Deputy Sly Johnson is a Tall Dwarf Lumberjack played by Coestar in Buckeroos. Sly is a hired Deputy that was commissioned by Sheriff Jax Blartowitz to help him investigate the town of Silverflats and the Murder Bros. Following the Murder Bros. arrest, Johnson joined Galen Sunsword's military regiment.
- 1 Characteristics
- 2 Relationships
- 3 Powers & Abilities
- 4 Belongings
- 5 Companions
- 6 History
- 7 Trivia
Sly Johnson is a male Tall Dwarf that has his long hair tied back in a ponytail, a handlebar mustache, goatee and stubble. Sly wears a short sleeve shirt under a vest with torn arm holes, a Deputy's badge, bandoleer, a neckerchief and a high crowned, hide brim hat.
Sly Johnson is a law abiding Dwarf, with a hidden power and the inability to let go of grudges. Sly has been a Deputy for many years and has grown accustom to the travelling lifestyle, never fully settling down and turning down the promotion to Sheriff. Sly also has the ability to read minds, using it in his deputy work to find criminals. He, however, keeps this ability a closely guarded secret, going out of his way to find alternative explanations to his knowledge.
Sly is very prone to holding deep grudges. He holds all Kobolds responsible for the death of his Wife, after one kobold delivering a piano accidentally dropped it on her. He also holds a grudge against his cousin Sallazar Thornblade, after the offending dwarf had relations with Sly's sister.
Sly has a good relationship with his client, Jax Blartowitz, and the other hired mercenaries.
With Jax Blartowitz, Sly has proven to be a faithful deputy, even going so far to remove the temptation of the criminal element from Jax.
With Lann McRoberts, Sly acknowledges his capabilities as a Sharp Swordsman, but doesn't interact with him much, beyond that.
With Reno Gillgully, Sly became fond of him due to his very to-the-point attitude.
Sly is extremely bitter towards the Murder Bros member, Borracho; the very kobold who had dropped a piano on his wife. His hatred towards the bandito is so deep that Sly has grown to hate most, if not all Kobolds. Although the death of Sly's wife had supposedly been an accident, Borracho has no qualms about making light of the incident and visibly enjoys jeering the vengeful dwarf.
Powers & Abilities
- Bag of Juicy Beetles: Eaten by the Crazed Miners
|Capable of Speech||No|
Sly Johnson was a young boy when he became a Deputy for Hire, traveling from town to town along the Wastes as a profession. As he grew older, Sly temporarily settled down with a Wife who as a pianist. However a Kobold, who was delivering a piano, accidentally dropped it on her, killing her. Sly then continued onward as a Deputy for Hire again. Eventually he was hired by Jax Blartowitz to investigate the town of Silverflats.
|Players||Coestar | Deadbones | Justin | Nisovin|
|Characters||Jax Blartowitz | Lann McRoberts | Reno Gillgully | Sly Johnson|
|NPCs||Borracho | Bubs | Chimera | Conner | Empusa | Galen Sunsword | Johnny Feo | Orvan Weiss | Sallazar Thornblade | Tubs|
|Races||Blood Snake | Dwarf | Elf | Gnome | Goblin | Kobold | Moonwolf | Moose | Porc | Vhark|
|Classes||Bard | Lumberjack | Sheriff | Swashbuckler|
|Player Dwarves||Alessa Stonemason | Bumbley | Denzik | Douglass Winechester | Duke Daring | Dyson | Gear Man | Grungle Numpston | Lann McRoberts | Margaret O'Malley | Miles | Neena Brando | Slap | Sly Johnson | Sonya | Thea Mazing | Vitali Zankovich|
|NPC Dwarves||Chase | Heathera Stonemason | Jormr's Stepson | Queen Karolime Dundinborough | King Dundinborough | Lance Willakers | Lester | Mikael Zankovich | Mona | Omally | Prince Phineas Dundinborough | Sallazar Thornblade | Willis | Ziggy Ziggy|
|Non-Canon Dwarves||Blinky | Cawks Stompulous | Inky | Penwar Lockis | Richard Lored | Sir Spankey Themuncay | Thanks|
|Starting Gear||Random Beast Companion | Pristine Woodcutter's Axe|
|Abilities||Earthquake | Heavy Chop | Mend Friend | Pack Hunters | Release the Beasts | Yodel|
|Former Abilities||Mount | Paincakes | Woodland Companion|
|Player Lumberjacks||Grungle Numpston | Jormr | Madelyne | Sly Johnson|