at the bridge, trying to gain passage from the Ogre, Phineas, mad with power, decides to force Bob, who had objected to killing the goblins, to take Greeky away and kill him. Bob, still against the idea of killing a goblin, decided to release Greeky instead.

Ian Bates[edit]

TSS

Ian Bates was one of the elves in Gwyneth Sunsword's party during The Sunswords. Ian Bates was a new recruit into the Sunsword army and was, therefore, lacking confidence and proper knowledge about combat. Being the new recruit, his role in the group was to simply follow the orders of his commanders, often being the direct subordinate of Xavius. His duties under Xavius' command were to load the cargo and to do weapons maintenance. Ian Bates was accidentally shot in the chest by Bob causing him to start bleeding out. Ian was almost killed by a giant boulder rolling down the canyon, but he was saved by Xavius using Draggin Lightning. By this point, however, Ian was unconscious from blood loss, and when Bob's next bow shot accidentally went towards Xavius, the self-serving Thane attempted to protect himself using Ian as a human body shield. The arrow killed Ian and wounded Xavius. Ian was later buried by Xavius and Rufio in a makeshift, four foot grave, only covered over by a boulder. Dave then paid his respects to Ian and promised him an extra special part in his fan fiction, Boyfriend Quest, before the party moved on.

Mormo[edit]

TSS

Mormo Frotham was one of the prisoners that was being taken to the Silvermine Mountains by Gwyneth Sunsword and her party in The Sunswords. Mormo is a male Kobold with what appeared to be a small, pencil moustache, but Mormo said it was whiskers. However Mormo is a known liar and it is unknown if he was telling the truth or not. He also wears a wide brim top hat. Mormo loves touching people's faces, especially those of Elven children. It is thought that he is a pedophile for this reason. He does not like beards, but will touch people's faces even if they have beards. Mormo is a highly competent fighter and fights with three swords. One in each hand and one in his mouth. During The Sunswords, Mormo is being escorted to the Silvermine Mountains by Gwyneth and Alpha Squad. When two Kobold children named Unter and Gunter are rescued from a burning building, they are put in the prison car with the rest. And while Mormo takes care of them he is shocked at the affection the two children receive from Kallark. And when he learns that he plans to adopt the two orphans be and the other Kobolds have a change of heart. Because of this when the squad is gravely outnumbered by Jakelad's Porc Army, Mormo leads the prisoners and fights off the Porcs. This in turn earns him and the other prisoners their freedom.

Ms. Barringster[edit]

Ms. Barringster is the mother of Templeton Barringster VII and Phineas Barringster. Not much is known about her, other than her fondness for baking Elven Sugar Cookies, but with oatmeal and grapes as ingredients. These Sugar Cookies still retain their magical properties, but are unliked by Phineas and his cousin Xavius. It is unknown if Xavius is her nephew on her side, or her husband's side.

Rebooc[edit]

TSS

Rebooc is a Kobold Wizard, who was one of the prisoners in The Sunswords being taken to the Silvermine Mountains. Rebooc is unable to speak common tongue and so only says "Kobold" over and over. He as such is unable to communicate effectively with races other than Kobolds. It is thought that he is insane and was sent to prison for going on a crazy murder rampage, but it is unclear as he has no sheet saying why he was arrested. He does show a friendly and likable personality. Gunter and Unter show affection for him and said that they wanted to live with him instead of Kallark and so he adopted them. Rebooc kept to himself for a majority of the campaign. More concerned with repeatedly saying the word Kobold rather than contributing to the lives around him. Nonetheless he is moved by the actions of Kallark and his adoption of Unter and Gunter and helps the party chase off Jakelad's Porc army. At the end of The Sunswords, Rebooc volunteered to go into the prison wagon and be taken to the Silvermine Mountains as a prisoner. His current status is unknown after the collapse of the Silvermine Mountains.

Zack "Cando" Condu[edit]

TSS

Zack "Cando" Condu is an elven warrior in Gwyneth Sunsword's party. He enjoys giving sales pitches to people about buying a condo, hence his name, although he is very bad at it. Zack is a happy go lucky kind of guy with a can do attitude. Even when he makes mistakes he keeps on trying to correct them and do better. Although he is incompetent at giving sales pitches he keeps trying. He also has some badass moments in combat, for example in The Sunswords he pulls an arrow right out of his foot and continues to fight unhindered. After The Sunswords, Zack continues to work for Gwyneth in her party. However, it seems as if he abandoned The Sunswords sometimes in between The Sunswords and The Silvermine Mountains. He is likly a reference to the condo sales man in the original Unforgotten Realms, the animated show Rob made.

The Unseen Rogues[edit]

Chase[edit]

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Chase is a dwarf who appeared in The Unseen Rogues. Categorized by being hot headed and jealous, Chase is a member of Omally's mob. He has an on-and-off relationship with Neena Brando, even though he is fully aware of Neena being "faithless" in her relationships and loves her all the more for it. Chase and assorted members of the Unseen Rogues are sent to retrieve a vase that was stolen from one of Omally's museums by Mona's band. Knowing Mona's plans to sell the vase back to Omally to settle her debt, he confronts the group outside her house to try and steal the vase from them. During the hustle however the vase smashes and the group retreats after fellow gang member Lester joins their side. He returns to Omally only to find that Lester has told Mona's band how to break into Omally's vault. So he and his gang set out again to head them off, breaking into Mona's house and beating her until the band returns from the heist. He escorts the entire ensemble back to Omally where they begin to try and kill him. During the fight Nate Tack casts Blanket of Darkness over Chase causing him to lose his mind and turn on Omally before getting finished off by Thea Mazing.

Lester[edit]

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Lester was a Dwarf Monk who was a member of the gang known as the Unseen Rogues. He was continually forced to act against his will under the threat of death at the hands of the gang's leader, Omally. At some point, Lester had learned the culture and language of the Magicians. Lester, along with many other Dwarves under the command of Omally, waited outside of Mona's house for her Band to return from their heist. Once they returned, Chase initiated a personal bout with Nate Tack, which resulted in an all out brawl between both of the gangs. During this, Lester was impressed by the band and once the battle had concluded, Lester offered his services to them. After learning that he speaks Abracadab, the Band agreed to have him join under the condition that he would translate for Thea Mazing. He and Thea bonded over their language and their equal threat under Omally. Eventually, right before the Band's next heist, Thea and Lester were married by Nate. However after the successful heist, the Unseen Rogues were, once again, at Mona's house and forcefully brought the band to Omally's tower. There the band fought against Omally, but when Omally activated the tower's dragonfire, Lester was burnt alive in front of Thea's very eyes.

Kobold Headhunters[edit]

Karazim[edit]

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Karazim is a Kobold Monk and friend of Romulus, who helps him enact his vengeance upon Omally murdering his grandfather and parents in Kobold Headhunters. Oddly enough, he refuses to say "Karazim" after stating his own name several times prior.



Noxel's Squire[edit]

KHH

Noxel's Squire is an unnamed Gobolf who was first seen in Kobold Headhunters. He was an enormous fanboy of Noxel and aspired to be a Berserker just like him. Noxel's Squire has the appearance of a Gobolf, but Noxel put his Burlap Waist Sack over his head, so he didn't have to look at him or listen to him breathe. Noxel's Squire is extremely nerdy and timid around most people. He's constantly stuttering and thinking about what to say around others. He's also reluctant to go into combat alone. Noxel's Squire has asthma, which causes him to breathe very heavily, constantly. He had no skills to start, but Noxel taught him the ways of the Berserker as he travelled with them. He was also very frail, and would be easily wounded by attacks. After the group defeats the three Monks of Karazzim, Noxel's Squire appears and offers his services to Noxel. He says he is a big fan of Noxel, and wants to be a Berserker just like him, claiming to be only half Goblin, with the other half being Kobold. Although Noxel's Squire is not a natural Berserker (as he has a living Mother he saw that week), Noxel optimistically takes Noxel's Squire as his squire, to the dismay of Kopie Ren, who temporarily stops copying Noxel. Jack Krysstal attacks Noxel's Squire as soon as he sees him, but Noxel is able to stop any further attack on him, which confuses Romulus. He then teaches Noxel's Squire "Buckle Slave" and Ravanger, and gives him his spare Scimitar. During the Battle with the Scrooges, Noxel's Squire was heavily hit by Noxel. Kopie came up to Noxel and performed a Cleave, which attacked everything nearby, to kill 2 Scrooges. Unfortunately, Noxel's Squire was also nearby, and near death. With Romulus unwilling to use Serenity in case of emergency, and Noxel unable to take the hit, Noxel's Squire was cleaved along with the two Scrooges, and died. His body was later cooked by Kopie, who had gone back to copying Noxel after Noxel's Squire's death, and eaten by the party.


Romulus' Grandfather[edit]

KHH

Romulus' Grandfather is a minor character in Kobold Headhunters. He was a male Kobold Monk who was murdered by his Dwarven student, Omally, years prior. This caused his grandson to seek vengeance by using the Vampire Locket worn by his grandfather to alter places with another person to fight Omally. However, after failing, Romulus spoke to the spirit of his grandfather through a ritual that allowed his Nimbus Familiar form to become sentient. His grandfather was furious with Romulus' failure and decided to shun him as a nimbus, refusing to help him any more.

It is speculated that Romulus resembles his grandfather greatly, as Omally mistook them when he appeared through the Locket, although it is also possible that Romulus bore a lot of resemblance to his father, as it was stated that Omally killed both of his parents as well as his grandfather.

Romulus' grandfather supposedly said a large number of proverbs, many of which seem to make little sense, although it is possible that in the right context, they may make more sense. This is known as Romulus would regularly say in Kobold Headhunters, "As my granddaddy used to say..." followed by one of these proverbs, much to the confusion of the others.

Note: For a full list of his proverbs, see List of Romulus' Grandfather's Proverbs

The Zarlin Catacombs[edit]

Alfie[edit]

TZC

Alfie was brought back to life as a puppet by Morgana Marie after she used the Spirit Vessel spell on one of the skeletons in the Zarlin Catacombs. He was confused at seeing Gnomes, one of the "lesser races," inside the Zarlin Temples, clearly unaware of how long he had been dead. Upon the resurrection of the Unnamed Resurrected Beenu, the two spoke for a short while, before the URB started to ask Morgana questions about his new existence. After seeing her force him to dance for her, Alfie tried to escape, but only made it to the doorway before the spell caused him to turn into a pile of bones.

Franky Rosebud[edit]

TZC

Franky Rosebud is a male Gnome Berserker who appeared in The Zarlin Catacombs. After defeating a group of robots, finding treasure and making their way past several traps, the tour group consisting of Bromas, Sergio Fabioso, Fantastico Fabioso, Raynel and Morgana Marie arrived at a room within the catacombs, at which point Franky, thinking they were robots, threw a piece of fruit at them, hitting Bromas in the face. After clearing up the misunderstanding, he was able to convince Morgana to take some of his rotten fruit as a souvenir. Due to Sergio's advances upon him, and the group getting distracted by some resurrected Beenu, Franky left, and met an Elemech who also happened to be in the catacombs. However, the Elemech, enraged by the rotten fruit that was sold to him, started chasing Franky. In an attempt to protect him, Sergio fired an arrow at the Elemech, missing and hitting Franky through the chest, killing him.

Jamey Cuckoo[edit]

TZC

Jamey Cuckoo was the name that the Unnamed Elemech called the purple robot and it seemed the elemech disliked the robot as well. It lived in the Zarlin Catacombs along with the only one who can teach people how to use the ability "Mind Fist". Or it used to until it was destroyed, passing down "Mind Fist" to a Gnome named Fantastico Fabioso.


Prism[edit]

TZC

Prism is a Gemling with a red-pink hue, and a slight glow that was found by Morgana Marie in The Zarlin Catacombs. As the party explored the Zarlin Catacombs, they encountered the Unnamed Elemech, and engaged it in battle. As they managed to nullify its invisibility and chain it to the ground, it surrendered, and offered Prism in exchange for letting it escape. They agreed, and the Elemech threw Prism at a light in the corner of the room, smashing it, and running off. Morgana Marie approached Prism, and befriended him. Prism then helped the party, opening a door with a complex lock mechanism that relied on using a Gemling. When Morgan tried to use Prism to open a door with a similar mechanism, he instead fell straight through, as the lock hadn't been properly built in. Bromas, after being turned into a Kobold and possessed by a Cursed Muddy Billhook, became obsessed with trying to steal and eat Prism, even ordering Steven, his Pot Puppy to fetch him. Prism wasn't eaten, however, and, with the help of Glamourous, the group was able to get through the door, and Morgan recovered him.

However, as they prepared to leave the catacombs, they were faced with the Beenu Warmachine. After a long and hard-fought battle, they managed to force it to retreat, but, when throwing the rest of his apples at the machine, Morgan fell into the deep crevasse, and was killed. Prism survived the fall into the giant pit, but remains trapped there with Steven the Pot Puppy, whose soul is inside a Soul Puppet and the Beenu Warmachine.

Unnamed Resurrected Beenu[edit]

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The Unnamed Resurrected Beenu, or URB, was a member of the Beenu race who was one of two brought back from death by Morgana Marie in the Zarlin Catacombs (the other being Alfie). URB had been dead for hundreds if not thousands of years before being resurrected by Morgana and was very uncomfortable with his new existence. He was very distressed until Morgana dispelled his existence.

The New Crew[edit]

Rupert Beerstein[edit]

TNC

Rupert Beerstein was a Kobold who appeared in The New Crew, who wanted to join the Crew of the Bocoe when McCoy delivered a speech in the tavern. He claimed to be able to triple-wield, and said that his 3 favourite methods of killing were all stabbing, but only carried a billy club, whip/lasso and slingshot. He also told McCoy that he had killed over a million men, before changing the number to 2 million. McCoy told Rupert that he was considering letting him on board, before Maelstrom also appeared, and then killed Rupert brutally by slashing his knees, stabbing him in the eye and then stealing his weapons.

The Silvermine Mountains[edit]

Rupert[edit]

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Rupert was a Dwarf imprisoned in the Silvermine Mountains who Unter stated would bully him and try to take his lunch. During the prison riot caused by Kallark, in The Silvermine Mountains, Rupert attempted to break the Anti-Magic Collar around his neck using a pickaxe. However, as he was unable to escape, and didn't join the Cult of Bones with Khn'n-Rell, it can be assumed that he died when the mountain collapsed.



Tom[edit]

Tom is a mutual friend of Gwyneth Sunsword and Kallark. He was called by Gwyneth in The Silvermine Mountains to do something about Kallark since everyone thought he was crazy due to him talking to Carlos. When Kallark found out that Tom had been called, he was not happy and called Tom "a dick".

Season Two[edit]

Woodcarvers[edit]

Harold Stonemason[edit]

Harold Stonemason was the husband of Alessa Stonemason and the father to their two twin children, Heathera Stonemason and an unnamed son. However, when the twins were born, he kidnapped his own son and sacrificed him in an attempt to become Ageless. When Alessa found him, she saw that he had been turned into a monster and killed him. Near the ashes of her sacrificed son, she found an Amulet of Bones that presumably belonged to Harold, and has kept it ever since.

Lizzy Langstrom[edit]

Lizzy Langstrom was the wife of Michael Langstrom and the mother to their son, Taylor. She disappeared a long time ago in a Harpy raid on the town of Waldon, and presumed dead thereafter.

Rupert[edit]

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Rupert was a Dwarf working as a guard in the town of Waldon in Woodcarvers. He tells the lumberjacks that they cannot work unless they deal with the fungal infestation in the forest. He seems to know all of the lumberjacks. He was the true lover of Jormr's wife Sheila and the father of her child. Whenever Jormr would leave the village to go lumberjacking with the others he would have relations with Sheila. When the dragon Golestandt flew over the town of Waldon, he was turned Ageless and killed by Jormr, his parting words to Jormr was letting him know he would "take care" of his wife.


Sheila[edit]

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Sheila was a Dwarf who was the wife of Jormr and the mother of Jormr's Stepson. She lived in the town of Waldon with Jormr, but only used him for money, cheating on him with Rupert and lying to him by telling him that he was the father of her son. When Golestandt flew over the town, she was killed and reincarnated as a mindless Ageless being, and was killed by Jormr, although not before first killing his pet Blood Cobra which she despised.


Vitali Zankovich's Children[edit]

Vitali Zankovich had three children with his wife Wanda, two daughters and a son. One daughter grew up to be a great Magician, whilst the other became a Wizard, resulting her being hated and outcast from the family. The son married the daughter of an heiress to the largest hat factory in Abracadab, and had a son named Mikael. This son and his wife were later killed by 15 bandits, whilst delivering a shipment of hats, leading to Mikael being forced to live with his grandparents. The whereabouts of the other two children are unknown.

Wanda Zankovich[edit]

WC

Wanda Zankovich was the wife to Vitali Zankovich, mother and grandmother to their children and grandchildren, who first appeared in Woodcarvers. She was from Abracadab and only spoke the language and not common tongue. She used to be the assistant during Vitali's years as a Magician, but settled down in Waldon where she collected Hat Rats. Sadly, she met her end when Golestandt was released and flew overhead, turning her into a mindless Ageless. Her spirit was released after Vitali defeated her form.

Okagnoma Guild Hall[edit]

Bernardo Fabioso[edit]

OGH

Bernardo Fabioso is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. He shares a last name with both Sergio Fabioso and Fantastico Fabioso. He is quite a show off as he casts all of his spells with a flex.



Bertha Marie[edit]

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Bertha Marie is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. She shares her last name with Morgana Marie. During the campaign she fell in love with and made love to Buzz Dinglefizz but as the campaign continued she grew more detached to him as he tried to choke her while in the Blood Snake Cave. She also began to hate Lola van Drych after she attacked her when she had lost her clothes and tried to put on one of her dresses. At the end of the campaign during the fight with Dalfgan, she was devastated to find out that Buzz was truly a Believer as he had lied to her about not being one and was almost killed as she began to fall apart, but she managed to pull herself together and Enlarged herself and was ready to fight Dalfgan with the other students but was knocked unconscious by Lola before she could attack.

Finicky Doolips[edit]

OGH

Finicky Doolips is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. He is quite an ugly student and is one of Thomas' only friends. During the first encounter he was the student chosen to assist the party in the battle against the Bullogre but during the fight he just hid in the corner. During the end of the campaign he was "killed" by the fog caused by Dalfgan, and was left unconscious when it was revealed to be an illusion by Nisovin.

Jezebel Cake[edit]

OGH

Jezebel Cake is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. She shares a last name with Patrick Cake. During the campaign she was asked by Professor Duncan to stay after class because of her looks and during the final encounter with Dalfgan she ran away.



Jonathan Blant[edit]

OGH

Jonathan Blant is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. He shares a last name with Jameson Blant. During the campaign he was revealed to not have good magical capabilities and during the Best In Show competition all he could do was break dance but it was pointless when he accidentally cast Lascene freezing time and making no one able to see his performance. During lunch Thomas attempted to befriend him and, in turn, Jonathan called him racist slurs and when he attempted to punch Thomas he failed and Thomas turned it into a hug making him reveal all of his problems to him, such as the scar on his face being given to him by his mother, and became friends with Thomas. Afterwards he bought E.X.P. from Suzanna Sophia Sorrella and tried to not allow his new friend Thomas to have some but ended up sharing with him after he had already used some. For the rest of the campaign he and Thomas became best friends and constantly shared drugs with each other. During the final encounter he decided to man up and stay to fight Dalfgan.

Lenny[edit]

Lenny, also known as Lenny the Great, was one of the three most powerful wizards named by Thomas in Okagnoma Guild Hall.

Luma Pie[edit]

OGH

Luma Pie is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. Not much is known about her other than that she was almost "killed" during the final encounter with Dalfgan.




Ooo[edit]

Ooo, also known as Intricate Circle Wizard, was one of the three most powerful wizards named by Thomas in Okagnoma Guild Hall. Instead of letters, they designate themselves using an intricate series of circles, and they are a master of 'Circle Magic'.

Reggie Feverbottom[edit]

OGH

Reggie Feverbottom is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name.




Robbie "Rob" Bobertson[edit]

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Robbie "Rob" Bobertson is a Gnome student that attends the Okagnoma Guild Hall and first appears in the campaign of the same name. He shares a last name with Bob.



Steve I[edit]

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Steve I is a Porc who was originally going to be dissected by Professor Duncan's class but when the class refused he became a student and had his tuition payed by Thomas. During Okagnoma Guild Hall he made the sludge pit for Professor Duncan's class so they could make there own Porcs and was befriended by Thomas. The Porc made by Steve I was an overweight Porc whom he named Steve III. He and Steve III were not allowed to attend Nisovin's final class.




Vladistaff[edit]

Vladistaff was one of the three most powerful wizards named by Thomas in Okagnoma Guild Hall, although Professor Spydly Spyderson disagreed with Thomas about whether Vladistaff was one of the top three or not.

Murder Bros[edit]

Beautitrice[edit]

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Beautitrice was a resident of Silverflats and appeared in the Murder Bros Campaign. She flirted with Johnny Feo and showed great attraction to him, probably because she was drunk, and when Johnny fell unconscious due to being drunk off E.X.X.X.P. she had her way with his body. During the battle at Silverflats, she was killed by Johnny's High Noon.


Sally[edit]

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Sally was a resident of The Silverflats and appeared in Murder Bros. During the campaign, Orvan Weiss attempted to ask her what she knew about trains so he could get information about the heist he and his party were planning, but due to her being drunk she attempted to flirt with him. All this did was make him uncomfortable because she was a Dwelf and Orvan stated he does not like to date any kind of Elf out of fear he may be related to them due to how old he is. His aforementioned old age caused her to call him "Daddy" and she began to fondle him, making Orvan even more uncomfortable, causing him to abandon the conversation and tag in his Bone Wizard Commander called Ted who he had wear a disguise, and she began to fondle it being unaware of the fact that it was a skeleton. During the battle at Silverflats, both her and Ted were absent.

Ted[edit]

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Ted is a Bone Wizard Commander whom belonged to Orvan Weiss and appeared in Murder Bros and Buckeroos. During Murder Bros he was used by Orvan to get him out of an uncomfortable situation with a patron of the bar named Sally, who was flirting with Orvan when he tried to get information about trains for the heist he and his party were planning. When Ted was tagged in, Sally was unable to see through his disguise due to her being drunk and she began to flirt with and fondle him, thus causing Orvan to leave the two alone, abandoning Ted. When the Murder Bros are starting to lose men at the end of Buckeroos, Borracho blows into a pocket whistle from the Realm of Holding and calls forth Ted and an Earth Elemental to the battle.


The Barkeep[edit]

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The Barkeep was a resident of The Silverflats and appeared in Murder Bros. He owned the bar that the party was in at the start of the campaign. When he was questioned by Conner who wanted to get information for the heist he and his party were planning, he also questioned him about another patron at the bar named Snitch McGitch who he was suspicious of. The Barkeep then told him that Snitch was a snitch and that one time he had talked to him about thoughts about spending time away from his wife due to him wanting some change in his life, and even though he wasn't sure about it Snitch went straight to his wife and told her about it making her leave him. During the battle at Silverflats, he attempted to escape the Train Station by leaving through a door in the back but was met with two Kobold Cartel members, and when he tried to roll out of the way of their shots, he accidentally rolled right in front of a train and was killed.

The Duchess[edit]

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The Duchess was a resident of The Silverflats and appeared in Murder Bros. She was the wife of Snitch McGitch and was alluded to have been the wife of The Barkeep before there falling out. She was described to be very hideous, but her husband Snitch described her as being very "Beautitrice". During the battle at Silverflats the Duchess tried to hold up in the bar with her husband but was killed when she failed to role out of the way of Empusa's rifle shot and was killed. The Murder Bros referred to her as "The Duchess of Whales", due to her horrible appearance.


The Cobblers[edit]

Bourbon[edit]

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Bourbon is a Low Bear that was relaxing outside of the cave by Chossals. During the campaign he was seen scratching his butt against a rock, Reginald Barringster III said that he is friendly to the locals but does not like him at all, stating the last time he approached him he tore off his arm. When approached by Borris Cobbler and he greets him by name, Bourbon questions him on how he knows his name, he then asks if he and his family are purging the Goblin menace from the caves. Borris responds saying aboslutely and then asks if Bourbon could assist them, telling him that the goblins were saying insults to him. Bourbon understands and asks Borris to go on, to which he asks if he would like to come and kill the goblins. Bourbon then states that he doesn't believe him and that this is not his fight to interfere with.

Divine Child Layla[edit]

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Layla is a divine child of Golestandt who takes on the form of an Elf, like her sibling, Anthahall. Borris Cobbler had a dream, in which Layla and Rohbear Leomaris, King of the Elves, marry.





King Rohbear Leomaris[edit]

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Rohbear Leomaris is known as the 'first of the Elves', who reigns as their King. Borris Cobbler had a dream, in which Leomaris and Layla married, in the first union between the Elven and Divine races.






The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One[edit]

J.J.[edit]

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J.J., or J., is an Elf that works in the Lobby of The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry. He has a large quiff, and a moustache growing from his nose hair. He brings Quintara Lotus her tea by taking stairs that take 20 minutes to climb, which bypasses the trap-filled floors. He looks after the artifacts that were scavenged from the Zarlin Catacombs and the Tower, and is planning to open up a gift shop. He created the room on the third trap floor, with the Skeleton Key and sandstone walls. J.J. bears a strong resemblance to Sergio, which was probably intended to prank the audience.



Lance[edit]

Lance is a member of the Paladin Order that was mentioned by J.J. in The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One. He knew about the existence about the Zarlin Catacombs before J.J. "discovered" it.

Queen Maria Gandolin[edit]

Queen Maria Gandolin was mentioned by Coober in The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One. She has some kind of connection to Reesi Gandolin and owns seven cats named Lord Muffins, Lady Cupcake, Duke Dougfree , Baron von Mittens, Dutchess , Millybillies and Prince Fluffybottom.

Rodney The Lionia Statue[edit]

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Rodney is a Lionia Statue that came to life during The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One. He asked the group many riddles, and when they were done, he said "Thank you for answering my questions" and left.

The players themselves did not answer riddles, but instead answered Coe related questions, as his internet had died, and these questions would have been used in Coober's quiz.



Unexpected Discovery[edit]

Duncan[edit]

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Duncan was a Porc who escaped with the group from the Whelpling in Unexpected Discovery. He was the only Porc, besides Pombo, to have a known name. He ran through the arrow trap hall and almost died. It is implied that he is brothers with a certain skull collecting Porc, but claims to have lost him long ago. He also is extremely durable to have also been the Porc who survived being crushed by the boulder. He is revealed to have died later sometime after Unexpected Discovery by Rumbles in Den of Devils.



Buckeroos[edit]

Crazed Miners[edit]

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As the Law got deeper in the Murder Mines, Jax Blartowitz finds a lantern on the ground. When he uses the lantern he spots three crazed miners. Sly Johnson uses his psychic abilities to read their minds and discovers that they have lost their minds. Their minds are described as sporadic and Sly can tell that they have been in the mines for too long. Jax approaches one of them and asks for ID but he responds with strange noises so Jax walks away. Sly then informs Jax that they are not good in the head and the two begin to have a discussion. Jax continues to try and press for information out of the miner but continues to only get nonsense. Jax asks Sly if he would like to talk to him but he refuses, as Sly gets closer however the miner begins to bark at him. Jax tells him to relax and then the miner cowers into the corner. As the rest of the group approaches the miner he begins to run around on all fours like an animal. The group discusses what to do with the miners and the miner begins to sniff around. As he is sniffing he pushes Jax out of his way to get to Sly and starts rubbing his head on Sly's legs. Sly takes out his whiskey to see if that is what he wants and the miner begins to his at him so Sly pulls out his bag of beetles and the miner shows that he likes it. Sly gives him the bag and the three miners begin to push at each other all trying to eat the beetles from the bag to the complete disgust of the group. The miners then begin to follow Sly until they get to where the Murder Bros are. Moments later the miners return with sticks of dynamite and suicide bomb the Murder Bros dealing immense damage.

The Fall of Dundinborough[edit]

Brian[edit]

One of the bad candy-bearing men from Bearo's story to Prince Phineas Dundinborough who handed out throat-melting candies.

Buckles[edit]

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A trainee royal guard for the royal family of Dundinborough. He duels with Jeanie Jaredson, but as he swings at her, she judo throws him over her shoulder, into the paws of Bearo. He asks for Jeanie's raven mail address, and she happily gives it to him.





Dundinborough Royal Guard Trainee[edit]

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A trainee royal guard for the royal family of Dundinborough. She duels with Dai, but when she first swings at him she misses, so Dai tells her to put her sword against her face and try it like that, she tries again multiple times and fails, so Dai brings in Bearo to train with her but she fails again so Bearo tells her to keep practicing against the wall until she gets it right.


Dundinborough Royal Guard Trainee[edit]

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A trainee royal guard for the royal family of Dundinborough. He duels with Dyson, he informs Dyson that he already knows how to use a sword so Dyson puts on his Invisibility Cloak and goes around him, then Dyson stretches his arms around the guard to make him think that he is still in front of him. When the guard repeatably fails to hit him, Dyson takes off his Cloak and begins to tickle the guard.


Jimmie[edit]

One of the bad candy-bearing men from Bearo's story to Prince Phineas Dundinborough who handed out throat-melting candies.

Picklesworth[edit]

One of the good candy-bearing men from Bearo's story to Prince Phineas Dundinborough who handed out good candies.

Piemo[edit]

One of the good candy-bearing men from Bearo's story to Prince Phineas Dundinborough who handed out good candies.

Den of Devils[edit]

Dublin[edit]

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Dublin was one of Karl Landers' favorite Porcs, and as the Guild was fighting to pull Lunk back up to safety, while Whelplings breathed fire on them, Dublin took a shield from Nikers Fontain's body and used it to shield Karl from any damage. Dublin later got sucked into the portal by Nisovin's Wormhole, and survived the adventure.


Rumbles[edit]

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Rumbles was friends with Duncan, but after Duncan died, he was asked to bury him by Karl Landers. When he was burying him, however, he ate one of Duncan's arms. As the Guild explored the Den of Devils, they came across a river of molten gold, and, despite Nisovin's warnings of how dangerous it was, Rumbles went to stick his foot in the river, but Karl stopped him just in time. Rumbles later died fighting the Whelplings.



The Skeleton King[edit]

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Charles[edit]

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Charles is an Ageless Porc and is the Helmsman for Bopen's Pirate Crew. He delivers messages from Bopen himself to various members of the crew and is one of the only crew members who eats Luca's cooking.



Jamboree[edit]

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Jamboree is an Ageless Dwarf Berserker and is the assistant to Powder Monkey Tobias Cragg. He has worked on many ships in his past, in the past he committed mutiny and according to Clott the mutiny was justified. He is also an expert on canons but not on firing canons and ended up being a dedicated partner to Tobias but also thought about having a mutiny near the end of the campaign but remained loyal to his captain. He also proved himself to be an excellent Berserker, impressing the recruiters with a terrifying Bearserk, showing scars covering his entire body, assuring his seat in the crew.



Porc Recruit[edit]

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A Porc who came to the recruiters for Bopen's Pirate Crew. He was looking to become Ageless because he was dying. He enjoys strangling people to death. He had a chance to steer the ship for one of his previous crews but accidentally broke the wheel causing them to be adrift at sea momentarily. During this time the crew wanted him dead so he killed three of them. He also has an extreme hatred for Kobolds as one stabbed his eye out when he was singing a shanty that he was unaware was offensive to Kobolds. Luca took offense as he knew what shanty he was speaking of and tried to kill the Porc but he managed to run away.


Gnome Drug Addict[edit]

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A Gnome who approached the recruiters for Bopen's Pirate Crew. She came looking for E.X.P. and when she asked if they had any Tobias Cragg misinterpreted E.X.P. to be a shortened version of EXPlosive. Tobias excitedly showed her a vile of gunpowder which she thought was E.X.P. and they ran to the upstairs of the Inn to "have fun". Moments later an explosion was heard and Tobias returned to the recruiters covered in blood.



Patches[edit]

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Patches is a blind Dvergr Dvergr who approached the recruiters for Bopen's Pirate Crew. He came to ask to join the crew but Are'ani didn't want him to join as she doesn't trust blind people. When he revealed that he is a Dvergr Dvergr, Clott realized he can't join the crew as Dverg Dverg's cannot become Ageless. When they told him that they were Ageless he panicked and tried to run causing his to be stabbed. As he was bleeding out he turned into his stone form so he could survive. Later on he was shot out of a canon while still in his stone form and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Despite all the odds, Patches some how survived, though it is unknown how.

Fat Frank[edit]

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Fat Frank was an Ageless Keen Gnome who was the sous-chef to Luca. He was turned into an Ageless as a child and therefore still looks like a child, to make himself look older he wears and fake mustache and stubble along with a rub-on tattoo on his arm. He approached the recruiters for Bopen's Pirate Crew and explained to them that he was already an Ageless. When asked how he became an Ageless, he explained that when he was child his father went of fishing trips with him and sailed far away from the land, one day he fell off the boat and began to sink. Before he could die he was saved by an Ageless Mermaid who kissed him, thus turning him Ageless so he could live. He joined the crew and gained the respect of Luca when he was almost killed by Luca for dropping the ingredients to his soup after being attacked by a Behemoth, he turned Luca's gun making him shoot himself, he then dived into the water to retrieve the ingredients. He was later killed when Luca shot at one of the Behemoth's tentacles unaware to the fact that Frank was on the other side, shooting him in the head killing him.

Nader Leomaris[edit]

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Nader Leomaris is the brother to King Rohbear Leomaris and was seen in one of Are'ani's Dreamweaver visions. He was seen having an argument with his brother and was later exiled by his brother. The cane that was given to Are'ani by Bopen belonged to Nader.

Nader may or may not have some sort of connection with the Nader Gem.




Side Quest[edit]

Guild of Explorers[edit]

Big 'un[edit]

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Big 'un is a massive, towering subordinate of Duke Daring. Not too bright but extremely strong. Big'un was first seen in Duke Daring's party of adventurers. Duke talks with Jimmy Blant's party, quickly trying to get past them and well on their quest, but when the Carpet of Holding swallows him whole Big 'un is confused. When the rest of the party begins attacking, he follows suit. Eventually he too is swallowed up by the carpet. Eventually Jimmy tries to reason with Big 'un to great success. Big 'un is last seen being retrieved from the Carpet of Holding by Duke Daring. It is implied in Den of Devils that something happened to Big 'un.



Battle of the Bards[edit]

Grif[edit]

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Grif is a Noble Born Elf Dealer/Junkie who is portrayed by Deadbones during Battle of the Bards. He supposedly knew Lance Briggs as they were together in a band in a previous Battle of the Bards competition. He comes offering The Future Winners a drug called "E.X.P.". After supplying The Future Winners with EXP he was knocked to the ground and walked away.


Harold[edit]

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Harold is an Okagnoma Gnome who is portrayed by Deadbones during Battle of the Bards. He was waiting in the green room for his match when The Future Winners came in and started preparing for their own upcoming match, and seemed especially nervous about letting anyone near his box, which was later revealed to contain 5 Hat Rats, who were his friends and performed alongside him. However, in the middle of his match against Ziggy Ziggy and Iggy Iggy, The Future Winners, fuelled by E.X.P., stormed the stage and killed his Hat Rats and, after Harold's attempt at revenge failed, he ran off the stage in tears.


Iggy Iggy[edit]

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Iggy Iggy is a Stone Tail and is part of the band Ziggy Ziggy and Iggy Iggy. He is owned by Ziggy Ziggy and is able to play an Enchanted Keyboard.




Marcel[edit]

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Marcel is a Scarred Gnome mime who appears during Battle of the Bards. He was the first competitor to go up against The Future Winners, but before they had even gone up on stage, Popo spat acid into his face, causing him incredible pain. In the match, Marcel performed a routine of climbing an invisible ladder before diving off of it in an attempt to impress the crowd. However, his landslide loss caused him to leave the stage in defeat.


Sandy[edit]

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Sandy is a female Elf portrayed by Deadbones during Battle of the Bards. She was brought onto the stage by Lance Briggs to dance and help them win their impromptu match against Ziggy Ziggy and Iggy Iggy, and when they lost she helped drag Popo off the stage and later on remained with The Future Winners as a groupie.


Ski-gypsians[edit]

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The Ski-gypsians are a group of gunpowder-eating Porcs portrayed by Deadbones during Battle of the Bards. Their act supposedly involves a lot of gunpowder and very large cannons. They were the next band to go up after Ziggy Ziggy and Iggy Iggy vs Harold, and were meant to go up against The Future Winners, but due to Gear Man leaving the group and Vanessa Squishwitz having a heart attack, The Future Winners were forced to pull out of the competition. Despite getting a free pass, however, the Ski-Gypsians were unable to win the competition, as it was stated that Tiefa'ni was the winner.


Tiefa'ni[edit]

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Tiefa'ni is a very famous musician who is mentioned during Battle of the Bards. She has many supporters and is well known throughout the land. In the campaign, it was stated that she was the winner of the competition, and that Gear Man had become a member of her band.


The Blood Snake Queen[edit]

Job[edit]

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Job was a Porc that was a part of the group of Gnome bandits that appeared in The Blood Snake Queen. He was charmed by Dob into joining the mercenaries, but Slippery Knuckles Malone didn't trust him, and wanted to chop off his arms to make sure that he wouldn't turn on them and try to kill them. He managed to chop off the first arm, which was then cauterized by Dob to stop the bleeding, but when he tried to chop off the second, he accidentally swung for his neck, killing him. Dob then placed the stick he had been using to represent a penis into the wound in the top of his neck.

The Death of Virgo[edit]

Grand Flesh Weaver Smiggon[edit]

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Grand Flesh Weaver Smiggons is a Gnome that appears in The Death of Virgo. He is responsible for creating the Flesh Monstrosities, and leads a group of Gnomes that perform Flesh Weaving. Smiggons is an incredibly old gnome, and was described to appear at first glance like "an old radish sitting on top of a bag of potatoes." Smiggons is a jovial sociopath, who does not seem to have any sort of remorse for any of the crimes he's committed. Instead he's proud of his work, and laughs whenever newcomers try to ask him about it. He is very clearly out of his mind. Smiggons is first seen being ushered out by his grandson Todd. He tries to explain what he has done but before he can he is quickly Seismic Tossed by Virgo Sunsword, and reduced to a puddle of blood.

Rindell[edit]

Rindell was an Elven soldier and subordinate of Virgo Sunsword, who was a member of one of the two squadrons of elves that disappeared shortly before The Death of Virgo occurred. It was later discovered by Virgo and his men that Rindell had been killed and turned into part of the giant Flesh Monstrosity Calcium by Flesh Weavers. They were able to defeat Calcium, and subsequently learnt that Rindell and the other elves had been betrayed and turned over to the Flesh Weavers by Reginald Barringster III.

Simon[edit]

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Simon was the mute squire of Reginald Barringster III, who appears in The Death of Virgo, played by Deadbones. Simon as a character is a stereotypical child. He looks up to Virgo Sunsword heavily, and views him as his role model. He is very shy, as well as being easily frightened. Simon ventured with Reginald Barringster III and Virgo Sunsword's group to find the reason a village of Elves and two Elven rescue squads went missing. He was shy to answer Virgo's questions, often looking to Reginald for approval to communicate. Virgo, Ghana Ens Sin, Tennís and Nathaniel Granger often talked to Simon as if he were a pet, because of his mute condition. Simon was excited and amazed when Nathaniel's tamed Elaphelk managed to jump over the frozen lake. After safely crossing this lake and a quick altercation with Snobolds, Virgo attempted to fix Simon's vocal cords by squeezing Simon's throat and using Lay on Hands. However, Virgo accidentally snapped Simon's neck, leading to his quick demise.

Todd[edit]

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Todd is a Gnome NPC played by Deadbones in The Death of Virgo. He is a member of the Flesh Weaving Cult that resides in the cave, alongside his grandfather, Grand Flesh Weaver Smiggons, who leads the cult. Todd was shown to be very fidgety and nervous when he was faced by Virgo Sunsword and his squadron of elves. However, it is unclear if this is how he is all the time, or if it was a result of Virgo's presence. Todd is first seen eating lunch over a campfire with other Flesh Weaver Gnomes. However, when he leaves the group for a moment to pee in a corner of the cave, he is teleported by Cecilia Granger to Virgo Sunsword in an attempt to get information. Upon the shock of being teleported, and seeing one of his fellow Gnomes killed by the party, he screams, but is immediately stopped by Virgo. Virgo then forces Todd to lead them to their leader. Thereafter, Todd leaves and comes back with his grandfather Smiggons. After watching Virgo Sunsword kill his grandfather, Todd ran out of the cave, alongside all the other Flesh Weaver Gnomes.

Non-Canon Characters[edit]

Mike Jackson[edit]

Mike Jackson is the late Dwarf father of the Dwarven Siblings. He had pedophilic tendencies towards several of his offspring, which resulted in Sir Spankey killing him in front of Penwar. These sexual tendencies caused severe mental and physical damage to most of his children. At some point in his life, Jackson began hiding his real name from the public. He joined the George Clan and met Kormac.

Jackson's negative parenting style caused several problems within the family. Sir Spankey had several anger management issues, Inky and Blinky became very impressionable within proximity to father figures, and Penwar harbored hatred for Sir Spankey, as she still did not fully realize Jackson's actions until many years later.

The Many Gobos of Pat[edit]

Pattenborrow Threecircle's Family[edit]

Pattenborrow Threecircle's original family consisted of an unnamed wife, daughter and son. Not much is known of them other than they lived fairly well with Pat during his time as a member of the Paladin Order. Once Medusa took over the minds of the Dwarven Paladins, she sent them to kill Pat and his family for his magic immune necklace. Pat, alone, survived and lived in hiding after adopting several Goblins.

Medusa eventually found Pat and his new family, killing him and forcing his Goblins to fight in an arena. She took the guise of Heatherfol Threecircle and claimed to be the daughter of Pat. It is unknown if that was actually the name of Pat's daughter, or if Medusa simply created a false name.

Roamin the Paladin[edit]

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Roamin the Paladin is a tale told by the Paladins of the URealms world, and is regarded as a great warrior, but it is currently unknown if he truly existed or was completely fiction. One story told by an elf was that his parents were killed by Goblins. It is also states that he also had a theme song and a friend called Gaary. Roamin was also a crime solving, rank 11 Paladin.