Neena Brando

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Neena Brando
Campaigns The Unseen Rogues
SeasonsSeason One

Neena Brando is a Tall Dwarf Puppeteer, played by Deadbones during The Unseen Rogues.



Neena Brando is a female Tall Dwarf with pale skin, red eyes and two-toned hair in pigtails, with the right being pink and the left being light blue. She wears a dark purple corset over a purple dress and a light purple skirt that is parted in the front, dark purple stockings with purple trims, purple boots with golden buckles, and dark purple arm bands.


Neena has a very snarky, yet manipulative, attitude. She often tries to incite fights among other Dwarves while she slinks off away from the battle. This allows her to utilize her puppeteering from afar, never getting in the brunt of the battle, but usually leaves her open to being attacked from behind.

When not in battle, Neena often searches for various ways to please her sex drive, often offering to have intercourse with Nate Tack. She is also bisexual, and will offer anyone nearby to join her and her current partner.

Notable Attributes[edit]

Neena is linked to the kobold Romulus due to their linked vampire lockets. She knows everything about the kobold, including his memories.


Nate Tack[edit]

Nate is a member of the band and is the closest with Neena. Neena and Nate share a heavily sexual relationship, but do not regard each other as being in a relationship. While sneaking around on jobs, Neena would refer to Nate's opinion on their plan of action.


Darius is a member of the band and is the only male Dwarf in the town that Neena has had no sexual relationships with. While Neena did not like Darius' stories, often falling asleep to them or wandering off in boredom, she still offered to have intercourse with him. Darius refused these offers for unknown reasons, but this didn't seem to bother Neena.

Thea Mazing[edit]

Thea is a member of the band and was not very close to Neena. Neena did not understand Thea's original language, nor did she know of her original language, and regarded Thea as imbecilic. Neena did understand Thea's capabilities in combat, utilizing her puppetry skills to further improve Thea's magic.


Chase was a member of the Unseen Rogues and had sexual relationships with Neena. Chase regarded these relationships as something more than a fling, but was corrected by Neena. Due to this, Chase held very little reservations when he was tasked to forcefully bring in the band, even refusing Neena's offers.


Neena is mentally linked to Romulus via the Vampire Locket and will change places with him at specific times. The two know every detail about the other, including memory and feeling, which made Romulus very uncomfortable.

Character Inventory[edit]

Powers & Abilities Belongings


  • [{Race / Dwarf}]
  • [{Class / Puppeteer}]
  • [{Cornerstone / Sanguinian}]
  • [{Attribute / Nymphomaniac}]


  • [{Passive / Swift Feather Boots}]


  • [{Puppeteer / Lascene}]
  • [{Puppeteer / Mental Assault}]
  • [{Puppeteer / Shadow Puppet}]

Former Abilities[edit]

  • Puppet Master


  • [{Armor / Blood Aura Plate}]
  • [{Legendary / Final Gift}]
  • [{Treasure / Nobleborn Knife}]

Former Belongings[edit]

  • [{Armor / Leather Armor}]
  • Locket of a Loved One
  • Pocket Mirror
  • [{Potion / Healing Potion}]
  • Psychic Strings
  • Vampire Locket



The Unseen Rogues[edit]

After successfully stealing a vase from a local museum Neena and the rest of his party wait at a local restaurant for Thea Mazing who seems to have fallen behind. Thea returns and starts rambling in broken english about a "Tall Dwarf," however Neena chalks it up to a hallucination. The party continues to their "Grandma" Mona's house where they are halted by Chase and various members of the Unseen Rouges attempting to steal the vase from them. Chase, having had previous sexual relations with her attempts to flirt. However she brushes him off without a second thought. Nate Tack, durring the battle attempts to turn into birds and fly the vase out of harms way but in the process looses balance and instead smashes it. Despite reinforcements the Rogues are dealt with quickly, and they soon discover that Lester, a former member of the Rogues requests to defect to their party. They initially refuses however he accepts when Lester reveals that he can speak Abracadab, and therefore translate Thea's steady stream of "Yes's."

The party continues into Mona's house. Mona berates then for smashing the vase she planed to use to pay back her debt to Omally. Darius tries to make an excuse but to no effect. Mona instead fumes out of the room, trying to think of what to do next. Nate takes this opportunity to escort Neena to a bed room where be proceeds to have sex with her. This however is interrupted but Nate's girl friend walks in on the act. Enraged she begins to shout at Nate for being unfaithful, and his seeming inability to take her anywhere besides Timmy O's. Nate however ignores this and instead dumps her before returning to Neena. The Hat Rats that have long infested Mona's house come out to play and proceed to make Neena and Nate levitate. However the two are too busy to notice and instead leave it to their counterparts to deal with.

After they finish, the two begin to discuss future heists. Lester informs them of Omally's vault. Hidden behind a portrait of a nude female kobold. The party makes plans to raid it. While waiting for nightfall, Thea and Lester desired to get married at a local Timmy O's. Nate preforms the ceremony while Darius plays his Blunt Saxophone. Night having come, the party proceeds inside the museum where Omally's vault lies. Neena attempts to remove guards from their path by using Foreshadow Minds only to attract them to their location and start combat. During combat Neena find mysterious Vampire Locket which she promptly pockets. Once combat subsides the party takes all the gold they can carry and returns to Mona's house only to find it ransacked and Mona severely beaten by Chase and a band of Rogues. The party, surrounded, has no choice but to follow them to Omally's hideout. Omally threatens Thea to kill Mona but she refuses. The Omally sees that Lester joined their party and begins to attack, enraged. But before he can the locket begins to glow on her chest and Neena is then replaced by the Kobold monk Romulus.

Kobold Headhunters[edit]

Neena switched places with Romulus as the group had just begun fighting the Goblin bandits, as a result of both of their Vampire Lockets activating. She managed to successfully Lascene the enemies into an arrangement that would make them easy for Noxel and Kopie Ren to take down, but after several misses, both Noxel and Jack Krysstal going unconscious and a failed Foreshadow Minds, Neena ended up being swallowed by the Cow Frog. Whilst inside its belly, she captured the soul of a baby Goblin in her Bewitching Mirror, but was then transported back to finish her fight with Omally.


Neena was last seen subjugating the defeated Omally.


  • Neena Brando's name is a reference to Neena Thurman AKA Domino of the Marvel universe and Dio Brando of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
  • Neena is the first character to wear role-play armor as a bikini.
  • Neena was the original character to be featured on the Puppeteer's class cards in Seasons 2 and 3.
  • Neena is currently the only player character to be a Puppeteer. The only other known puppeteer character is Quinn Vemtari.