Porc Hunters/Quotes
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This is a selection of Quotes from Porc Hunters.
Contents
Player Quotes[edit]
Rob[edit]
- "Goddamned gem."
- - After the players repeatedly use the Wellforn Ruby to move great distances.
Ca-Rell[edit]
- "Theta Squad, strike!"
- - When ordering her squad to move out or commence an attack.
- "And Roamin, you get the burned and decayed corpse of your brother! Hurray!"
- - After rewarding DeNada and Elmar with treasures.
- "Yeah, we were the laughing stock, nobody liked us. You know, 'cause you always set fire to things, you're a complete asshole, and you're kinda grumpy sometimes, Coe."
- - Explaining to Elmar why he, Templeton and DeNada weren't liked.
DeNada[edit]
- "These things are heavy, don't make me move them around like this."
- - Coe complaining about having to move his tile in Tabletop.
- "I'm gonna summon a Shitlord."
- - When summoning an Earthlord.
- "Way to accidentally do a good job there, Bannister."
- - After Templeton wastes time putting out small fires with Wind Blast, only for it to actually be helpful, as the fires were creating more elementals.
- "So, my tent's been destroyed, I got hit by a meteor, I still don't have beer and pizza, I'm pretty pissed at this point, so I'm gonna summon a 2 by 2 Grand Fisting Event on this motherfucker right here."
- - Deciding to use his Grand Raven's Claw, after ranting about the bad things that have happened so far.
- "I'm complimenting your disguise, don't be a fucking asshole."
- - After telling Dave that his porc disguise is so good that it smells.
- "He drives an ice cream truck."
- - Explaining to Dave how Elmar got the name 'Chilly Wizzy.'
- "Bannister, could you move so I can see Justin better?"
- - When Roamin's puppet is between Coe and Justin's puppets.
- "We've got a whole alphabet of side plans."
- - Referencing the numerous plans that they have thought of whilst getting ready to meet Porbo.
- "I just came up with plan F: Fuck this, let's get outta here."
- - When faced with an army of porcs and two skelephelks, led by Porbo.
- "Hold on, let me try this, this is totally gonna work, alright, hold on. Haaaaaaaaaah."
- - Trying to call for his own skelephelks in the same way that Porbo did.
Elmar[edit]
- "Yeah, who is in charge here? Honest question."
- - After Ca-Rell asks Templeton who the leader is, rhetorically.
- "One man's fault is another man's..." [leaves]
- - When blamed by Rob for creating the flame spirit.
- "I keep accidentally murdering Daves!"
- - After accidentally hitting some of the reinforcements with his Fireball.
- "You know what? That'll be Plan E."
- - When DeNada suggests for Elmar to challenge Porbo to a game of Chilly Willy.
Templeton Barringster VII[edit]
- "I'm not getting anything for saving my brother?!"
- - When told by Ca-Rell that he is the only squad member that will not get a pay raise.
- "Oh, doubles, he goes to jail!"
- - After Chimera rolls the same number on both of his dice.
- "I care about Alexander, and you're just like, deleting him off the board as if it doesn't mean anything to me."
- - When Rob accidentally deletes one of Templeton's air sprites.
- "No, it's okay, yeah. Anthony and Amy are both, yeah, they're twins."
- - When two of his air sprites are killed at the same time.
- "No, sorry Xavier. Xavier understood what he was getting into when he was summoned, okay? All of them did."
- - When asked by Rob if he will take the hit for one of his air sprites.
- "Wait, so now we're just porc slaughterers?"
- - Templeton not wanting to kill the porcs.
NPC Quotes[edit]
Phineas Barringster[edit]
- "Please! Please let me come on your adventure, I won't get in the way. Chat would love it if I came on the adventure, why won't you bring me big brother?"
- - Phineas breaking the fourth wall whilst asking his brother if he could join them on their mission.
Dave[edit]
- "Look, the only thing I found is gonna interest your Earthlord guy over there."
- - Referencing DeNada's fondness for summoning 'Shitlords,' after searching Chimera's butt for treasure.
Porbo[edit]
- "Hey, guys! Come over here and look at this elf! Everybody come laugh at this elf! He gonna fight Porbo! HAHAHAHA!"
- - When Ca-Rell asks if he wants to fight.
Dialogue[edit]
- Rob: "I got a nine, you got a four, do I win?"
- Justin: "I think we all lose."
- - When Dave and Elmar play Chilly Willy.
- Templeton: "We've got a plan and a backup plan."
- Ca-Rell: "A plan and a backup plan, this is the most prepared we've ever been."
- Elmar: "We've got Plan A through D right now, it's insane!"
- Ca-Rell: "We've never been this prepared before in our lives."
- Templeton: "Hey, Justin, can you show me Plan D?"
- - Discussing their numerous plans whilst on their way to Porbo.
- Elmar: "Hey, Roamin, did you hear about Plan D?"
- Ca-Rell: "What's Plan D?"
- Elmar: "Deez nuts! Hahaha!"
- Ca-Rell: "Wow, that's great."
- DeNada: "Get fucked, Bannister!"
- Templeton: "I don't like that plan."
- - Elmar explaining Plan D to Templeton.
- Ca-Rell: "But listen, we brought shiny things for Porbo. We didn't– we're not tribute."
- Porc: "What's shiny thing? Is shiny thing tasty?"
- Ca-Rell: "Umm... Shiny thing is very, very pretty,"
- DeNada: "Yeah, look here" [Presents Private Ice Lord]
- Ca-Rell: "Look at shiny thing. Shiny man, oooh, shiny man!"
- Porc: "Oooh!"
- Ca-Rell: "Oooh!"
- DeNada: "Very shiny!"
- Porc: "Oooh!"
- Ca-Rell: "Oooh!"
- Elmar: "Oooh!"
- DeNada: "Oooh!"
- Templeton: "Oooh!"
- - Theta Squad tries to offer Private Ice Lord as a tribute to Porbo.
- Deadbones: "Actually, Roamin, you could get Coe off."
- Roamin: "You really saw that tension between us?"
- - When Deadbones suggests for Templeton to use his Grand Raven's Claw to get DeNada off the skelephelk.